Dick Tip Wiping - Page 2

Chrisb3 · 05-12-2008, 11:14 AM

There are signs up in my univercity to not put toilet paper in the urinals, many a time I would go in and see a pool of piss in the urinal. I thought it was vandals but after seeing this thread... maybe it is a more widespread thing.
There are alot of Indian/Pakistani students at my uni and I blame them because I'm racist.

The circumsition thing doesn't sound right unless he is one of the few people with elephant trunk foreskin. He could still pull it back instead of pissing in it unless it's really tight AND long :S

Meh shaking has always been good enough for me.

Tyreny · 05-12-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Chrisb3

There are alot of Indian/Pakistani students at my uni and I blame them because I'm racist.

The consultant in question is Indian/Pakistani.

column · 05-12-2008, 11:26 AM

Chrisb3 · 05-12-2008, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyreny

The consultant in question is Indian/Pakistani.

Mystery solved! It's a fucked up cultural thing.

Malakriss · 05-12-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Chrisb3

Mystery solved! It's a fucked up cultural thing.

Plus he's gay.

James · 05-12-2008, 11:49 AM

Oh. My God.

Kevincheese · 05-12-2008, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cuppycake

You're reading too much into it, poor guy. Three completely viable options:

* He had some sort of surgery/birth defect that prevents him from being able to pee without splattering.

* He's concerned about cleanliness

* He's female-to-male transgender and uses a stand to pee device.

Chill.

YOU JUST WANTED TO LINK THAT, ONLY REASON YOU RESPONDED CUPPY

James · 05-12-2008, 12:00 PM

I also use a stand-to-pee device. Heh. Heh.

It's called my dick.

Kolle · 05-12-2008, 12:02 PM

For any guy here that doesn't wipe your dick after piss, are you willing to bet that an inspection of any and all underwear would yield no evidence of urine? Think about it before you lie.

Grumath · 05-12-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kolle

For any guy here that doesn't wipe your dick after piss, are you willing to bet that an inspection of any and all underwear would yield no evidence of urine? Think about it before you lie.

The piss evidence in question would not be cleaned up by a wiping. Its like when you turn off a hose there is still some in there. Wiping the tip of the hose isn't giong to magically dry up the inside of the hose. Maybe that is karma for us giant hose-dicked guys.

Tuco · 05-12-2008, 12:17 PM

You can come over and inspect my boxers all you want you queer fuck.

Malakriss · 05-12-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kolle

For any guy here that doesn't wipe your dick after piss, are you willing to bet that an inspection of any and all underwear would yield no evidence of urine? Think about it before you lie.

This is why you're supposed to change your underwear and do your laundry, genius. I guess you wouldn't know since you're still wearing your week old tight-whiteys complete with skidmarks

Lejina Bloodbath · 05-12-2008, 12:26 PM

Yeah, if there's some still sitting in the hose just wiping wont bring it out. You'd have to shove a q-tip up there or something.

And yeah, if you would inspect my underwear (wtf is wrong with you) you may occasionally find traces of urine, feces and/or semen. That's what underwear are for: collect stuff you don't want in contact with your pants. That's also why you should change them daily.

Teger · 05-12-2008, 12:28 PM

He used to have a dick piercing

Braen · 05-12-2008, 12:42 PM

05-12-2008, 11:14 AM	#16 (permalink)
Chrisb3 Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wigan, England Posts: 517 -8 Internets	There are signs up in my univercity to not put toilet paper in the urinals, many a time I would go in and see a pool of piss in the urinal. I thought it was vandals but after seeing this thread... maybe it is a more widespread thing. There are alot of Indian/Pakistani students at my uni and I blame them because I'm racist. The circumsition thing doesn't sound right unless he is one of the few people with elephant trunk foreskin. He could still pull it back instead of pissing in it unless it's really tight AND long :S Meh shaking has always been good enough for me. __________________ FFXI: Black Mage/White Mage(20/10) LOTRO: Hunter(46) WOW: Hunter(D1), Restoration Druid(T2), Shadow Priest(T5 Main), Warrior(S1), Protection Paladin(D3).

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05-12-2008, 12:02 PM	#24 (permalink)
Kolle Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,792 -23 Internets	For any guy here that doesn't wipe your dick after piss, are you willing to bet that an inspection of any and all underwear would yield no evidence of urine? Think about it before you lie.

05-12-2008, 12:26 PM	#28 (permalink)
Lejina Bloodbath Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 896 +1 Internets	Yeah, if there's some still sitting in the hose just wiping wont bring it out. You'd have to shove a q-tip up there or something. And yeah, if you would inspect my underwear (wtf is wrong with you) you may occasionally find traces of urine, feces and/or semen. That's what underwear are for: collect stuff you don't want in contact with your pants. That's also why you should change them daily.

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Teger Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 552 -1 Internets	He used to have a dick piercing