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Old 04-25-2008, 03:02 PM   #16 (permalink)
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you dating an asian?
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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gonna have to go with the "get the fuck over it" stance here.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:20 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'd have to contend that it is far easier to make it look like you're fucking a 10-year old by having your better-half shave the crotch than if they have a wild and wooly tangle.

Thus sans-pubes is more LIKE fucking a 10-year old than not.
You know what's like fucking a 10 year old? Fucking someone who's 10 years old.
You know what's 0.01% similar to fucking a 10 year old? Fucking an adult who grooms their body hair.

Consider that my compromise.

(I had to google kierkegaard and "semantically")
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:38 PM   #19 (permalink)
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My wife wants to get this done, but she said if she did, she'd leave the landing strip, so she had a choice in that matter.

Honestly, as someone who gets it both ways pretty regularly, you're fucking insane. There's literally no competition at all in feeling. Sandpaper vs smooth as silk, i'll take the silk every time. I'd say if you've got issues with no hair, you're the one with the problem not her. She probably deserves better.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:43 PM   #20 (permalink)
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She probably deserves better.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:47 PM   #21 (permalink)
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So my girlfriend wants to get teh laserbeams done and I dont really want her to, I like the idea that I'm not fuckin a 10 year old every now and then.. Pls advise.
Get over your serious mental problems about body hair.

The "it's like fucking a 10 year old" argument is the worst argument out there for not shaving/lasering/waxing. No hair does not equal 10 years old, it equals a grown adult with no body hair.

It's seems like people who can't convince their GFs to shave have to rationalize how it is ok to have body hair down there and its rubbed off on some guys.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Let her get it done.

After all, at the end of the day, if the only thing keeping you from thinking the woman you're fucking isn't a 10 year old is public hair, you've got bigger goddamn issues to worry about.
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Old 04-25-2008, 03:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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It's seems like people who can't convince their GFs to shave have to rationalize how it is ok to have body hair down there and its rubbed off on some guys.
Well, no, it's perfectly "Normal" to have hair on your genitals. I mean shit, most guys don't shave right? Yet they expect blowjobs? Same shit. Your GF/Wife/chubby side action is always picking hair outta their teeth.

However, it's also perfectly normal to get rid of it, because it's annoying, it feels better, no unwanted flossing, etc. It's fine either way really, and anyone here who tells you they turned down a chick who wanted it because she doesn't shave is probably a liar. Pussy is pussy. It's fine with hair, it's awesome without, but the end result is that it's still pussy, and your average red blooded male knows that.

Making an issue out of your woman wanting to not have to be bothered with shaving/waxing on a daily basis is just retarded. I mean, there's so much more shit you can bitch about. What's next? She blows you too much? Her damned girlfriends are always wanting to join in? It's just insane.
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Old 04-25-2008, 04:02 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Who gives a shit? Either way is perfectly normal and I certainly don't feel like a pedophile going down on a woman's shaved snatch. Its either a woman or an underage girl. There really isn't much confusion or guessing involved. Regardless if you expect her to keep it neat you need to do the same.

IMO people that concern themselves with stuff like this probably aren't getting it to begin with. At least regularly.

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Old 04-25-2008, 04:02 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Well, no, it's perfectly "Normal" to have hair on your genitals. I mean shit, most guys don't shave right? Yet they expect blowjobs? Same shit. Your GF/Wife/chubby side action is always picking hair outta their teeth.

However, it's also perfectly normal to get rid of it, because it's annoying, it feels better, no unwanted flossing, etc. It's fine either way really, and anyone here who tells you they turned down a chick who wanted it because she doesn't shave is probably a liar. Pussy is pussy. It's fine with hair, it's awesome without, but the end result is that it's still pussy, and your average red blooded male knows that.

Making an issue out of your woman wanting to not have to be bothered with shaving/waxing on a daily basis is just retarded. I mean, there's so much more shit you can bitch about. What's next? She blows you too much? Her damned girlfriends are always wanting to join in? It's just insane.
This is also a valid point. The wife made it very clear to me that if I wanted head, I should keep things trimmed. Since I like getting head, I keep it trimmed. Not waxed or shaved or anything, just grab the scissors heading into the shower once a month and take 30 seconds to cut back the tall weeds, as it were. Problem solved.
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Old 04-25-2008, 04:25 PM   #27 (permalink)
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IMO people that concern themselves with stuff like this probably aren't getting it to begin with. At least regularly.
Hello. I'm an individual that has been "getting it" for years, I still get rug burn to this day. Laser beams? Yes please.
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I personally liked shaved better when I'm going down. What sucks about shaving is that a couple days after they shaved it feels like sticking your face into sandpaper. It looks better when its shaved/trimmed also. That's my pros and cons about bald and bush.
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So my girlfriend wants to get teh laserbeams done and I dont really want her to, I like the idea that I'm not fuckin a 10 year old every now and then.. Pls advise.
What color hair does she have? If she's fair skinned and fair haired, let her know she's in for some pain. Lasers are racist.
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Old 04-25-2008, 04:29 PM   #30 (permalink)
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You know what else is like a 10 year old? No hair in the armpits and on the legs. Does she shave her pits and legs? If your going to go with no hair = 10 year old, tell her to stop shaving her legs and arm pits because your not a pedophile.

Otherwise, stfu and enjoy a smooth ride.
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