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Old 04-25-2008, 03:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So my girlfriend wants to get teh laserbeams done and I dont really want her to, I like the idea that I'm not fuckin a 10 year old every now and then.. Pls advise.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dump her.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So my girlfriend wants to get teh laserbeams done and I dont really want her to, I like the idea that I'm not fuckin a 10 year old every now and then.. Pls advise.
You're a fool.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Dump her.
Shes hot and not a total airbrain, very hard to find round here
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If you don't like it, and she's set on it, dump her or accept it. I told one of my old girlfriends I'd dump her if she got a tramp stamp. She didn't believe me. She's got numerous STDs now I hear.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Laser vaginoplasty FTW.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Tell her to only laser around her asshole!
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Need pics before a decision/advice can be given.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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So is she just too lazy to shave her cunt or wat?
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I like the idea that I'm not fuckin a 10 year old every now and then
You know what's like fucking a 10 year old? Fucking someone who's 10 years old.
You know what's NOT like fucking a 10 year old? Fucking an adult who grooms their body hair.

Grow up.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Send a pic of your balls, because I don't believe you have any or else you'd lay the fucking law down.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yeah, pic's of vagina in question and i will make a decision.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:59 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Dump her, but before you do give her my phone number.
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Old 04-25-2008, 04:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You know what's like fucking a 10 year old? Fucking someone who's 10 years old.
You know what's NOT like fucking a 10 year old? Fucking an adult who grooms their body hair.

Grow up.
I'd have to contend that it is far easier to make it look like you're fucking a 10-year old by having your better-half shave the crotch than if they have a wild and wooly tangle.

Thus sans-pubes is more LIKE fucking a 10-year old than not.

I know you're trying to be clever as Kierkegaard or someone else who gets half an erection when someone says something that is semantically incorrect, but you could "get the picture" and move on with your clearly organized life.
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