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Old 09-29-2008, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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John McCain - Fucking idiot

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Old 09-29-2008, 07:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Haha, was about to mention it being his first post.. from Calgary eh? IBTR
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I really don't see how drinking an animals piss is any worse than eating its meat. Especially when it's an animal known to carry cysticerci in it's flesh.

Urine is relatively clean, tangy and salty...don't see why American hasn't already embraced it.
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Politicians...lie? NO WAY. NO FUCKING WAY.

GET OUT. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE.
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Old 09-29-2008, 08:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2008, 09:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-30-2008, 10:22 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Obama is a dimwit?

Weird, I guess the University of Chicago must have been pretty dumb in constantly hounding him to go tenure-track, appealing to either side of the party divide while professing constitutional law.

If you're going to try and contrast McCain, who is countered BY THEIR OWN FUCKING STATEMENTS, with Obama simply stumbling over words or using rhetorical freedoms or exaggerations, I think the better political device would be the difference between Obama's statements and his voting history.

McCain is set to support tax cuts for the rich. He's made a critical set of blunders the past few weeks while banks are collapsing to stand by his ridiculous, nonexistant economic policies. You have him saying YES and NO on the same fucking issue over and over and over again... which to me is a far more heinous offense than claiming your intimate inclusion of the selma marches when you were merely a 4 year old black kid. That wacky Obama, 4 year olds can't possibly have memories of extreme racial prejudice!


In short, partisan politics are for dickwads, and I can't see how anyone would ever support McCain. He has repeatedly been proven a liar and is representative of the same policies that have seen, lets see:

1) the largest attack on US soil to date (arguably orchestrated by the government itself)
2) the largest military failure the US has been a part of. Find those WMDs dudes, say hi to Blackwater making triple you to play oil baron bodyguards!
3) the largest recession to date. Sorry, can't blame this on on clinton - but I'm sure you'll find a way, just like the last time a surplus that was nearly 100% due to radical policy shifts and spending cuts was considered a product of the previous tenure? Raff out roud.


I think at this point anybody who is rational would come to the conclusion that McCain is more of the same and Obama is unproven but at the very least is not more of the same. I'd rather have an administration who's unproven than someone who's had an intimate hand in proving to be a failure.

It's painfully clear that only straight up paranoia or self-serving greed would motivate someone to go with McCain, and there are probably as many people voting for Obama because that administration is so much the antithesis of big government (next best thing to a libertarian) as they are because they actually think he's quality. Wankers all around.

Lets hear it for the chance that we might actually have an educated, non-moron president!

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Well I was reading intently till:

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I really don't see how drinking an animals piss is any worse than eating its meat. Especially when it's an animal known to carry cysticerci in it's flesh.

Urine is relatively clean, tangy and salty...don't see why American hasn't already embraced it.
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You know what else the government orchestrated? My balls. They played them like the goddamned 5th symphony. It was glorious.
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8:46 AM: President Bush later states, "I was sitting outside the classroom and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was on." CNN.com - Transcripts


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And I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower -- the TV was obviously on, and I use to fly myself, and I said, "There's one terrible pilot." And I said, "It must have been a horrible accident."

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"Anyway, I was sitting there, and my Chief of Staff -- well, first of all, when we walked into the classroom, I had seen this plane fly into the first building. There was a TV set on. And you know, I thought it was pilot error and I was amazed that anybody could make such a terrible mistake. And something was wrong with the plane, or -- anyway, I'm sitting there, listening to the briefing, and Andy Card came and said, "America is under attack."


There was no live coverage of the first crash on TV and President Bush was in a classroom reading with children at the time of the second crash.

I HAVE IRREFUTABLE PROOF. FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYS IN ONE ROTATION OF EARTH, EACH QUADRANT OF EARTH.

Man is personified pyramid, 1 corner of time cube, 1 24 hr day. 1/4th of a person. pyramid * 6 equals star of David = the BALANCE = 11:11 = equilibrium in timeSpace. Four 24 hr days, simultaneously, equals 11:11 - 11:11 = natural balance. 6/11 = 11\9 = 9/11:11\6 = cubeless Jews did wtc.

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24    6    24
  ,_______,
  |11   11|
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6 |  (o)  | 6
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24 man  is 24
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Old 09-30-2008, 08:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This could turn it around for Bush, if done correctly.
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Old 10-01-2008, 03:01 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I HOPE ALL YOU IGNORANT JACKASSES RECOGNIZE HOW DANGEROUS CALHOUN WOULD BE FOR THIS COUNTRY

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