What is love?

[Chips]

You can take the black person out of the jungle.
You can't take the jungle out of the black person.

[Phoenix]

Lulz I went and done it.

[Rune]

I'm going with the supreme court definition. I can't define it, but I knows it when I sees it.

[Angerz]

#000000

[Schatze]

You know what's really cool? Black is a relative colour. So is white.

So if we took Obama into a pitch dark room and then focused a beam of highly collimated light upon his hand he'd appear white! But then if we brought in a second person who is white and shone a light on his hand too, Obama's hand would suddenly appear very dark black! Now if we took the white person out and instead used someone with very dark skin, Obama's hand would appear lilly white again!

So to answer your question: Obama is both black and white at the same time. He is black enough, and white enough, and brown enough in the right lighting conditions! That is what you meant, right?

Unfortunately, we cannot actually use Barack Obama to prove that he is black and brown at once. His bioluminescent signaling would provide ambient light giving context to the colours and annulling the test. Although some whackos would have you believe that the light emitted by barack obama is the light of holy righteousness, I scoff at such unscientific theories and instead believe he has a complex systems of photophores in his skin that he uses to communicate emotional information much like a squid.

But if he ever turns bright red, RUN! You'll thank me after you escape the feeding frenzy when he gorges himself on honkey brains and goes on the hunt for white women to impale and implant his spermatophores in her torso, so she can store the sperm for later use..

[column]

Hes more like an Oreo Double stuff...

[Kobalt]

This is black, see right there ----------->

[Malice]

Originally Posted by Schatze

so she can store the sperm for later use..

Obama is so black, he ejaculates pure oil.

[Ninajrr]

The race card is played in the US presidential election against any nominee who is NOT white. Call Obama what you want, the bottom line is that he isn't white.

[Tuco]

Originally Posted by Millie

Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more!

So weird. When I saw this thread I started singing that song.

[Warrik]

Originally Posted by Fog

How much more black could Obama be? The answer is none. None more black.

Obama was quoted this morning as saying:


You know, if we were serious and we said, ‘Yes, she should be forced to smell the glove,’ then you’d have a point, but it’s all a joke

[Nakilos]

Obama is Black, but not Wesley Snipes Black.

On that note, isn't it interesting we have a cultural reference for that, like if Crayola made a color identical to Wesley Snipes skin color, it would be called Wesley Snipes Black, and we would all understand. This concept is widely understood just in the statement itself. Who else has a color related specifically to them as a measure of skin color. That is power.

[tikkus]

THE DARKER THE BERRY THE SWEETER THE JUICE BABY

[Zerai]

Originally Posted by Tuco

So weird. When I saw this thread I started singing that song.

It popped into my mind as well =/

But I blame this:

[Cathan]

Originally Posted by Simas

Based on a few comments in one of the Obama threads I'm curious to see what people define being black as? Is obama black? Or is he mulatto? Is mulatto black? Is the one drop rule still in effect?

When one says Obama is too black or not black enough, what does that mean? If gender does not link directly to sex does race link directly to skin color? Does race exist?

So now we're gonna get a bunch of white guys here to define what black is?

This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen on this forum. Shovel vs bat was 10x better.