what did you do tonight? i bet not this...

[misdirection]

from my journal,

T 6/26/08- on the way back from laundry tonight i saw the 2nd live skunk ever on the side of the road right up from the house. 11:23 pm/nightly walk-on the way back from the store i found 3 baby skunks huddled up in the same spot. they were about the size of guinea pigs. i approached carefully and knelt down. 2 ran into the woods and the other ran straight at me. i opened up my combos and held one out kissing like it was a cat. it danced around me and took the combo. i was fuckin scared shitless of getting sprayed. it only chewed at the combo and then ran back at me and sniffed my legs. i rubbed its head. this was like cheating death i felt. when the skunk backed off enough i stood up and it ran at me again. i stood still and it eventually ran off into the woods. B was on the phone the whole time
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so fuck your wild animal hunts... when was the last time you fed a live wild skunk straight out of your hands.

told u i was hardcore.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1182/...19e4e6.jpg?v=0

^edit for pic and->on a sidenote... i didnt get srayed but...is it just me, or does being a pothead make you more acceptable of a skunk's smell? low rates, dollar signs, i dunno

[Solariss]

hi

[Talineth]

I hung out with Gina Lee Nolin tonight.

I even fed her drinks.

[kegkilla]

Originally Posted by misdirection

from my journal,

T 6/26/08- on the way back from laundry tonight i saw the 2nd live skunk ever on the side of the road right up from the house. 11:23 pm/nightly walk-on the way back from the store i found 3 baby skunks huddled up in the same spot. they were about the size of guinea pigs. i approached carefully and knelt down. 2 ran into the woods and the other ran straight at me. i opened up my combos and held one out kissing like it was a cat. it danced around me and took the combo. i was fuckin scared shitless of getting sprayed. it only chewed at the combo and then ran back at me and sniffed my legs. i rubbed its head. this was like cheating death i felt. when the skunk backed off enough i stood up and it ran at me again. i stood still and it eventually ran off into the woods. B was on the phone the whole time
----------------------------------------------------------------------

so fuck your wild animal hunts... when was the last time you fed a live wild skunk straight out of your hands.

told u i was hardcore.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1182/...19e4e6.jpg?v=0

^edit for pic and->on a sidenote... i didnt get srayed but...is it just me, or does being a pothead make you more acceptable of a skunk's smell? low rates, dollar signs, i dunno

actually, that is EXACTLY what i did tonight so kindly fuck off you cocksucker.

[brekk]

lol i love refreshing and watching the internets plummet

[Solariss]

This shit actually makes me laugh... how the hell do you come up with and take the time to write shit like this to where it's actually kind of a story but not really.

[misdirection]

-1000 here i come! -->edit... rickshaw here i come =\

also i'm not bullshittin, this is a true story


edit2stillatruestoryfuckallyounaturehaters

[Believe]

Originally Posted by misdirection

also i'm not bullshittin, this is a true story

You act like we should actually give a fuck.

An animal ate fucking food, and we should care because???

[Kugbok_Fennin]

Been there, done that...Skunks actually a pretty tame animal, treat them like cats and they love you.

I would have a skunk as a pet before ferret.

[ValkyrieIsAboutToDie]

from my journal,

Originally Posted by misdirection

T 6/26/08- on the way back from laundry tonight i saw this biggest nugget of skunk ever on the side of the road right up from the house. 11:23 pm/nightly walk-on the way back from the store i found 3 baby skunks buds huddled up in the same spot. they were about the size of guinea pigs. i approached carefully and knelt down. I smoked 2 in my wood bowl and stuffed the other in my pocket. it went straight to my head. i opened up my combos and held one out and started kissing it. the combo grew two tiny little combo legs and danced around in my hand. i was fuckin scared shitless of this little combo. it chewed on my hand and sniffed my leg. i rubbed its tiny combo head. this was like cheating death i felt. when the skunk wore off enough i stood up and blazed the third nug. i stood still and eventually ran off into the woods. im still in the woods. im posting this from my phone. holy shit im stoned.
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[column]

I fucked a Skank tonight!

[Jait]

Originally Posted by misdirection

from my journal,

T 6/26/08- on the way back from laundry tonight i saw the 2nd live skunk ever on the side of the road right up from the house. 11:23 pm/nightly walk-on the way back from the store i found 3 baby skunks huddled up in the same spot. they were about the size of guinea pigs. i approached carefully and knelt down. 2 ran into the woods and the other ran straight at me. i opened up my combos and held one out kissing like it was a cat. it danced around me and took the combo. i was fuckin scared shitless of getting sprayed. it only chewed at the combo and then ran back at me and sniffed my legs. i rubbed its head. this was like cheating death i felt. when the skunk backed off enough i stood up and it ran at me again. i stood still and it eventually ran off into the woods. B was on the phone the whole time
----------------------------------------------------------------------

so fuck your wild animal hunts... when was the last time you fed a live wild skunk straight out of your hands.

told u i was hardcore.

It's Mytoss's evil twin....Ssotym. Seperated at birth, knowing nothing of his brothers love of all things living. I bet he even has a mustache.


The Endgame has begun.

[Zarcath]

It's a shame the 1 reported case of death by rabies a year, didn't occur last night.

[Akileese]

Originally Posted by misdirection

-1000 here i come! -->edit... rickshaw here i come =\

also i'm not bullshittin, this is a true story


edit2stillatruestoryfuckallyounaturehaters

Sir you will not get your wish. Im drunk and enjoyed your story! PLUS INTERNETS

[misdirection]

Originally Posted by Zarcath

It's a shame the 1 reported case of death by rabies a year, didn't occur last night.

<3uZ

MB4L