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10-17-2002, 03:09 PM
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| Advice about girls... Aychamo: If a girl wants to sleep with you, she's going to sleep with you. It doesn't matter WHAT your ex tells her; if she really wants you, you'd better believe she's going to get some. Any heterosexual woman is attracted to cocky, arrogant guys who are good-looking and seem as if they don't need her. If you meet all of these qualifications, you're set. In fact, all the shit your ex talks about you might actually *help* your case with her friend. If her friend sees you as the type of guy who can drive a woman crazy (as you seem to have driven your ex insane), then she'll want you all the more. It certainly helps that you resemble Tom Cruise under the right circumstances. Play that up. You'd normally have to pay me for this kind of advice. It'll suffice if you just thank me later.
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10-17-2002, 03:48 PM
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 | wtf hijacking time. read the article then look at the add at the bottem.  ps: dump the girl get one of these  it uses fruit to advertise masterbation tools. perfect!
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10-17-2002, 04:48 PM
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| The big question is Would you sleep with him, Millie? How many people here would sleep with the Latino Tom Cruise? P.S. Findar what the hell is that article about? I couldn't read it. I'm assuming it's about some bomb blowing up or people blowing up, but it's based in Australia and I haven't heard anything bad happened there in a while and I can't squint enough to read the article, damn I'm confused. If all that article is about a subway Gassing incident, that blowing up ad won't be so funny now would it? Explainate!
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you haven't seen or heard any thing about the bali incident? http://cnn.looksmart.com/r_search?l&...arch=0&qt=bali its been like... all over everywhere on the news. back to hijacking..... http://newtown.hi-ho.ne.jp/raibo/rai...y/cm/snake.swf
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10-17-2002, 05:51 PM
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| i am not a women so far be it form me to say that i am an expert. BUT from my experiences women do not hide many things. They either want to sleep with you or they are going to just piddle around it all over the place. and on a side note, never NEVER date a religiousbibble thuimping kinda person. unless you are one, then it might work. you are not going to change a women, and women are not going to change a man, if you date somone cause they have a hot ass but they are terrible in every other way, by this time in the game bro you hsould know better by FAR. you and i are about the same age i woudl assume, i am a senior in college just finishing up, dating the same great women for 3 years of my life. i whent though pleanty of them and every one of them had somehting small that annoyed the fuck out of me sure they were hot, guys asked hwo the hell i had them, and even i wondered. Those girls just wanted to sleep with me, and that was not cool to me after a time. The girl i got now is the single most beuatiful women i have ever seen in my life, apparently some people say she is not as good looking as my other GF but i do not care. I see her, she sees me and we love eeach other for the person inside and out. If you cannot love the person inside and out then yoru better off having soem breakupsex and leaving as fast as you can. break up sex is best for both parties as it may be some time before either of you gets laid again. |
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10-17-2002, 07:23 PM
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| I bet you x10 that she will come crawling back to you in ETA 1 week. If not, make more speaker exploding songs and send them to her. =) Oh yea and another thing I wanna hear you say "AY CHAMO!!!" a few times and some other spanish slang things! |
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10-18-2002, 12:42 AM
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+13 Internets | Millie, not all women are like that. That's a general statement( and is often true) but so is saying that 'All men think about is sex.' which is also untrue. Depending on who you are, you may not like the type of ladies who's self esteem demands they are attracted by 'cocky arrogant' guys. |
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10-18-2002, 12:50 AM
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| Most girls like cocky, arrogant guys till the go out with a few...then they start lookin back and thinking, "Ok...who was that sensitive guy that was too nice to ask me out last year?". If this girl is either over 25 or has a sorta slutty past go for the "nice guy" thing. Otherwise yeah, be flamboyent. I SWEAR to you, the more a girl has "been around" the more the "nice guy" routine works. Oh...and http://www.aychamo.com/pics/blackx.jpg ....jesus fucking christ achy...get a god damn garage! Last edited by dak : 10-18-2002 at 12:55 AM. |
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What Dak mentions is true, though: girls who've gone through their share of arrogant jerks will tend to numb themselves to that sort of guy. But unconsciously, they still will seek the thrills and excitement that only a confident, good-looking man can provide. Being a "nice guy" is fine, so long as you're not a pushover or a nerd. Looks are also crucial. Women always, always, always try to make men feel better about themselves by claiming that "looks don't really matter" to them. This is the first and most important lie that all women use on men. Looks matter. Size matters. Everything you don't want to believe matters, does.  It may not manifest itself in women's outward behavior, but trust me...women's secret fantasies are all about the cocky, arrogant jerks you thought they'd be 'over' with.
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You're telling me you would take a "nice," average-looking guy over a Brad Pitt type who was confident and possibly less than courteous? We're not talking about marriage here. We're talking about only sex, or possibly a limited relationship. Marriage is an entirely different ballgame, with a different set of rules. But in all honesty, who is your ideal, fantasy partner? I have a feeling it's not William H. Macy or Jason Biggs or whatnot -- 'nice' though they made be. As I mentioned before, maturity might calm the need for the wilder guys. But that desire will always be there.
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10-19-2002, 12:15 AM
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| My experience with women: I want a nice guy, but I'm going to stick with this arrogant jerk but you'll listen to me bitch about him won't you? It's even funnier when they tell you how much men suck and want to be with women now, vry wuwu~ The irony of saying that stuff to a guy, oh well the look on their face after I laugh my ass off at them is worth it! "you are everything I look for in a guy, but I'm just not interested" AKA you are a nice guy but not good looking enough! oh well. Chances are they'd just make my ulcer worse... I am the ultimate safety bitch! In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "I'm not gay, but I'll learn" On a side note, there are possibly people that don't go for looks all the time...but not only are they incredibly rare, but also tend to get shot down more because people don't believe that they can possibly be that way.
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