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View Poll Results: Do you pee on the side of the bowl or directly into the water
Side (so it doesn't shake the earth) 137 48.24%
Water (to let the world know you're pissing) 147 51.76%
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Don't cross the streams!
What happens if we cross the streams?
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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What happens if we cross the streams?
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
So that would be "bad". Ok, good safety tip. Thanks, Malakris.
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Old 06-19-2008, 08:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Total plutonic reversal.
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:19 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I start by peeing in the water to get my aim and then do a circle around the side of the toilet, usually counterclockwise starting at 3 o clock, and once the lap is completed I go back to the middle.

On the rare occasion that I take a dump but didn't have to piss and stand up and have to piss then its all middle aiming for the biggest turd to see if I can saw it in half before I run out of piss.

Hey you asked...
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Old 06-19-2008, 09:25 PM   #21 (permalink)
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A alternate between the porcelain and the water trying to make tunes like jingle bells.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:16 AM   #22 (permalink)
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no "hands free, wherever it lands" option
Nor a sit down to pee or wipe the dick tip option. wtf?
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:29 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I need to win this one sirs. Like Vanguard needs the miracle patch.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:34 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Like Vanguard needs the miracle patch.
vanguard is fucked... give it up
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:51 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I make my woman blow me to get an erection, then I stand two feet back naked, hands on hips and fire off in a large arc directly into the water.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:02 AM   #26 (permalink)
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So do you guys feel if causes less splash-back if you pee directly on the water or the side? I pee right on the water 'cause I feel it's less splash-back that way.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
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A popular euphamism in my shop back in the Air Force was that we were gonna have to go use the little girl's room, to piss/shit on some walls. At least I think we were joking.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:09 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:14 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:17 AM   #30 (permalink)
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What kind of Little Dick faggot pisses on the sides.

This thread would be more win if we could rate our longest Pee.
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