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Old 08-23-2008, 02:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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my pokemon story

hello my code name is shadow you might know me from pogimon this story i thought up for the last few days and i hope you like it i tried to do the best i could!





chapter one the goverment



1970



"presadent" said a man "presadent wake up!!" "what is it trevor?" 2 "more people have been killed" "this is the 13th one this month!" said the presedent "i know...." "we must take action trevor the pokemon have killed 13 people and injured 25 what are we to do?" "i dont know" said trevor "we must do something!" "i dont want to ban pokemon but if i have to...." "sir" said trevor "do what you must!" "yes i know but people love pokemon if we ban them they will be sad and i wont be elcted for presedent again" "well i still think do what you must" "well if i am going to ban them i might as well go start baning them.."
withen the next 10 years pokemon where caught and had very powerfull psychick pokemon to put them on peaces of paper and erase the minds of humans that knew about pokemon with the expition of the goverment officals....


in 1988 the presentdent released a game titled pokemon to nintendo so people could could know about pokemon and be prepared incase they where ever relesed again...


2000


bill clinton was trying to go to sleep when he finaly fell asleep he had a dream it was about pokemon in the wild the next day bill got up and went to go check out the folders witch held the pokemon trapped on paper as he looked at them they where no biger then his fingernail then trevor the 4th came down and said "hello" "hello trevor" "what are you doing bill?" "looking at the pokemon i cant see why we cant rerelease pokemon into the wild" "well" said trevor "they ended up killing 13 injuring 37 so you can see why they where baned right" "NO" screamed bill "i cant see why get air force 1 ready wake up frank" "ok" said trevor later that day bill anounced in a private meating "i am going to try to return pokemon to the wild" later that day bill had sent off air force 1 with frank his pilot to daliver a the safe that held pokemon to a studier on a island called wan island no one else lived on that island and he would study them and if he got the ok put a few on the island later that day the plane crashed over the oachen with the safe floting in the water it could wash up anywhere in the world....




chapter 2 the release

3 months later somewhere else there where 4 kids on a beach gavin jake derek and kim (kimberly)


"lets go look at the rocks" said kim "nah" said derek "lets go move that log" "break it up you to " said gavin "lets go explore that big rocky area" "ok!" said everyone in unsion (besides kim she still wanted to look at the rocks but finaly agreed) they asked there parents for premission to go there (it was on the far side of the beach) when they got there they started to climb the rocks when jake sliped and fell down "well at least he hit the soft sand" said gavin "no i didnt" said jake "its hard down here it feals like metal" "uh huh" said derek
"and my house is made out sand" (this was a bad joke no one laghped everyone was to intrested in the thing
that felt like metal) then the usual argument broke out "lets uncover it" said derek "no" said kim "lets go tell our parents" "how about a vote ok?" said gavin "ok!" said everyone "kim" said gavin "what do you vote?" " tell parents" "ok" said gavin "derek?""i vote uncover" "jake" said gavin "whats your vote?" "i vote uncover
" "well then" said gavin "i vote uncover to" "well then"said derek "lets start uncovering this thing!" everyone
was working hard after an half a hour.... "there!" said gavin it was now visable! "now" said derek "how do we crack this open?" "dont you see that right there" said gavin there was about a 5 foot wide/tall hole "lets see whats in there" said gavin this way they could be no argument! asd they looked inside they saw it had hundreds no millions of little pokemon figures! "weird" said kim "wonder what this red button does?" then everyone looked at a big red buton in the center of the thing "well" said gavin "lets push it!" everyone then standed back besides gavin but what gavin found is there is a layer of glass protectioning it after about 10 minuts they broke it open useing rocks then under that there where 5 werid holding thingies that came up from the safe and held the button after about 30 minuts they finaly got thouse off then there was a peace of plactic witch they removed (it took 20 seconds) then with all of there power pushed down on the button it dident seem to do anything for about 10 seconds but then... a weird glow filed the thing then it must of went 20 feet up in the air then it started moving (later they lerned that astronoughts saw this weird light ungulf the earth) then the light was gone but what did the light do? then the kids looked inside the safe and now it was full with pokeballs.....



chapter 3 the pokemon


"POKEBALLS!" screamd derek "stinking pokeballs" "after an hour of hard of hard work i get toy pokeballs!" "wait" said gavin "i think these might be the real thing" "everyone knows that pokemon are NOT real!" said derek "well" said gavin maybe these are" "here i will try one" said gavin "go pokeball!" said gavin as he picked up a pokeball and thru about 10 feet the pokeball bounced once... twice... then something emurged "this is impossble" said derek but as much as he said it was impossble this was coming from the same guy who said that there was no safe then the kids heard something "char" "charmander!" and the kids guessed it was coming from a charmander! "well" said derek "i guess they are real!" "but are we old anuff for a trainer lisence? said kim "well lets see..." said gavin "i am 10 derek is 10 jake is 8 and kim is 11 so that means....." "who knows!" said derek "we dont know what age they have put up!" "hes right" said jake "we should wait and see what happens ok?" "ok said everyone" during the course of a month rules where put up turned outyou didnt need a age so you could be 5 or 16 what you needed was a pokemon licence form with your parents ritten permission of course derek kim and (berly) gavin of course there where no trainers yet besides the adults that went to get pokemon for the pokemon trainers the main charcter for our story will be gavin just to let you know




chapter 4 the battle


after what seamed a eturnty the end of the month came and the day came when the first pokemon where given out sinse gavin released the pokemon his hometown would be the first to get pokemon and he got to be the first in line when time came there was a big clock counting down until the first of the new month! gavin is first in line then kim then derek as the clock struck 12:00 i went up into prof sirus lab to pick out a pokemon "what are the pokemon prof?"" you can 1 of 6 pokemon geodude caterpie pidgey pikachu bulbasaur or a rattata"" what would you like?"" bulbasaur please!"" ok" he handed gavin his pokedex trainers licance 5 pokeballs and finaly bulbasaur "thanks prof" said gavin as sirus put the thing that held the bulbasaur pokeball in his pocket "umm prof" said gavin "why are you puting the bulbasaur pokeball holding thing in your pocket?" "because" said prof sirus "bulbasaur are very hard to find and captuer gavin i only had one" "oh" said gavin "bye prof!" "bye gavin!" "well" said gavin "i better go to bed" later that day... "good by mom!" " love you honey!" out side he opened his pokedex and put in stuff like his name where to srnd his excess pokemon etc after he did that he saw derek " hay derek" said gavin " i challenge you to a battle!" "ok" said derek "go... PIKACHU!!!" "PIKA" "ok" said gavin "go... bulbasaur!" "bulba" "bulbasaur" "ok bulbasaur do your tackle!" "pikachu" yelled derek "quick attack!" pikachu moved out of the way just in time! "bulbasaur use your razor leaf!" "bulba!" "pikachu" said derek " thundershock!" pikachu tried to shock bulbasaur but the razor leaf hit him and caused him to aim worng and nearly shock derek! "pikachu" said derek " dont shock me!" "bulbasaur" i yelled" "leach seed!"bulbasaur hit pikachu with the leach seed and pikachu was loseing engry fast! "pika pikachu" said pikachu "pikachu" said derek "THUNDER!" "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" it was no use the thunder just hit the vines and charged them up causeing pikachu to faint! "yes i win i win!" said gavin "i will see you again and next time i wont lose!" said derek "bye!" said gavin "bye" grumbled derek and that moment gavin begain his pokemon journy....




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hello my code name is shadow you might know me from pogimon this story i thought up for the last few days and i hope you like it i tried to do the best i could!





chapter one the goverment



1970



"presadent" said a man "presadent wake up!!" "what is it trevor?" 2 "more people have been killed" "this is the 13th one this month!" said the presedent "i know...." "we must take action trevor the pokemon have killed 13 people and injured 25 what are we to do?" "i dont know" said trevor "we must do something!" "i dont want to ban pokemon but if i have to...." "sir" said trevor "do what you must!" "yes i know but people love pokemon if we ban them they will be sad and i wont be elcted for presedent again" "well i still think do what you must" "well if i am going to ban them i might as well go start baning them.."
withen the next 10 years pokemon where caught and had very powerfull psychick pokemon to put them on peaces of paper and erase the minds of humans that knew about pokemon with the expition of the goverment officals....


in 1988 the presentdent released a game titled pokemon to nintendo so people could could know about pokemon and be prepared incase they where ever relesed again...


2000


bill clinton was trying to go to sleep when he finaly fell asleep he had a dream it was about pokemon in the wild the next day bill got up and went to go check out the folders witch held the pokemon trapped on paper as he looked at them they where no biger then his fingernail then trevor the 4th came down and said "hello" "hello trevor" "what are you doing bill?" "looking at the pokemon i cant see why we cant rerelease pokemon into the wild" "well" said trevor "they ended up killing 13 injuring 37 so you can see why they where baned right" "NO" screamed bill "i cant see why get air force 1 ready wake up frank" "ok" said trevor later that day bill anounced in a private meating "i am going to try to return pokemon to the wild" later that day bill had sent off air force 1 with frank his pilot to daliver a the safe that held pokemon to a studier on a island called wan island no one else lived on that island and he would study them and if he got the ok put a few on the island later that day the plane crashed over the oachen with the safe floting in the water it could wash up anywhere in the world....




chapter 2 the release

3 months later somewhere else there where 4 kids on a beach gavin jake derek and kim (kimberly)


"lets go look at the rocks" said kim "nah" said derek "lets go move that log" "break it up you to " said gavin "lets go explore that big rocky area" "ok!" said everyone in unsion (besides kim she still wanted to look at the rocks but finaly agreed) they asked there parents for premission to go there (it was on the far side of the beach) when they got there they started to climb the rocks when jake sliped and fell down "well at least he hit the soft sand" said gavin "no i didnt" said jake "its hard down here it feals like metal" "uh huh" said derek
"and my house is made out sand" (this was a bad joke no one laghped everyone was to intrested in the thing
that felt like metal) then the usual argument broke out "lets uncover it" said derek "no" said kim "lets go tell our parents" "how about a vote ok?" said gavin "ok!" said everyone "kim" said gavin "what do you vote?" " tell parents" "ok" said gavin "derek?""i vote uncover" "jake" said gavin "whats your vote?" "i vote uncover
" "well then" said gavin "i vote uncover to" "well then"said derek "lets start uncovering this thing!" everyone
was working hard after an half a hour.... "there!" said gavin it was now visable! "now" said derek "how do we crack this open?" "dont you see that right there" said gavin there was about a 5 foot wide/tall hole "lets see whats in there" said gavin this way they could be no argument! asd they looked inside they saw it had hundreds no millions of little pokemon figures! "weird" said kim "wonder what this red button does?" then everyone looked at a big red buton in the center of the thing "well" said gavin "lets push it!" everyone then standed back besides gavin but what gavin found is there is a layer of glass protectioning it after about 10 minuts they broke it open useing rocks then under that there where 5 werid holding thingies that came up from the safe and held the button after about 30 minuts they finaly got thouse off then there was a peace of plactic witch they removed (it took 20 seconds) then with all of there power pushed down on the button it dident seem to do anything for about 10 seconds but then... a weird glow filed the thing then it must of went 20 feet up in the air then it started moving (later they lerned that astronoughts saw this weird light ungulf the earth) then the light was gone but what did the light do? then the kids looked inside the safe and now it was full with pokeballs.....



chapter 3 the pokemon


"POKEBALLS!" screamd derek "stinking pokeballs" "after an hour of hard of hard work i get toy pokeballs!" "wait" said gavin "i think these might be the real thing" "everyone knows that pokemon are NOT real!" said derek "well" said gavin maybe these are" "here i will try one" said gavin "go pokeball!" said gavin as he picked up a pokeball and thru about 10 feet the pokeball bounced once... twice... then something emurged "this is impossble" said derek but as much as he said it was impossble this was coming from the same guy who said that there was no safe then the kids heard something "char" "charmander!" and the kids guessed it was coming from a charmander! "well" said derek "i guess they are real!" "but are we old anuff for a trainer lisence? said kim "well lets see..." said gavin "i am 10 derek is 10 jake is 8 and kim is 11 so that means....." "who knows!" said derek "we dont know what age they have put up!" "hes right" said jake "we should wait and see what happens ok?" "ok said everyone" during the course of a month rules where put up turned outyou didnt need a age so you could be 5 or 16 what you needed was a pokemon licence form with your parents ritten permission of course derek kim and (berly) gavin of course there where no trainers yet besides the adults that went to get pokemon for the pokemon trainers the main charcter for our story will be gavin just to let you know




chapter 4 the battle


after what seamed a eturnty the end of the month came and the day came when the first pokemon where given out sinse gavin released the pokemon his hometown would be the first to get pokemon and he got to be the first in line when time came there was a big clock counting down until the first of the new month! gavin is first in line then kim then derek as the clock struck 12:00 i went up into prof sirus lab to pick out a pokemon "what are the pokemon prof?"" you can 1 of 6 pokemon geodude caterpie pidgey pikachu bulbasaur or a rattata"" what would you like?"" bulbasaur please!"" ok" he handed gavin his pokedex trainers licance 5 pokeballs and finaly bulbasaur "thanks prof" said gavin as sirus put the thing that held the bulbasaur pokeball in his pocket "umm prof" said gavin "why are you puting the bulbasaur pokeball holding thing in your pocket?" "because" said prof sirus "bulbasaur are very hard to find and captuer gavin i only had one" "oh" said gavin "bye prof!" "bye gavin!" "well" said gavin "i better go to bed" later that day... "good by mom!" " love you honey!" out side he opened his pokedex and put in stuff like his name where to srnd his excess pokemon etc after he did that he saw derek " hay derek" said gavin " i challenge you to a battle!" "ok" said derek "go... PIKACHU!!!" "PIKA" "ok" said gavin "go... bulbasaur!" "bulba" "bulbasaur" "ok bulbasaur do your tackle!" "pikachu" yelled derek "quick attack!" pikachu moved out of the way just in time! "bulbasaur use your razor leaf!" "bulba!" "pikachu" said derek " thundershock!" pikachu tried to shock bulbasaur but the razor leaf hit him and caused him to aim worng and nearly shock derek! "pikachu" said derek " dont shock me!" "bulbasaur" i yelled" "leach seed!"bulbasaur hit pikachu with the leach seed and pikachu was loseing engry fast! "pika pikachu" said pikachu "pikachu" said derek "THUNDER!" "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" it was no use the thunder just hit the vines and charged them up causeing pikachu to faint! "yes i win i win!" said gavin "i will see you again and next time i wont lose!" said derek "bye!" said gavin "bye" grumbled derek and that moment gavin begain his pokemon journy....




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