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Old 06-14-2008, 10:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Have $3000? 13-17? Suck dick?

If you fall into that demographic, the iD gaming institute can teach you how NOT to suck dick at an early age.

Tuition: iD Gaming Academy - iD Tech Computer Camps

I guess there are a number of "certified" Fata1ity strategy instructors (since the "camp" is offered at several locations) in which they teach you tricks and strategies on how to totally "pwn" ass in Unreal3.

as you can see from their course schedule they're totally serious in teaching teenagers how to not suck gigantic ass. I can't understand why they would limit the age bracket, i guess so they don't have to deal with 18+ forum assholes?

iDGA also runs some "legit" courses, in that the subject matter is actually academic (Maya), thought the Game Programming "course" seems bunk since the extent of your "programming" is to use the Unreal Editor. Both courses are age locked to 13-17.

Looking over all 3 courses, they have the exact same week layout, they even manage to fit in some phys ed in for those fatties.

Is this just a money grab from iD (and to an extent, Fata1ity) or something we should view as legit? I would be lying if I said I wouldn't want to go to such a gaming camp, but this seems way more mainstream/commercialized than something "I told you I was hardcore". I don't understand why iD is slutting out for Epic either.
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Old 06-14-2008, 12:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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most confusing thread title ever.

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Old 06-14-2008, 12:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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most confusing thread title ever.

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thanks for your insight

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Old 06-14-2008, 12:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2008, 12:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2008, 12:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I gotta agree about the thread title. I came here expecting something TOTALLY different.
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Old 06-14-2008, 12:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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instead of rickshawing it can you change the thread title, it's a valid discussion that -1 fags are fagging.
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I gotta agree about the thread title. I came here expecting something TOTALLY different.
disappointed by the lack of 13-17 year old prositutes?
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Possibly one of the most misleading thread titles ever.

I thought perhaps this was a proposal of some sort and was kinda firghtened.

What we we talking about again?
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:47 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Most misleading title ever. As for the real topic, its a total scam. Want to get better? Play more. Sure they can teach you little things, but nothing you wont pick up just by playing against people. Theres no "sekret sauce" here other then learning through repetition.
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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it was a clever rouse, but this is clearly a shill. zarcath suckered us in with the misleading title, then acted skeptical so we would not suspect him of actually being the head of this video game camp.
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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it was a clever rouse, but this is clearly a shill. zarcath suckered us in with the misleading title, then acted skeptical so we would not suspect him of actually being the head of this video game camp.
regardless of what you might think keg, there is more then one asian in united state.
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Old 06-16-2008, 03:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You LIAR. Where's my 13-17 year old cocksuckers with $3000?
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Old 06-17-2008, 07:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
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You LIAR. Where's my 13-17 year old cocksuckers with $3000?
Will you take 32 years old with a fifty?
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I may in fact consider it. Woo me, sir.
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