what did you do tonight? i bet not this... - Page 2

James · 06-26-2008, 10:58 PM

Wow, how did you guess I wasn't feeding wild fucking skunks tonight? You're a regular goddamned Nostradamus.

Blumpster · 06-26-2008, 11:01 PM

I got really stoned and drunk. End.

Presarc · 06-26-2008, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

Wow, how did you guess I wasn't feeding wild fucking skunks tonight? You're a regular goddamned Nostradamus.

This is the best post I've seen on the Internet in the past month.

Occido · 06-26-2008, 11:05 PM

I once fucked a chick on the back of sleeping Kodiak bear... who's hardcore now, bitch!

misdirection · 06-26-2008, 11:14 PM

we love misdirection.. power to the people

Shanter · 06-26-2008, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Occido

I once fucked a chick on the back of sleeping Kodiak bear... who's hardcore now, bitch!

I did this once too but my bear was awake.

misdirection · 06-26-2008, 11:23 PM

1:19am-- im going back out to look for them... chances are there's a flattened skunk on teh road and that will make me sad as i've grown quite fond of them... i'll report back in the morning. if its my time to get sprayed well.. god love you all. i'll see you on the other side.

column · 06-26-2008, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Occido

I once fucked a chick on the back of sleeping Kodiak bear... who's hardcore now, bitch!

This guy owns you

Vvoid · 06-27-2008, 12:27 AM

Fuck skunks, possums are scary motherfuckers. Years ago my roommate and I came home late one night and climbed the stairs to our apartment. My roommate, being blind as fuck and leading the way says "Oh look, this huge cat is at the door and scared because we cornered it coming up the stairs." To which my reply, as I looked past him, was to scream like a little girl and run back down the stairs.

I did at least stop him from petting it, as he was in the process of trying to do.

Blumpster · 06-27-2008, 12:36 AM

My grandmother has a whole family of raccoons she feeds on her back porch.

Fubuju · 06-27-2008, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blumpster

My grandmother has a whole family of raccoons she feeds on her back porch.

Well of course. If you don't feed the slaves, they'll be hesitant to work.

Zennin · 06-27-2008, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Zarcath

It's a shame the 1 reported case of death by rabies a year, didn't occur last night.

bahahaha

aychamo_aycono · 06-27-2008, 08:11 AM

Wait are we supposed to be writing what we did last night? or just reading a story about skunks?

Scientologist · 06-27-2008, 08:42 AM

I blended aychamo's dog with a can of coke and drank him.

Etwynn · 06-27-2008, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Zennin

bahahaha

not funny because you don't die the day you get infected.

06-26-2008, 11:05 PM	#19 (permalink)
Occido Your money's on the dresser. Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains Posts: 1,580	I once fucked a chick on the back of sleeping Kodiak bear... who's hardcore now, bitch! __________________ When a man isn't busy killing another, he spends the rest of his time killing what resembles himself the most.

06-26-2008, 11:14 PM	#20 (permalink)
misdirection badfish Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: page 11 Posts: 252 -16 Internets	we love misdirection.. power to the people __________________ misdirection OSW

06-26-2008, 11:23 PM	#22 (permalink)
misdirection badfish Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: page 11 Posts: 252 -16 Internets	1:19am-- im going back out to look for them... chances are there's a flattened skunk on teh road and that will make me sad as i've grown quite fond of them... i'll report back in the morning. if its my time to get sprayed well.. god love you all. i'll see you on the other side. __________________ misdirection OSW

06-27-2008, 08:11 AM	#28 (permalink)
aychamo_aycono King Poster Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,380	Wait are we supposed to be writing what we did last night? or just reading a story about skunks? __________________ I run a small forum for discussion of medical topics.

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06-26-2008, 11:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,597 -2 Internets	I got really stoned and drunk. End.

06-27-2008, 12:27 AM	#24 (permalink)
Vvoid Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 345 +5 Internets	Fuck skunks, possums are scary motherfuckers. Years ago my roommate and I came home late one night and climbed the stairs to our apartment. My roommate, being blind as fuck and leading the way says "Oh look, this huge cat is at the door and scared because we cornered it coming up the stairs." To which my reply, as I looked past him, was to scream like a little girl and run back down the stairs. I did at least stop him from petting it, as he was in the process of trying to do.

06-27-2008, 12:36 AM	#25 (permalink)
Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,597 -2 Internets	My grandmother has a whole family of raccoons she feeds on her back porch.

06-27-2008, 08:42 AM	#29 (permalink)
Scientologist Registered User Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 571 -42 Internets	I blended aychamo's dog with a can of coke and drank him.