Taking dumps

Blumpster · 02-05-2008, 11:51 AM

What do you guys do when you're pushing out the pounds? I talk to myself, pretend I'm at a job interview or something. When you actually give a job interview you picture yourself on the toilet, which is one of the most comfortable places, and you become more relaxed and the interview goes well. I've never been able to read, because after that every time I look at the thing I read in there I would be like "oh man, I was pooping while I was reading that" and would have to throw it away.

Gigfc · 02-05-2008, 11:54 AM

I imagine I am getting raped by a little brown monster and I must eradicate it from my anus.

Fammaden · 02-05-2008, 11:54 AM

I like getting a blow job when I take a dump.

Zeste · 02-05-2008, 11:56 AM

Nintendo DS.

homsar · 02-05-2008, 11:57 AM

I play pong

Kaosu · 02-05-2008, 12:03 PM

Playing PSP seems to be my ritual nowadays.

brekk · 02-05-2008, 12:07 PM

think about retarded topics for new threads...

so how was your pre-post crap?

Blank · 02-05-2008, 12:09 PM

this isn't related really, but I just blew my nose and the grossest shit EVER came out.

... · 02-05-2008, 12:15 PM

I read.

Hippos II · 02-05-2008, 12:20 PM

watch tv.

dub · 02-05-2008, 12:26 PM

I read the labels on various toiletries within grabbing distance.

Blumpster · 02-05-2008, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brekk

think about retarded topics for new threads...

so how was your pre-post crap?

I actually thought about the topic while thinking I should stop reading FoH and go take a crap, and bam, it hit me.

Xurlitil · 02-05-2008, 12:37 PM

FoH Screenshots: We Dump Constantly

Rathgar · 02-05-2008, 12:57 PM

I eat breakfast/dinner when I pinch a loaf for maximum efficiency.

Tarrant220 · 02-05-2008, 12:58 PM

I read, be it a book or labels of whatever is closest to me.

02-05-2008, 11:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
Blumpster . Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Washington Posts: 1,594 -2 Internets	Taking dumps What do you guys do when you're pushing out the pounds? I talk to myself, pretend I'm at a job interview or something. When you actually give a job interview you picture yourself on the toilet, which is one of the most comfortable places, and you become more relaxed and the interview goes well. I've never been able to read, because after that every time I look at the thing I read in there I would be like "oh man, I was pooping while I was reading that" and would have to throw it away.

02-05-2008, 11:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fammaden Treats objects like women. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Posts: 2,650 +4 Internets	I like getting a blow job when I take a dump. __________________ Fammaden - Wizard - Saryrn (Retired) WoW: Shaman/Mage/Hunter/Paladin

02-05-2008, 11:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
Zeste Ben's Secret Assassins - HIPPITY HOP RABBIT Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 2,942 +29 Internets	Nintendo DS. __________________ Locke: Where do you get electricity? Ben: We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair. Locke: Yeah, that's funny.

02-05-2008, 11:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
homsar Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Redding, Ca Posts: 1,511 +17 Internets	I play pong __________________ Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

02-05-2008, 12:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kaosu Lost in the Twilight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Gilbert/Chandler, Arizona Posts: 1,020 -4 Internets	Playing PSP seems to be my ritual nowadays. __________________ Like a frenzied horse that is driven. An unseen wind of plague shrieks across the border. Pandemonium, wailing, and stench of carnage fills the air. There is no place to run. No hope of escape. Those who are mourned will never return. The hands of time cannot be turned back.

02-05-2008, 11:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gigfc Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 1,223 -50 Internets	I imagine I am getting raped by a little brown monster and I must eradicate it from my anus.

02-05-2008, 12:09 PM	#8 (permalink)
Blank Registered User Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,188 +1 Internets	this isn't related really, but I just blew my nose and the grossest shit EVER came out. __________________

02-05-2008, 12:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
... Avatar won't work. Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: ... Posts: 1,776 +0 Internets	I read. __________________ Eve Guides

02-05-2008, 12:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Hippos II Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 684 -1 Internets	watch tv.

02-05-2008, 12:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
dub Registered Snoozer Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pleasuretown Posts: 811	I read the labels on various toiletries within grabbing distance.

02-05-2008, 12:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Xurlitil hola Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 121 -4 Internets	FoH Screenshots: We Dump Constantly

02-05-2008, 12:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Rathgar Not a Dick Connoisseur Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 871 -2 Internets	I eat breakfast/dinner when I pinch a loaf for maximum efficiency. __________________ Reaching for the random.

02-05-2008, 12:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
Tarrant220 Registered User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 433 +9 Internets	I read, be it a book or labels of whatever is closest to me.

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