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Old 05-12-2008, 04:35 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I would have thought that this actually increased a guy's risk of infection / dick problems. They tell you not to pull back the foreskin and wash or clean an uncircumcised baby's penis for example.

Ugh. And I really gonna post that?

Fuck it.

And, by the way, if you know anything more about a man's cock than that he has one, you know too much.
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:38 PM   #47 (permalink)
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there is piss in my undergarments... that's what they are there for.
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:49 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I hope you flinched typing that like I did reading it.
I thought "you'd have to wipe inside to collect it..." then I flinched... then I figured I should share with ya'll.
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Old 05-12-2008, 05:40 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2008, 06:56 PM   #50 (permalink)
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My question still stands.


why the FUCK are you both in/around the bathroom so damn much?
My gaydar just went off.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:33 AM   #51 (permalink)
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depends, are you giving him a bj in return?
well played.
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Old 05-13-2008, 03:59 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Maybe he just needs it to wipe your fecal matter off his dick.
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Old 05-13-2008, 04:41 AM   #53 (permalink)
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you are so very clueless.
Why do you say that?
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Old 05-13-2008, 05:43 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Why do you say that?
because that's not how my unmutilated dick works.
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:56 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Any liquid in there encourages smegma, plain and simple, which leads to smelly dick. Not sure about the infection bit, never gotten one myself(but I always wipe!)
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Old 05-13-2008, 06:59 AM   #56 (permalink)
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I haven't had any of that for 15 years or more. You know, since I started showering more frequently
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Old 05-13-2008, 07:08 AM   #57 (permalink)
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the day you start taking hygenic dick tips from Quineloe is the day you need to question your values/pooper.
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:30 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Maybe his limp indian dick suffers from weak stream, so when he pees he just bubbles out the top and drips down his cock. Take a look next time and let us know.
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:54 PM   #59 (permalink)
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the day you start taking hygenic dick tips from Quineloe is the day you need to question your values/pooper.
This.
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:30 PM   #60 (permalink)
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He wipes his penis because he is uncircumsized and does not like to keep his foreskin wet with pee. Wetting the napkin before he uses it prevents it from sticking to his foreskin/head.

Like after I have sex or masturbate and i dont get my cock completely dry the leftover wetness will cause my foreskin to rub back and forth against my head, giving me a sensation much better than a blowjob and will likely leave me ejaculating in my pants.

Just saying, you guys have no idea just how much you lost when you got snipped. =)
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