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Old 07-17-2008, 07:42 PM   #91 (permalink)
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The best part is, the sum collective of EQ argued this exact same point with him about a year ago. He finally shut the fuck up when one wizard did more damage than him in a 7 second parse.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:50 PM   #92 (permalink)
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I agree that its not sustainable, I can't do 115,000dps every second for say 30 minutes.
Well shit man, you're just going to have to get back to us when you CAN do this. Try harder.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:57 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Hey look, another MMO Milestone!

Get to work you goofy bastard.
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Old 07-17-2008, 08:09 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Keep up the good work Sam. Fuck the haters. You are all gay for hating on Sam, he did 115,000 dmg in 1 second. Fuck it.

Post pics Sam!!
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:45 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Congrats Sam!

I thought about naming a character after you, but I couldn't possibly live up to it ... so I didn't. Keep rocking those meters.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:49 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I'm afraid I beat you sam in multibox DPS. I took control of 25 accounts today using a dvorak centralized hotswap config, basically routing via bluetooth a distributed tri-N52 keyboard emulator using 25 virtual keyboards on a single 60" touchscreen LCD, with 10 slaved 22" LCDs attached to 5 quad-core PCs each running 5 copies of EQ.

Heres the top of gameparse, showing I did a sustained 312,599 dps.

Combined: Bloodmoon acolyte on 7/16/2008 in 574sec

Total
--- DMG: 179432145 (100%) @ 312599 dps (312599 sdps)
--- DMG to PC: 1430414 @2492dps

Worldsbestdpsa
--- DMG: 7178285 (4.00%) @ 12505 dps (12205 sdps)
--- DMG to PC: 738443 @1286dps

Worldsbestdpsb
--- DMG: 7124833 (3.97%) @ 12412 dps (12372 sdps)

Worldsbestdpsc
--- DMG: 7158398 (3.99%) @ 12471 dps (12415 sdps)

... (rest of my wizards)

Of course its not a fair comparison Sam, since I had 25 characters and I have advanced multiboxing techniques and skills. I also know a great many secrets that no one else knows in how to maximize single person DPS, I am going to open up a school to hopefully teach others and I would love for you to be a guest lecturer.

p.s. bring some hookers

p.p.s.s. 312,599 DPS NEW WORLDS RECORD!!!!!!! YAAA BOOOOOOY
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:07 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Well I guess someone out there has to be Sam da man, don't they?
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:08 PM   #98 (permalink)
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DPS is a "rate statistic". It implies sustainability.

Measuring things the way you are would be like a major league baseball player getting a home run in an at-bat, then calling his agent and saying "Man, for a second there I had a 1.000 batting average and every hit I had was a homer! Get me a raise."
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Old 07-17-2008, 10:46 PM   #99 (permalink)
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A lot of people are just jealous of Sam. His legend and +17 internets speak for themselves.
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:11 PM   #100 (permalink)
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You do realize that quiters never win and winners never quit?
Fucking win.
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:57 PM   #101 (permalink)
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You do realize that quiters never win and winners never quit?
Yes, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

I've yet to see you win, and you definitely haven't quit..
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:10 AM   #102 (permalink)
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God damnit this thread needs some more fucking pictures.
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haven't most guys tried that anyways, like, the "shooting" method?
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Old 07-18-2008, 05:43 AM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:00 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Correct me if i'm wrong sam, but DPS was used as a tool to compare the incomparable : total damage over different lengths of time.

Thus bring 56.000 in 3:59 and 134.000 in 20:06 to the same unit : the second

You manipulate the result by choosing "the best second", thus your claim is invalid.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:02 AM   #105 (permalink)
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That picture is great. Hah.
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