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07-17-2008, 07:41 PM
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| Mr. Personality  Join Date: May 2005 Location: behind Jack's abdominal wall
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+22 Internets | ERROR: It all depends... is this an evil robot or a good robot? EVIL If it is evil then it has no use for our puny fleshling laws. As such, it will proceed to carry 10 times it's own weight in beverages and a beautiful woman away from the smoking wreckage of a local convenience store while filling the air with it's maniacal mechanical laughter. Maniachanical? GOOD If it is a Good robot then it will come soaring out of the sky as a jet or drive up as a sports car( or some other flashy awesome vehicle easily marketed to 6-12 year olds) JUST as some kids were thinking of taking a sip of beer provided to them by some ill intentioned looking child (slightly older and slightly outside of the target age group, probably with spikey hair) At this point our Super powered super-self aware tank of the future will ask the kids in a stern but not overly aggressive tone 'And just what were you thinking of doing with that?'. The kids will try to hide the incriminating evidence but our Autonomous agent's super heat sensitive, densiometer, spectra-vision, will instantly recognize the signature of a freshly opened beer behind the quivering child. The red dot on the child's forehead lets him know there is no use resisting and so he hands over the contraband while looking dejected. The Good robot takes the beer can and throws it into the air like a clay pigeon instantly frying it in mid flight with a single high powered laser blast. This is followed by a lengthy lecture relating the the dangers of children and alcohol. The lecture makes good use of unlikely scenarios while at the same time laughing at the children's naive questions. Finally both the robot and the children turn towards the camera while several other robots from the same franchise as the first walk into view. Then without prompting everyone gives a big thumbs up to the camera as we end on a freeze frame. So you see... the good robots are forced by the local governing authorities to not only abide by the alcohol consumption laws but also promote them. LAME The only robots left are the really lame ones like protocol droids that have no use for beverages and would probably start flailing at the thought of breaking a law. Then there are the ones that hide behind a guise of humanity and only reveal their true design upon death. |
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07-17-2008, 08:01 PM
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| the illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater  Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The CT
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07-17-2008, 09:47 PM
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| Mr. Personality Join Date: May 2005 Location: behind Jack's abdominal wall
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+22 Internets | ONE I am going to break all of my posts into three sections now. TWO If someone finds even one section appealing, the post as a whole will be seen positively. It's fool proof. THREE |
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07-17-2008, 10:54 PM
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| King Poster  Join Date: May 2002
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| One: This thread is giving me a hard on! 2: ??? Three: Fail
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07-18-2008, 07:59 PM
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| badfish  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: page 11
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| we still haven't got 1. a yes or no answer 2. a post from an actual robut 3. aychamo's butthole (thank god) 4. the end of the world 5. number 6 6. number 5 7. lol... i think i'm funny 8. i dont remember what i was saying.. here's some compensation GIS for drunk and hot 
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