Whats something you wish you had but can't find?

Usha Starchild · 02-02-2009, 03:59 AM

We all have those moments when we are like "holy crap I wish I had a ..." or "Damn, I wish I could build something that ..."

What I wish I had

- A mouse with 10 buttons and a foot pad (for ctrl, alt, shift), I hate using two fingers to try and get macros off. (Inspired from mouse thread)

- A super heavy duty stainless steel chair that would not bend or break if it was run over by a hummer. It would have a built in cup holder. heater and maybe massage also.

- A telephone that kept track off all my contacts and had tabs that sorted them by how often I call, how often they call me, when I first added them, when our last call was, etc etc. I have over 1600 numbers, hard to remember whos who, especially since half are chinese names.

- Interface options in MMO where I could get my gmail alerts, send an email etc.

- A device that somehow keeps track of how i spend my time

Come up with anything you like, just make it reasonable. No holodecks, transporters or time machines.

Indiana · 02-02-2009, 04:20 AM

A wireless bluetooth headset for the PC with long range and battery life.

Faille · 02-02-2009, 04:29 AM

A swiss bank account with millions of dollars in it.

Mario Speedwagon · 02-02-2009, 04:34 AM

A diamond dick that ejaculates gold.

Usha Starchild · 02-02-2009, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faille

A swiss bank account with millions of dollars in it.

Dear Faille,

I wish to approach you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. I am an attorney based in London. I want you and I to make some fortune out of a situation that I am obviously left with no other better option. The issue that I am presenting to you is a case of my client that willed a fortune to his only daughter. It is unfortunate that he and his daughter died on the London Bomb attacks on 7 July 2005. The wife died of heart attack on receiving the sad news a week after. I am now faced with a problem of getting a trusted person who I will make the beneficiary that I would pass the fortune to. And according to the law such fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government if there is not any relatives or next-of-kin of the deceased that would surface for claim of the fortune.

- A device for internet people who can't pick up sarcasm in games or forums.

dak · 02-02-2009, 04:55 AM

Vagina...wait what?

TheMarauder · 02-02-2009, 05:24 AM

I'm going to think outside the box and say

Immortality.

Malakie Torsade · 02-02-2009, 05:58 AM

A Pac-Man car floormat. I saw one at Hot Topic like 5 years ago and haven't been able to find it again.

DVD collection of every single Mystery Science Theater ever made. Thanks to Demonoid I have most but there are still some that I'm missing.

A Waves-Crashing-On-The-Shore sound machine that doesn't sound like a Waves-Crashing-On-The-Shore sound machine.

A woman that knows what she wants, loves video games, and isn't insane.

Chrisb3 · 02-02-2009, 06:08 AM

An erection.

aychamo_aycono · 02-02-2009, 06:45 AM

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and not read this thread. Or, I wish I had a gun to kill myself after reading this thread.

Tripamang · 02-02-2009, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aychamo_aycono

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and not read this thread. Or, I wish I had a gun to kill myself after reading this thread.

I want a gun to give to Aychamo so he can kill himself after reading this thread.

Tuco · 02-02-2009, 07:22 AM

Duke Nukem Forever.

Kuro · 02-02-2009, 07:39 AM

Why I'd be quick as the dickens and I'd always get my licks in if I only had a...

Araxen · 02-02-2009, 07:45 AM

a real tinfoil hat for Lumie.

Phelps McManus · 02-02-2009, 07:53 AM

The last 5 minutes of my life back.

02-02-2009, 03:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
Usha Starchild Still in China Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,437	Whats something you wish you had but can't find? We all have those moments when we are like "holy crap I wish I had a ..." or "Damn, I wish I could build something that ..." What I wish I had - A mouse with 10 buttons and a foot pad (for ctrl, alt, shift), I hate using two fingers to try and get macros off. (Inspired from mouse thread) - A super heavy duty stainless steel chair that would not bend or break if it was run over by a hummer. It would have a built in cup holder. heater and maybe massage also. - A telephone that kept track off all my contacts and had tabs that sorted them by how often I call, how often they call me, when I first added them, when our last call was, etc etc. I have over 1600 numbers, hard to remember whos who, especially since half are chinese names. - Interface options in MMO where I could get my gmail alerts, send an email etc. - A device that somehow keeps track of how i spend my time Come up with anything you like, just make it reasonable. No holodecks, transporters or time machines.

02-02-2009, 04:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Indiana This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 711 +13 Internets	A wireless bluetooth headset for the PC with long range and battery life. __________________ Indiana the Silent Club Fu Bristlebane We want to be the Blizzard of massively multiplayer gaming - John Smedley

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Faille Fires of Heaven Officer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 3,364 +25 Internets	A swiss bank account with millions of dollars in it. __________________ Faille Fires of Heaven http://www.fohguild.org/forums/uberw...lopment-forum/

02-02-2009, 04:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
dak You don't have to agree. Just know I'm right. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,750	Vagina...wait what? __________________ Stop being bad RIP Spiderman-Troupe 2002-2008

02-02-2009, 05:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
Malakie Torsade Genocide Engineer Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,809 +10 Internets	A Pac-Man car floormat. I saw one at Hot Topic like 5 years ago and haven't been able to find it again. DVD collection of every single Mystery Science Theater ever made. Thanks to Demonoid I have most but there are still some that I'm missing. A Waves-Crashing-On-The-Shore sound machine that doesn't sound like a Waves-Crashing-On-The-Shore sound machine. A woman that knows what she wants, loves video games, and isn't insane. __________________

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02-02-2009, 05:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
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02-02-2009, 06:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono ... Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 4,332 -86 Internets	I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and not read this thread. Or, I wish I had a gun to kill myself after reading this thread. __________________ Hope you have a great day!

02-02-2009, 07:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
Tuco Forum Janitor Join Date: May 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 10,721 +75 Internets	Duke Nukem Forever.

02-02-2009, 07:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
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Phelps McManus I'm dangerous! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,278 -19 Internets	The last 5 minutes of my life back. __________________ There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those that don't.

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