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| View Poll Results: Poop Duration | |||
| 1-3 Minutes: P-P-POWER DUMP |    | 87 | 27.27% |
| 3-9 Minutes: I don't rush it, but I don't lounge |    | 126 | 39.50% |
| 9-15 Minutes: I take my time |    | 73 | 22.88% |
| 15+ Minutes: I have serious bran problems |    | 21 | 6.58% |
| Yes, I bring reading material with me |    | 80 | 25.08% |
| No, that's disgusting |    | 17 | 5.33% |
| Fuck you stupid chink i'll shit on your face | | 65 | 20.38% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 319. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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06-19-2008, 07:56 PM
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| Read Farmer  Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hawaii
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+32 Internets | Pooping How long do you spend on the crapper? I'm amazed that people can spend more then 10 minutes taking a dump. Ever since EQ I've developed the power dump technique, and I almost never take reading material (gross). |
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06-19-2008, 07:59 PM
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| Your lack of intelligence is an insult to humanity. Get a fucking clue  Join Date: May 2002 Location: Obviousville
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| As long as it takes to find out who Number 2 works for.
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06-19-2008, 08:00 PM
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| Ben's Secret Assassins - HIPPITY HOP RABBIT  Join Date: Feb 2005
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+21 Internets | Take away peoples ability to turn off their own reputation. Only admins should turn them off, and only for serious reasons. Imagine what Zarcath would be getting right now 
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06-19-2008, 08:01 PM
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| Registered User  Join Date: May 2007
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Unless I'm sick or something, I'm usually in and out. Back when I was married sometimes to get a bit of privacy between the kids and wife I would take in my boor or something, but not so much the case anymore. | |
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06-19-2008, 08:02 PM
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| Read Farmer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hawaii
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Out in public I try to spend the least amount of time in there. I'm not a "comfort pooper", but public toilets are generally gross (except Japan). At home I'll take my time. | |
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06-19-2008, 08:02 PM
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06-19-2008, 08:12 PM
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06-19-2008, 08:26 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: May 2003
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+9 Internets | When I was younger, I would take 30 minutes or more but spent the time reading books and not actually pooping/wiping for the first 25 mins. Nowadays, I take 9-15 mins and browse /b/ on my phone. I'm also incredibly anal about having a clean anus and wipe for over half the time I'm in the bathroom. |
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06-19-2008, 08:29 PM
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| Registered User Join Date: May 2003
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| I take like 30 seconds. I've always been a super quick pooper. I feel a crap coming on...alright I head to the bathroom, sit down, out it comes rightaway. Stand up, wipe, done. Also in regards to the bathrooms in Japan, yes, but lol @ the squatting shitters some places still have. Hated using them I was afraid I was going to get shit on my jeans.
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06-19-2008, 08:31 PM
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| upper management material  Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Orlando, FL
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+8 Internets | Pooping fast must be an Asian thing. I had this one Chinese guy at my old work who would go in the stall and was out in 2 minutes. He must have only wiped 2-3 times which is kind of gross. |
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