Peeing - Page 3

The Ancient · 06-20-2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by column

What kind of Little Dick faggot pisses on the sides.

Actually, the little dicks are the ones super concerned about splashback thanks to gravity's effect on their stream. I usually uncurl my jimmy, hang it down into the bowl and know there is no chance of it ricocheting back to the motherbase.

PerritoBites · 06-20-2008, 09:27 AM

I pee right on the line where dry and wet meet. It make less sound than peeing in the water, but still gives you the satisfaction.

Eomer · 06-20-2008, 09:28 AM

Peeing on the sides results in massive splashback and raging homosexuality. Don't do it.

Squallie1 · 06-20-2008, 09:48 AM

Peeing in the water all the way.I toilet trained my sons by putting cheerios in the water and having them sink them. So I guess they get two votes for in the water also.

ashalon · 06-20-2008, 09:59 AM

i aim for the ground on pieces of shit on the bowl just so i have something to do while pissing.

Horse · 06-20-2008, 10:02 AM

Where's the option for dipping your dick into the toilet water so you make no sound or splash at all?

The Ancient · 06-20-2008, 10:04 AM

I got siphilus from playing Scuba dick, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone else.

Horse · 06-20-2008, 10:05 AM

Well you're not supposed to do it in a urinal, no matter if the cake is donut shaped or not.

The Ancient · 06-20-2008, 10:09 AM

Wait a second, Reverse Ring Toss is a completely different game.

column · 06-20-2008, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horse

Where's the option for dipping your dick into the toilet water so you make no sound or splash at all?

How about if you double dip the dick.

GrobbeeTrull2.0 · 06-20-2008, 10:14 AM

Fucking /b/. Jesus christ. Screenshots was better with Brittney here, and that's a tough thing to say.

The Ancient · 06-20-2008, 10:28 AM

What's the matter Commie? Mad there was no option for "I pee sitting down"?

Ashes Emberblade · 06-20-2008, 10:41 AM

No, he's mad because Tyen and Requiem need to just break down and fuck and stop hinting about it.

Zistrix · 06-20-2008, 11:04 AM

The "both" option is missing. Piss in water during the day, piss on side during night.

Arakkis · 06-20-2008, 11:16 AM

I'm pissed off that there is no option for I pee sitting down. It's not my fault my dick shoots like a shotgun.

View Poll Results: Do you pee on the side of the bowl or directly into the water
Side (so it doesn't shake the earth)	137	48.24%
Water (to let the world know you're pissing)	147	51.76%
Voters: 284. You may not vote on this poll

06-20-2008, 09:27 AM	#32 (permalink)
PerritoBites Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: PR, UY, ROC Posts: 1,929	I pee right on the line where dry and wet meet. It make less sound than peeing in the water, but still gives you the satisfaction. __________________

06-20-2008, 09:48 AM	#34 (permalink)
Squallie1 Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11	Peeing in the water all the way.I toilet trained my sons by putting cheerios in the water and having them sink them. So I guess they get two votes for in the water also. __________________ Look out in '08

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06-20-2008, 09:28 AM	#33 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 10,202 +39 Internets	Peeing on the sides results in massive splashback and raging homosexuality. Don't do it.

06-20-2008, 09:59 AM	#35 (permalink)
ashalon haz me cena mujer, ahora mismo Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 41 -1 Internets	i aim for the ground on pieces of shit on the bowl just so i have something to do while pissing.

06-20-2008, 10:02 AM	#36 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,488 -34 Internets	Where's the option for dipping your dick into the toilet water so you make no sound or splash at all?

06-20-2008, 10:05 AM	#38 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,488 -34 Internets	Well you're not supposed to do it in a urinal, no matter if the cake is donut shaped or not.

06-20-2008, 10:14 AM	#41 (permalink)
GrobbeeTrull2.0 Proud Communist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dayton, Ohio Posts: 2,485	Fucking /b/. Jesus christ. Screenshots was better with Brittney here, and that's a tough thing to say.

06-20-2008, 10:41 AM	#43 (permalink)
Ashes Emberblade Better than You Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NOLA Posts: 1,503 -49 Internets	No, he's mad because Tyen and Requiem need to just break down and fuck and stop hinting about it.

06-20-2008, 11:04 AM	#44 (permalink)
Zistrix Cowboy Astronaut Millionaire Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,107	The "both" option is missing. Piss in water during the day, piss on side during night.