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View Poll Results: Poop Duration
1-3 Minutes: P-P-POWER DUMP 87 27.27%
3-9 Minutes: I don't rush it, but I don't lounge 126 39.50%
9-15 Minutes: I take my time 73 22.88%
15+ Minutes: I have serious bran problems 21 6.58%
Yes, I bring reading material with me 80 25.08%
No, that's disgusting 17 5.33%
Fuck you stupid chink i'll shit on your face 65 20.38%
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How long do you spend on the crapper?

I'm amazed that people can spend more then 10 minutes taking a dump. Ever since EQ I've developed the power dump technique, and I almost never take reading material (gross).
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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At work, I take my time. Everywhere else, I'm in and out.
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Old 06-19-2008, 07:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Take away peoples ability to turn off their own reputation. Only admins should turn them off, and only for serious reasons. Imagine what Zarcath would be getting right now
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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At work, I take my time. Everywhere else, I'm in and out.
^ This for the most part.

Unless I'm sick or something, I'm usually in and out. Back when I was married sometimes to get a bit of privacy between the kids and wife I would take in my boor or something, but not so much the case anymore.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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At work, I take my time. Everywhere else, I'm in and out.
Why only at work? Just to waste time?

Out in public I try to spend the least amount of time in there. I'm not a "comfort pooper", but public toilets are generally gross (except Japan). At home I'll take my time.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How long do you spend on the crapper?

I'm amazed that people can spend more then 10 minutes taking a dump. Ever since EQ I've developed the power dump technique, and I almost never take reading material (gross).
I hear this. I once took study materials into the crapper and my ass actually fell asleep after ten minutes.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Why only at work? Just to waste time?
You aren't living if you're not milking work hours on the crapper.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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All depends. Sometimes the ol cosby kids just don't wanna go to practice.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I turned it back on. Have at it.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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ever look in the toilet after you take a shit and say GODDAMN, now I know why women are always talking about the miracle of giving birth
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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When I was younger, I would take 30 minutes or more but spent the time reading books and not actually pooping/wiping for the first 25 mins.

Nowadays, I take 9-15 mins and browse /b/ on my phone. I'm also incredibly anal about having a clean anus and wipe for over half the time I'm in the bathroom.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I take like 30 seconds. I've always been a super quick pooper. I feel a crap coming on...alright I head to the bathroom, sit down, out it comes rightaway. Stand up, wipe, done.

Also in regards to the bathrooms in Japan, yes, but lol @ the squatting shitters some places still have. Hated using them I was afraid I was going to get shit on my jeans.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Pooping fast must be an Asian thing. I had this one Chinese guy at my old work who would go in the stall and was out in 2 minutes. He must have only wiped 2-3 times which is kind of gross.
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