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Old 05-22-2009, 11:32 PM   #211 (permalink)
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Yup, it's grossly underreported since there's really not a good test for males. You pretty much just have to inspect your junk for warts to see if you're a prize winner. Unless you've got a strain with no symptoms, which you then pass on to a chick who shows no symptoms, who eventually passes it to a second guy who ends up with a wart.

It's like hot potato with dick sores.
what are you, a believer in spontaneous generation? The strains that don't show symptoms are the 'high risk' strains, they can cause cancer instead of relatively benign warts. The wart-causing strains are fairly obvious - a nice little bump on your dick, balls, anus, etc.

If you go to dentist offices nowadays, the walls are covered in warnings about mouth and throat cancer events in middle aged americans caused by oral sex because the symptoms/disease can manifest decades later Same when it happens on the cervix, penis, or inside the anus/colon - you may come down with it in your early 20s, you may luck out til 50. It's why women really should go at least once a year for tests, it's easily treatable early on.

Condoms can't protect you and the vaccination isn't foolproof and no one knows how long it lasts. The only people who are 100% safe and clean are basement virgins, unless they bought used panties off e-bay.

Supposedly 1-2% of the population has active genital warts at any one time, and it's unknown how much has an active HPV (high risk) infection, but yeah, something like 9 out of 10 people are exposed. Your body just frequently fights it off after a while, especially in a monogamous relationship where only the same strain(s) are present for many years.
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Old 05-23-2009, 01:00 AM   #212 (permalink)
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I want to buy stock in HPV, sounds like a serious blue chip.
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Old 06-06-2009, 07:48 AM   #213 (permalink)
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If you do get it make sure you go there with sweat pants on and no underwear on.
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Old 06-06-2009, 08:34 AM   #214 (permalink)
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Yea prescient! Let us know how it goes! (lol)
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Old 06-06-2009, 08:35 AM   #215 (permalink)
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If you do get it make sure you go there with sweat pants on and no underwear on.

Yea prescient! Let us know how it goes! (lol)
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Old 06-06-2009, 08:35 AM   #216 (permalink)
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Prescient has been posting in other threads since his ban. Namely, in the music forum. He's steered clear of this thread.

I think he should be forced to answer for his crimes in this thread, or get perma banned.
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BSG in a nutshell: A bunch of white people (and an Indian) create some ugly robots and some sexy robots who kill each other. A few times. Then they fly around in space for a few years, God fucks around and kills off a fuckton of them, they put a bathtub in the bridge, an Angel types in the codes from Lost and they land on Earth 150,000 years ago so a 6 year old girl can fuck some ape-men and Baltar can be a farmer.

Its Planet of the Apes meets Hitchhikers Guide meets the Mormon religion!
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Old 06-06-2009, 08:39 AM   #217 (permalink)
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Yes, had he come back here on the Sunday after, and said "Sorry, I suck, too many people and I couldn't make it happen" it would have been ok. He would have taken some negs and some shit talking, but it would not have been whatever the fuck this rickshawed bullshit is.
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