Pooping - Page 5

blizzak · 06-20-2008, 01:24 PM

Generally, my time spent depends on the articles I'm reading in one of the Uncle John's bathroom readers. I own 20 of them and my friends will spend up to 40 minutes on my crapper just because the books are so damn entertaining. When I don't have a new UJBR to peruse I usually read the DND montrous manual or other related books.

Koushirou · 06-20-2008, 03:14 PM

For some reason, I get really drowsy as soon as I get on the shitter. Not sure exactly how long I spend sometimes, but if I'm not doing anything important, I tend to space out/nap on there for a bit. It's quite comfortable.

Erie · 06-20-2008, 03:23 PM

Depends on how hot it is for me now that it's summer. If the AC isn't on, I usually try to make it out in 2-4 minutes. If the ACs on, sometimes 5+ minutes.

column · 06-20-2008, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koushirou

For some reason, I get really drowsy as soon as I get on the shitter. Not sure exactly how long I spend sometimes, but if I'm not doing anything important, I tend to space out/nap on there for a bit. It's quite comfortable.

You shit and nap, WTF is wrong with you.

Tonic · 06-20-2008, 03:45 PM

AoC + Laptop + Pooping = ???

Zubei · 06-20-2008, 03:49 PM

I usually bring my DS and play a quick game of Open Warfare, ha

Cathan · 06-24-2008, 01:18 PM

I just sit down and get the job done, usually the 3 to 9 minute window I'd guess.

Eomer: if you're clogging your own toilet bust a courtesy flush for yourself man... Cut it in half and then you won't have to break out the plunger so often..

Eomer · 06-24-2008, 03:07 PM

Oh whoa there, who says I get the plunger? That's what my second bathroom is for. I mean yeah I'm a plumber at all, but why would use a plunger when I can just let that shit tenderize for a day or two and then flush it with no effort.

Vvoid · 06-24-2008, 03:58 PM

I tend towards the longer poops, and always have, although normally the actual poop time is not much of it (excepting what my friends and I always called "dookie cramps" which like to wake you up in the middle of the night and take their time coming out). I suppose it is a combination of 4 things: 1) I love to read, and often that is the only place I get to do it, 2) milking it at work, 3) when you have a woman it is often the only place solely your own, and 4) when you don't have a woman, you do it just because you can.

View Poll Results: Poop Duration
1-3 Minutes: P-P-POWER DUMP	87	27.27%
3-9 Minutes: I don't rush it, but I don't lounge	126	39.50%
9-15 Minutes: I take my time	73	22.88%
15+ Minutes: I have serious bran problems	21	6.58%
Yes, I bring reading material with me	80	25.08%
No, that's disgusting	17	5.33%
Fuck you stupid chink i'll shit on your face	65	20.38%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 319. You may not vote on this poll

06-24-2008, 01:18 PM	#67 (permalink)
Cathan Pope of the Cathan Throng! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: N.C. yes we're all inbred rednecks Posts: 981	I just sit down and get the job done, usually the 3 to 9 minute window I'd guess. Eomer: if you're clogging your own toilet bust a courtesy flush for yourself man... Cut it in half and then you won't have to break out the plunger so often.. __________________ In response to the brilliant idea of paying a crackwhore to tattoo FOHSS on her tits... Quote: Originally Posted by twiztid_420 i have access to a tat gun and some crackheads as i live relatively close to the "ghetto" it aint much here but there definantly is an abundance of crackheads, lol @ donating the money, i was gonna do that idea for a digi cam and anyone who donates get there name on the titties, a truly personalised pic.lol

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06-20-2008, 01:24 PM	#61 (permalink)
blizzak Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 120 +4 Internets	Generally, my time spent depends on the articles I'm reading in one of the Uncle John's bathroom readers. I own 20 of them and my friends will spend up to 40 minutes on my crapper just because the books are so damn entertaining. When I don't have a new UJBR to peruse I usually read the DND montrous manual or other related books.

06-20-2008, 03:14 PM	#62 (permalink)
Koushirou Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Trapped in a glass case of emotion Posts: 61 +5 Internets	For some reason, I get really drowsy as soon as I get on the shitter. Not sure exactly how long I spend sometimes, but if I'm not doing anything important, I tend to space out/nap on there for a bit. It's quite comfortable.

06-20-2008, 03:23 PM	#63 (permalink)
Erie Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: MN Posts: 308	Depends on how hot it is for me now that it's summer. If the AC isn't on, I usually try to make it out in 2-4 minutes. If the ACs on, sometimes 5+ minutes.

06-20-2008, 03:45 PM	#65 (permalink)
Tonic Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 223	AoC + Laptop + Pooping = ???

06-20-2008, 03:49 PM	#66 (permalink)
Zubei EQ Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 6 -2 Internets	I usually bring my DS and play a quick game of Open Warfare, ha

06-24-2008, 03:07 PM	#68 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10,202 +39 Internets	Oh whoa there, who says I get the plunger? That's what my second bathroom is for. I mean yeah I'm a plumber at all, but why would use a plunger when I can just let that shit tenderize for a day or two and then flush it with no effort.

06-24-2008, 03:58 PM	#69 (permalink)
Vvoid Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 345 +5 Internets	I tend towards the longer poops, and always have, although normally the actual poop time is not much of it (excepting what my friends and I always called "dookie cramps" which like to wake you up in the middle of the night and take their time coming out). I suppose it is a combination of 4 things: 1) I love to read, and often that is the only place I get to do it, 2) milking it at work, 3) when you have a woman it is often the only place solely your own, and 4) when you don't have a woman, you do it just because you can.