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Old 09-30-2008, 10:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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October 7: Where's Your God now?

We are so fucked!!



Web Bot Predictions for 2008 / 2009
By: John Kehne


Since its conception in the late 1990’s, the Web Bot Project has made a number of very accurate and insightful predictions regarding coming events. Originally designed to track stock market trends, the Web Bot uses a system of spiders that crawl the Internet looking for patterns of behavior, trends and chatter pertaining to coming events. This tool is believed to be able to forecast the future by tapping into the collective unconscious of society.

One of the first accurate predictions from the Web Bot program took place in June of 2001. The program predicted that a life-altering event would take place within the next 60-90 days. An occurrence of such proportion that it's effects would be felt worldwide. The program based its prediction on "web chatter" and regrettably, the prediction proved accurate when the Twin Towers fell on 9/11/2001.

Throughout its short existence, the Web Bot has accurately predicted many other natural and man made disasters such as the 2001 anthrax attack on Washington DC, the East Coast power outage in 2003 and the earthquake which lead to the December 26 2004 tsunami. It is even credited with predicting hurricane Katrina and the devastating events that followed. In addition, the Web Bot has foretold of a global devastating event expected to take place in late December 2012.

Even more remarkable is a series of predictions made back in late 2006 about the coming events of late 2008 through mid 2009. Although these predictions may or may not pan out to be completely accurate, it is interesting to evaluate each one based on its own merit and relationship to the times in which we live. The following is a breakdown of these predictions.

- September 22-27 2008 are seen as precursor dates to a significant event expected to take place on October 7 2008.
Closely watch events during September 22 through 27 2008 for hints as to what to expect on October 7 2008. Although the predictions are not specific, the event is expected to be as significant as the events of 9/11.

- October 7 2008 to February 19 2008 will be filled with emotional intensity
The Web Bot has never picked up any event lasting this long. In comparison, the events of 9/11 lasted about 10 days. This event will be four months of high emotion.

- In October Global emotional release event begins – largely economic.
The rest of the world will begin to seriously question the stability and reliability of the U.S. dollar.

- Catastrophic collapse of the dollar is possible – as the language is active around that concept.
The Web Bot foresee consumer society confidence collapsing by mid November 2008. This could be a direct result of the recent government bailout and failure of several large financial institutions in the U.S. along with the devalued U.S. dollar and the increased cost of living.


- Global economic collapse possible in Fall 2008 cascading off the U.S. woes.
Think of the U.S. economy as a lit fuse that was lit over the early part of 2008. The rest of the world has no choice but to react to the declining U.S. dollar and the enormous amount of debt that the U.S. has accumulated and put upon itself.

- May be a global replay of what the 1932 bond crash in the Great Depression was.

- Tensions build in cities, encounters scarcity.
As the cost of food, fuel and other necessities of life continue to rise so does peoples level of stress. As the holidays approach, individuals find themselves taking extreme actions that they would have never considered in the past.

- The populace of the US impacted by a condition like posttraumatic stress. It will be something like “time shocked” or “time stunned”.
Just as you wrap you head around one big change or traumatic event, another will come along which will be bigger and harder to absorb.

- Mood of the population improves: People have a renewed sense of optimism that the corporate/elite can and will be replaced in the elections but the ‘us against them’ grows.
This appears to be directly related to the upcoming presidential elections. People will briefly experience a renewed optimism and confidence in the promises made by the new president, but the mood will quickly change when they realize that it is business as usual in Washington.

- Possibly early elections, or at least calls for that because of anger.
This seems to relate to Israel and the possibility of early presidential elections necessary to curtail the increased threats from Iran.

- In late 2008 the rest of the world’s currencies are ‘touched off’ by the dollar and U.S. decline.
The continuing instability of the U.S. economy and financial systems will prove to be a catalyst for global unrest and uncertainty.

- The Web Bot foresee a West Coast/Vancouver area large-scale earthquake around December 12, 2008.
Many have seen signs of this coming for quite some time. This may not be the “Big One”, but it will prove to be significant and very devastating to the area.

- There will be a 2009 winter/spring natural disaster, which caused people to become angry about government response.
With the dramatic increase in natural disasters such as earthquakes, hurricanes, floods and more, the government’s inability to respond to the immediate needs of the people will prove to be devastating for many.

- The Web Bot foresee that the winter in the Northeast will be very cold, causing some schools to close, and then later to reopen as shelters for people who can't heat their homes.
Language suggests that the shortages will be caused by a lack of supplies, cost of fuel, or both.

- Global Coastal Event likely in early to mid 2009
The Web Bot sees a permanent loss of low-lying territory globally and foresees that one continent in particular will get hit badly, but it does not say which one. Places to avoid: anything at sea level (Bangladesh/Florida/ etc).

It would appear that many of theses Web Bot predictions seem to focus on the economy both in the U.S. and around the world, and the underlying threat of these predictions is being felt right now. With the recent multi-billion dollar government bailout of many financial institutions, the U.S. has entered into an economic disaster that is sure to destabilize the financial future and wellbeing of many.

Prepare yourself for what is coming. The Web Bot tells us that for the remainder of 2008, bad will only get worse.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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So.... something will happen somewhere and sometime.. and it might be bad?

Riveting!

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Old 09-30-2008, 10:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't rickshaw it until October 8th, needs a "FAIL" follow-up.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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[quote=Scientologist;1212252]We are so fucked!!



- The Web Bot foresee that the winter in the Northeast will be very cold, causing some schools to close, and then later to reopen as shelters for people who can't heat their homes.
Language suggests that the shortages will be caused by a lack of supplies, cost of fuel, or both.


Fuck! Winter in the North will be cold?!? I never saw that one coming.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:51 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Fuck, it's cold enough in Binghamton in the winter, don't need it to be even colder.

It's easy as hell to make predictions and be right when everything is so vague. Just ask Nostradomus.
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:54 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Too bad most of web bot's predictions for 2008 didn't hold true.

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Old 09-30-2008, 11:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Web Bot
************************************************** *********************
No man, nation or God equal
Cube symmetry of opposites.
Mathematically impossible for a Genius
or any God to match my Cubic Wisdom.
Educators fear me, they cower and run.
6 sides constitutes a sextet -- not a Cube.
Teaching that a Cube has '6 sides' with
no top & bottom, induces an evil curse
that pervades all academic institutions.
Opposites create Opposites.
Mom & Dad opposites create son & daughter opposites.
Opposite Creators required,
Depicted by Earth's opposite hemispheres.
Singularity God impossible.
Opposites de-god Religion.
Opposites create the universe.
Opposites compose the Earth.
Opposites compose humanity.
Opposites create your body.
Opposites de-god academia.
Opposites de-god singularity
taught by religious/academia.
I can call singularity educators the most
putrid name on Earth and claim they eat
cow-dung ambrosia, but the lying ass
bastards will not even object - for they
know I am right and that any debate will
indict them for the evil they perpetuate
against the students and future humanity.
Scientists know Time Cube,
but any scientist supporting
the 4 simultaneous days in a
single rotation of Earth, will
be fired and banned for life
from academic institutions.
Scientists are evil cowards
and should be castrated
for obscurantism of the 4
simultaneous days within
a single rotation of Earth.
Average people understand
4 Day Creation when I tell
them about it, but scientist
can't accept it, for the evil
bastards think singularity.
Singularity can't procreate,
a feat requiring opposites.
Bible Word is a singularity.
You are taught singularity.
Singularity is death worship
and damnation of humanity.
No God equals the 4 corner
simultaneous 24 hour days
within single Earth rotation.
The universe and all within
it is composed of opposites.
Religious/academic taught
singularity is queer as 1 sex.
Believing is not knowing -
but evil that ignores facts.
Santa vital to Christmas -
No Santa - no Christmas.
Why credit Santa LIE with
gifts that parents buy their
children? It bribes the child
mind to accept false Santa
spirit and false god spirit
deceit associated with it.
Santa Claus and Christmas
must be indicted deceits
that destroys child mind.
God is but an adult Santa
extension of child Santa -
equating evil singularity -
unnatural as 1 pole Earth.
Earth has not 2 poles, but
opposite poles that cancel
each other out - if added.
6 side Cube is Evil math,
ignoring its top & bottom.
-1 x -1 = +1 is Evil math,
as +1 and -1 are antipodes
equating a zero existence.
3 Dimensions is erroneous
math without a 4th corner
perspective dimension. If
ever allowed, Cubic debate
will indict evil singularity
as damnation of humanity.
Believers are Evil - for not
measuring. Result of belief is
dyingstupid -you can know.
Singularity education begets evil,
for you were born as an opposite,
between opposite sexes & the
opposite Earth poles. You are
educated as a stupid android
slave to the evil Word Animal
Singularity Brotherhood. Your
analytical mind is lobotomized
and you cannot think opposite
of lies you are taught to think.
You build the hell 'they'teach.
Dr.Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human

You have opposite brains to think
opposite, but Big Brother icepick
academic lobotomy has destroyed
your mentality to think opposite of
the evil singularity you are taught.
The 4 days is above your godism
and you don't even want to know.
Universe is composed of opposite
hemispheres and opposite sexes -
equating to + / -, a zero existence,
depicted by Pyramid's bare coffer.
Your 1Day God Makes You Evil.
4 Corner Days Are Absolute, but
ignored by stupid/evil educators.
Until cornered, word is fictitious.
God is product of fictitious word.
4Day Cube Disproves 1Day God
All creation within the universe is composed of
opposite hemispheres and opposite sexes - with
opposite races, opposite seasons, opposite luck,
opposite directions and opposite perspectives -
equating a harmonic rotating zero value existence.
"To know all, is to know nothing".
You must attack the word bastards who preach
and teach evil godism and racism singularity lies,
for any singularity brotherhood is mental slavery
that desecrates family, village and tribal opposites.
Americans are dumbass, educated stupid and evil
singularity fools. I will wager $10,000.00 that
within the Cubic embodiment of Nature, there are
4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth. Acknowledge the math below or go to hell.
4 Day Cube disproves 1 Day God.

1-Midday to midday = a 24 hour day rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown = a 24 hour day rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight = a 24 hour day rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup = a 24 hour day rotation.

4 Day math condemns 1 Day fools.
These 4 absolute simultaneous days PROVES the
1 day god, 1day academia, 1 day religion and the
1 day media to be erroneous, fictitious and evil lies.
Education equates to a mass icepick lobotomy -
destroying the mind's ability to think as opposites.

All 4/24 hour days occur within 1 Earth rotation.
You educated stupid word animals can't fathom
this greatest social and scientific math of creation.

God claimed to have created a single day
rotation of Earth. I have created simultaneous
4 day rotation of Earth. Why do you worship
such a stupid God? Do you really believe that
your Jew God screwed a hole in the ground to
create Adam and Eve out of dirt, at the same
time that woman existed in the nation of NOD,
Nation of Damsels from where Cain got wife?
Adam and Eve were created at the same time,
but sexless. A rib was removed from eve and
a hole left to make a woman of her. The rib
was stuck on Adam to make a man of him -
and Eve is still trying to get her rib back.

Recognition and application of this Cubic
simultaneous 4 day rotation of Earth,
will change all math, science and societies
from the beginning of human existence.
You have to be evil to ignore this math.

1-Midday to midday is a 24 hour rotation.
2-Sundown to sundown is a 24 hour rotation.
3-Midnight to midnight is a 24 hour rotation.
4-Sunup to sunup is a 24 hour rotation.

4 Earth corners rotate 4 Time corners -
for 4 simultaneous day rotation of Earth -
equating the principle of a 4 pole motor.
Academic bastards will deny the obvious.
Americans are EVIL for ignoring Cubicism.
************************************************** ******************************
Acknowledge the 4 days or you die evil.
Do not pass this point without the 4 days.
*************************
Dr. Gene Ray, will be interviewed on
FTL@freetalklive.com, at 8pm on
Friday 7, about Time Cube discovery -
greatest discovery of human existence.

Humans are evil to worship
singularity of 1day education,
ignoring Nature's Harmonic
Cubic Antipodal Creation.
Academic singularity is as
evil as God singularity evil.
You have not the mentality
to comprehend the simple math of Cubic
antipode creation, for at about age 6, your
parents gave your 2 opposite antipode brains
to Big Brother academic hirelings, to clone
thought to serve evil singularity brotherhood -
destroying Cubic families, villages and tribes.
Creation is by opposites, opposite hemispheres
and opposite sexes - not queer singularity.
You've been educated stupid
by "Big Brother" singularity.
Singularity God is evil belief.
Cubic antipode creation debunks singularity.
Cube is the most perfect form of opposites.
Opposite hemispheres equate opposite cubes.
Opposite sex cubes equate to a crap-shoot.
Your God claimed to have created a single
day rotation of Earth. I offer absolute
proof that I have created 4 simultaneous
24 hour days within a single rotation of
Earth. You worship "Evil Singularity",
equating you to a "singularity bastard".
Why do you worship a queer 1 day God?
Are you content as a singularity queer?
Einstein was singularity stupid,
and you are singularity stupid.
"Born Cubic, THINK CUBIC",
you rotate a 4 corner stage life.
Singularity educated humans
are not intelligent.
The universe does not exist,
except as opposites - with a
zero value existence. Add
the opposites together and
the universe ceases to exist.
********************************

*******************************
All humans are created and
exist between the opposites
of male and female values.
Add the opposites together
and humans cease to exist.
A single God is death and
constitutes evil worship.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I am flabbergasted that the
"big brother" hired pedants
can brainwash and indoctrinate
the powerful antipode human
mind to ignore the simple math
of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
within a single rotation of Earth,
to worship one and trash three.
************************************************** ***********************
EVIL OBSCURANTISM
(Deliberately withholding CUBIC KNOWLEDGE)
No human "entity" exists.
Cube is opposite perfection.
Singularity is death worship.
************************************************** *****************

CREATION IS CUBIC, but
you are educated singularity
stupid by academic bastards.
Greenwich 1 day time is evil.
Can you explain the 4 days
rather than the 1 day taught?
If not, you are truely stupid.
To ignore the 4 days, is evil.
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God is the one knocking up half of the Jerry Springer guests, just so that shit wouldn't get repetitive with positive paternity tests all the time.
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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In order for its future predictions to be considered true its previous predictions must have been true...

2008 Predictions

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

January 2, 2008


A Few Highlights

*Catastrophic collapse of the dollar is possible –
as the language is active around that concept.

*Some kind of winter/spring natural disaster
which caused people to become angry about
government response


This happens every year...

*Possibly early elections, or at least calls for
that because of anger.


Didn't happen.


*Global economic collapse possible in Fall 2008
cascading of the US woes

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January 2008

*January “secrets Revealed” something comes out
that is ‘unauditable’ and we see some of the
presidential wannbe’s pull out of the race over
disclosures of their links to what in model space
is the finance/powers-that-be.


Didn't happen

*USA-Pop begins a shift out of paper assets into
defensive positions to protect their retirements
which will be coming into question. Perhaps due
in part to the continuing CMO/CDO paper
collapse and how much has gone into pension
funds.


I WISH

February 2008

*Acceleration in the ‘employment crash” meme,
construction slows dramatically including commercial.

WTF does this mean?

*Due to high prices, food enters its ‘encounters with
scarcity’ and gasoline soars (due to falling dollar)


If it's talking about worldwide food has been scarce for awhile now. If not the its only 50% correct.

*Key: People’s ability to live is tied to debt – and with
credit card defaults expected to rise in this period, the
widespread repudiation of credit card debt will mark
the emergence of the civil disobedience meme to the
corporate cannibalism/powers that be/global elite if
you want to think of it that way.


What?

March 2008

*Again, in modelspace we have the “millions of small
[financial] particles causing problems – repudiation
of credit card debt.

Credit Card debt has been an ongoing problem for YEARS.. nothing new to see here..

*Late March we see a female leader/figure emerge who
will begin to fill a role as ‘social unifier’ for the
financial rebellion/revolution meme. Most likely, she
will be from south/central American highlands and her
visibility and prestige will grow in national media
over the summer.


OOPS. They got the race/ethnicity wrong and her popularity took a nose dive if your talking about Hilary. If your talking about Palin then LOL

April 2008

*Like to see a widespread tax rebellion – people
putting in phony claims for refunds, delaying
filing, and so forth as we see dollar crashing,
market declining and so forth with lack of
government fix.


*Natural Disaster: We get high winds/damaging
rains over wide enough area to feed another
modelspace meme: Diaspora (population in
forced relocation). Incredible tornado season
with heavy rains or out of season hurricane, that
kind of thing and a lack of government response.


May-June 2008

*More of the same – but somewhere in here we
get a temporal marker as a group of veterans
takes over a national monument and the powers-
that-be stand down because of the media
coverage.

*Also in this period we see calls for an early
election as the government response to the
natural disaster earlier in the year will be judged
a failure and the economy will be in full-scale
slide now.


Summer 2008

*Tensions build in cities, encounters scarcity (.e.g.
food/fuel) are about

*The populace of the US impacted by a condition
like post traumatic stress – about the best we can
wrap our heads around it, it will be something
like “time shocked” or “time stunned”

*Just as you wrap you head around one big
change, another will come along bigger and
harder to absorb


September 2008

*Mood of the population improves: People
have a renewed sense of optimism that the
corporate/elite can and will be replaced in the
elections and the ‘us against them’ grows

*Possibility that elections will be held early, but
it could just be language around that meme


October 2008

*Global emotional release event begins –
largely economic.

*Think of the US economy as a lit fuse that is lit
over the early part of 2008

*In late 2008 the rest of the world’s currencies
are ‘touched off’ by the dollar and US decline.

*May be a global replay of what the 1932 bond
crash in the Great Depression was.



Balance of 2008

*Bad gets worse

*Highest payoff hedges for most people today will likely
be
– Debt reductions
– Getting in shape
– Having modest stores of food/clothing
– Agile mindset to adapt/cope with any change
– Fallback and backup plans – like relatives in another
city/state – that kind of thing.
– Learning to think independently and get a vision of the
future before it arrives so you can move ahead of crowds
and thus maintain your freedom of action


2009 Global Coastal Event

*The bigger things are in modelspace, the more lead time
we get

*Collapse of the dollar has been in modelspace for 2 ½ years
or so. Even longer has been Global Coastal event.

*Global Coast Event likely in early to mid 2009

*Permanent loss of low lying territory globally but one
continent in particular get hit badly. We don’t know which
one, but we hope it’s like a Greenland or some not heavily
populated area. (*working on this now, but it’s at the limit
of our software)

*Places to avoid: anything at sea level (Bangladesh/Florida/
etc)


Ya I only went through about half of it. To much bullshit and generalized predictions. "Hey look guyz in 2008 there will be a BIG STORM!!ZZ!!@#(!~!!!"
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I fail to see how a web bot could predict natural disasters.
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Not to hard.. Lets see. Has an earthquake occured this year? yes/no? Yes. Has one happened every year for the last 10 years? Yes/no Yes.

Is it logical to assume an earthquake will happen next year? Yep.
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