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07-03-2008, 12:52 PM
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| Not to piss on your animal planet, but you've essentially increased the acclimation of that animal to humans. Hopefully the next time it bounces up to someone happily sniffing for a combo they aren't a japanese woman in high heels who crushes its skull underfoot and grinds it into meat paste for the video camera, or some kid who traps it in a bucket and shakes it violently, tosses it into a sink and sets it on fire. The next time you think of those cute widdow skunk eyes imagine them exploding under the pressure of a stiletto heel. *Cross fingers* PS -> I work at a zoo and yesterday I didn't do anything nearly as cool as endanger the lives of cute critters. |
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07-03-2008, 01:22 PM
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| Afro Honkey  Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX
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07-04-2008, 01:47 AM
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| badfish  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: page 11
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god i hope you aint serious.. i feel bad squishing bugs. i have been responsible for 3 animal deaths in my life, a dove (the 1st...that one hurt) and 2 possums... all death by vehicle that i SLAMMED on brakes to avoid but they were faster than i was. to my credit tho i have released all but 2 fish that i ever caught and rescued a total of 7 animals. one baby goose from a creek while fighting off the attacking parents. a seagull that attacked my topwater lure fishing in the same pond that creek led to. 3 turtles from various roadways by parking and going back for the slow fuckers and taking them to the nearest pond, a baby racoon for which i took i bite on the hand for releasing it from a rabbit trap, and finally one kitten that i got in a fight over w/ a drug dealer that was gonna feed her to a rainbow boa. those details will remain private. so fuck you. i'm aggressive (thx liquour) tonite and you took the brunt of it. /growl i'm no PeTA.. i'll eat me a hamburger or a porkchop straight off the grill. but i aint killing anything. i've eat deer, cow, pig, duck, chicken, rattlesnake, goose, turkey, gator, crab, lobster, etc... ugh, nevermind.. i'm posting drunk so i dont mean all the drama.. dont even remenber who i'm responding to but it was some sorta shot at me. all the facts are concrete nonetheless
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07-04-2008, 01:49 AM
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| badfish Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: page 11
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lol irony?
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07-04-2008, 12:21 PM
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I have cleaned quite a few canine and feline teeth. I have not had the pleasure of working on a large cat though. | |
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07-04-2008, 04:23 PM
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| clockwork  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lafayette, LA.
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you're obviously some kind of demonic animal slayer who in their right mind would kill a dove? the symbol of PEACE dont pretend like it was an accident or if you do you better have one good goddamned story who runs over a dove in a car anyway? first of all that's one retarded fucking dove to just sit in the road and let a car hit it. secondly i'm sure doves are protected by jesus in a way that he'd sooner have a divine intervention and swoop down from the heavens with an array of flashing lights and sirens and clouds and scoop it up, personally, in JESUS' OWN fucking hand and save it before he let your dumbass run over it confirm/deny | |
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07-04-2008, 06:05 PM
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| badfish Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: page 11
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| read it again-> the 1st...that one hurt the strangest thing about it tho, i'm pretty sure it was a suicide. i was driving my sisters car. there were actually 2 doves in the road and i slowed down. they both took flight so i thought i was in the clear. both flew up from the road but the one i hit looked at me. yea we made eye contact. his eyes said "i'm checking out, and i'm sending you to hell" the motherfucker turned a 180 on me and flew full force back into the front of the car. i heard him thump into the headlight and it totally sucked. and how could it get worse? the car was an 85ish sunbird and they have little recesses above the headlights. he was stuck in there and i had to pull out the corpse when i got to my destination. this was when i was 19, i'm 33 now and i still see his eyes sometimes at night. so piss off! you think its cruel i killed a dove? well i tell you it was an accident... but i'm going to hell for it.
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07-05-2008, 12:03 AM
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07-05-2008, 11:19 AM
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07-06-2008, 05:47 PM
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Except deer, fuck that. Or anything larger.
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