Pooping - Page 2

Zarcath · 06-19-2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Froofy-D

Pooping fast must be an Asian thing. I had this one Chinese guy at my old work who would go in the stall and was out in 2 minutes. He must have only wiped 2-3 times which is kind of gross.

What? How many times do you wipe? I only wipe 3-4 times.

Don't you know how to use the 3 seashells?

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Also in regards to the bathrooms in Japan, yes, but lol @ the squatting shitters some places still have. Hated using them I was afraid I was going to get shit on my jeans.

"What if I dump in my own pants!" Yeah, that was a real concern for me, I just started dropping my pants all the way down to my ankles. I didn't find out until recently that I was using the squatters backwards. I thought you pooped into the water end.

Soygen · 06-19-2008, 07:40 PM

I'm usually out in 5ish min. Depends on my diet/workout routine too. When I'm switching to low carb/high protein, my shit takes on the consistency of wall spackle and can not only take a while to finish, but take a whole crapload(pun intended) of toilet paper to get me on my way.

Oh and if I have some new magazines sitting on the back of the toilet, a 3 minute shit can turn into 20 minutes.

x1hundredregrets · 06-19-2008, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Froofy-D

Pooping fast must be an Asian thing. I had this one Chinese guy at my old work who would go in the stall and was out in 2 minutes. He must have only wiped 2-3 times which is kind of gross.

Wiping a lot is fucking key. Sometimes I wipe 12 or so times. I've probably clogged the toilet 1000 times more often with JUST toilet paper, than I have from a monster crap.

Kugbok_Fennin · 06-19-2008, 07:59 PM

Where is the poll for how many flushes?

Ninajrr · 06-19-2008, 08:03 PM

Sister poll for #of wipes plox.

Tripamang · 06-19-2008, 08:06 PM

You goto the bathroom.. theres a magazine.. you find an interesting article.

You don't finish until the article is done.. :P Whats up with the 12 wipes? jesus.. just wipe until it's clean.. if it takes 12 you're doing something wrong or your shit isn't a solid mass.

JeydaX · 06-19-2008, 09:25 PM

Used to take some really manly 15-20 minute dumps and read a novel...

Now I prefer a medium 5-10 minute dumps but I do enjoy reading shampoo bottles and the like while I'm dropping the kids off.

Ahnkosis · 06-19-2008, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by RiskyChris

You aren't living if you're not milking work hours on the crapper.

Why does it have to be on the crapper? When I worked at a sheet metal shop I'd just set my cell phone alarm, wad up my shirt and take a 10 minute nap afterwards (lying on the ground).

dak · 06-19-2008, 10:08 PM

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You aren't living if you're not milking work hours on the crapper.

Heh, when I was getting my B.S. I had a summer job where I took my laptop into the restroom and started reading eq.castersrealm.com for like an hour. I was doing it so long I forgot I was on the crapper and tabbed over to resume setting up an access database I was working on.

Ended up spending like four hours on the pot before I realized the seat was cutting into my ass. The soft lighting, potpourri and silence were so nice compared to the office I was posted up in with the fluorescent lighting and AC duct that blew like a jet engine.

Gigfc · 06-19-2008, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Froofy-D

Pooping fast must be an Asian thing. I had this one Chinese guy at my old work who would go in the stall and was out in 2 minutes. He must have only wiped 2-3 times which is kind of gross.

Maybe that's why they stink.

Zeste · 06-19-2008, 10:41 PM

I leave the nintendo DS and at least 4 games in there. I have irritable bowels though so it can take a while.

Lenas · 06-19-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by DisgruntledOrangatang

I take like 30 seconds. I've always been a super quick pooper. I feel a crap coming on...alright I head to the bathroom, sit down, out it comes rightaway. Stand up, wipe, done.

You wipe standing up?

Mcpickle Deluxe · 06-19-2008, 11:09 PM

One time, after I bought Final Fantasy Revenant Wings or whatever, I went to sit on the pot after eating Thai food. I played that Nintendo DS until I finished 3-4 missions, which didn't seem like that long of a time. However, upon standing up, or trying to stand up, I found that my legs were 100% numb, and I fell flat on my face, shitty ass up, saving my DS by holding it up above my head like a soldier keeping his gun powder dry.

I need a voting option for that.

Immy · 06-19-2008, 11:10 PM

Wiping more than 3-4 times isn't good for your anus. HEMORRHOIDS!!

I usually wipe 2-3 times, if things aren't cleared out I jump in the shower. I shit in public as little as I possibly can and at work seldom.

brekk · 06-19-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenas

You wipe standing up?

how do you not, unless you wipe back to forwards... in which case you're risking shit on your balls. FUCK THAT.

06-19-2008, 07:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
Kugbok_Fennin Iran didn't do it! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Orange County, CA "Margaritaville" Posts: 852 -28 Internets	Where is the poll for how many flushes? __________________ Kugbok -Tichondrius "Imagination is sometimes more important than knowledge..." Eckolaker's MySpace

06-19-2008, 08:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
Tripamang Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,847 -3 Internets	You goto the bathroom.. theres a magazine.. you find an interesting article. You don't finish until the article is done.. :P Whats up with the 12 wipes? jesus.. just wipe until it's clean.. if it takes 12 you're doing something wrong or your shit isn't a solid mass. __________________ Black Atom - Crescent of the Red Moon - Red Moon Federation

06-19-2008, 10:41 PM	#26 (permalink)
Zeste Ben's Secret Assassins - HIPPITY HOP RABBIT Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,791 +24 Internets	I leave the nintendo DS and at least 4 games in there. I have irritable bowels though so it can take a while. __________________ Locke: Where do you get electricity? Ben: We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair. Locke: Yeah, that's funny.

06-19-2008, 11:10 PM	#29 (permalink)
Immy Right there above you. Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 686 +0 Internets	Wiping more than 3-4 times isn't good for your anus. HEMORRHOIDS!! I usually wipe 2-3 times, if things aren't cleared out I jump in the shower. I shit in public as little as I possibly can and at work seldom. __________________

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06-19-2008, 07:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
Soygen 100% Pure Soy Monk Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 6,168 +19 Internets	I'm usually out in 5ish min. Depends on my diet/workout routine too. When I'm switching to low carb/high protein, my shit takes on the consistency of wall spackle and can not only take a while to finish, but take a whole crapload(pun intended) of toilet paper to get me on my way. Oh and if I have some new magazines sitting on the back of the toilet, a 3 minute shit can turn into 20 minutes.

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Ninajrr the Ninjarr Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: CA Posts: 1,251 -15 Internets	Sister poll for #of wipes plox.

06-19-2008, 11:09 PM	#28 (permalink)
Mcpickle Deluxe Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 375 +3 Internets	One time, after I bought Final Fantasy Revenant Wings or whatever, I went to sit on the pot after eating Thai food. I played that Nintendo DS until I finished 3-4 missions, which didn't seem like that long of a time. However, upon standing up, or trying to stand up, I found that my legs were 100% numb, and I fell flat on my face, shitty ass up, saving my DS by holding it up above my head like a soldier keeping his gun powder dry. I need a voting option for that.