Do you poop in the shower?

kegkilla · 06-21-2008, 10:28 AM

See title of thread.

Chrisb3 · 06-21-2008, 12:44 PM

Faeces is actually quite clean. It acts as a disinfectant. Rinse with it and you'll never have gingivitis, for example. Shit on your feet a couple times a week and you never have to worry about athlete's foot. Shitting in the shower saves water. And time.

I've yet to hear a reason why NOT to do it, in fact I shat on my girlfriend for lulz in the shower. She was stunned and all I could do was lol, has to be in my top 10 favorite things to do. Then she left me.

Phoenix · 06-21-2008, 01:52 PM

+1 for doing it for teh lulz.

Salacious Corpse 01 · 06-22-2008, 01:59 PM

Who was it that toe +heeled one down the drain?

James · 06-22-2008, 08:11 PM

I'm not gonna lie, one time I thought I had to fart really bad but what came out was a rock solid fuckin turd. That shit was hard to shove down the drain.

Horse · 06-22-2008, 08:27 PM

At least once you need to stare up into someone's asshole as they shit. Use saran wrap if you're squeamish.

Other than that, I actually haven't. Though it was sweet revenge to shit in some bar's urinal when they treat you like an asshole.

Jait · 06-22-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Horse

At least once you need to stare up into someone's asshole as they shit.

Though it was sweet revenge to shit in some bar's urinal when they treat you like an asshole.

Just a guess, but you're going to run into a lot of problems in straight bars if you try to stare up into other mens assholes as they shit.

Digits · 06-23-2008, 10:29 AM

I know a 350 pound fat man who will only wipe his ass once or twice after shitting if he's getting in the shower. I made out with him.

Chrisb3 · 06-23-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chrisb3

Faeces is actually quite clean. It acts as a disinfectant. Rinse with it and you'll never have gingivitis, for example. Shit on your feet a couple times a week and you never have to worry about athlete's foot. Shitting in the shower saves water. And time.

I've yet to hear a reason why NOT to do it, in fact I shat on my girlfriend for lulz in the shower. She was stunned and all I could do was lol, has to be in my top 10 favorite things to do. Then she left me.

Wow +11 Internets for copy/pasting two posts in the 'Do you pee in the shower?' thread! Apparently subtley editing piss to shit is win

OhSeven · 06-23-2008, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Chrisb3

Wow +11 Internets for copy/pasting two posts in the 'Do you pee in the shower?' thread! Apparently subtley editing piss to shit is win

Did you just qoute yourself and declare it win?

Chrisb3 · 06-23-2008, 10:58 AM

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You cant call your own shit win. Thats just fucking lose. I wish I could give you -11.

I was kinda making fun of the whole thing really, it obviously isn't win ofc. Nice comment whoever that was

The Ancient · 06-23-2008, 11:21 AM

YTMND - oops pow surprise!

hauwk · 06-23-2008, 10:50 PM

I see what you did there.

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Digits The good news is that you're still alive. The bad news is that that's the good news. Also, you have no legs. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 'Merica, land of the free. Posts: 1,268 +1 Internets	I know a 350 pound fat man who will only wipe his ass once or twice after shitting if he's getting in the shower. I made out with him. __________________ Hatcher No one cares where

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Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,973 -51 Internets	At least once you need to stare up into someone's asshole as they shit. Use saran wrap if you're squeamish. Other than that, I actually haven't. Though it was sweet revenge to shit in some bar's urinal when they treat you like an asshole.

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hauwk Half you guys are fuckin faggots. Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 177 -14 Internets	I see what you did there.

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