Why girls wear G-strings (since I havnt posted in a while)

aakla · 10-16-2002, 04:43 AM

ok so "A Girl" goes to the bathroom then goes back to work or whatever. then when she gets home and gets undressed she notices Doo Doo stains all over her panties.

A Girl then starts crying "oh not again" she says then tosses away her ruined panties.

She doesnt know what she can do about it. after using the bathroom the panties crawl up her butt and absorb the unwiped Doo Doo so she cant tell that she didnt wipe good.

then she has a though. "Hey if I wear a G-string then dont wipe good ill get that squishy doo doo sweaty slimey fealing, since the g-string isnt big enough to absorb the Sweaty doo doo.

sure enough after using the bathroom she gets that sweaty doo doo squishy fealing and goes back to the bathroom and wipes better.

after a week or so she has trained herself and no longer has the problem of not wiping good.

so G-strings are worn because somepeople dont know how to wipe their ass properly.

/runs around in a circle flaping his arms while meowing like a cat.

DcDohl · 10-16-2002, 05:01 AM

...that's fucked up. You just ruined my erection for every future girl in a g-string.

Ajilon TM · 10-16-2002, 05:10 AM

stop drinking the bong water.

gn0me · 10-16-2002, 02:01 PM

Sounds like Aakla's pulling the Rickshaw today.

Eager Val'Sharess · 10-16-2002, 03:11 PM

If he is, I'll be the first to trip him and shove him under the wheels.

smokah · 10-16-2002, 07:13 PM

I hate you so much.

Samus Aran · 10-16-2002, 07:29 PM

fucking suck Aakla. Jesus christ. I did *NOT* need that imagery(I'm a very visual person)

aakla · 10-16-2002, 08:51 PM

/bursts into tears

Furor Planedefiler · 10-17-2002, 01:00 AM

Who authorized this Rickshaw? I didn't Rickshaw this post.

aakla · 10-17-2002, 09:46 AM

/em Dresses Furor up in a cute little pink bunny costume

/em Hugs the cute little pink bunny

Shuyo · 10-17-2002, 11:54 AM

mayong wont spawn anytime soon dude, heh sorry, I know so many camping hours wasted ^.^

Wychway · 10-17-2002, 01:07 PM

Methinks your sig says it best, warbeast!

10-16-2002, 04:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
aakla Da Warbeast Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawaii Posts: 284 -1 Internets	Why girls wear G-strings (since I havnt posted in a while) ok so "A Girl" goes to the bathroom then goes back to work or whatever. then when she gets home and gets undressed she notices Doo Doo stains all over her panties. A Girl then starts crying "oh not again" she says then tosses away her ruined panties. She doesnt know what she can do about it. after using the bathroom the panties crawl up her butt and absorb the unwiped Doo Doo so she cant tell that she didnt wipe good. then she has a though. "Hey if I wear a G-string then dont wipe good ill get that squishy doo doo sweaty slimey fealing, since the g-string isnt big enough to absorb the Sweaty doo doo. sure enough after using the bathroom she gets that sweaty doo doo squishy fealing and goes back to the bathroom and wipes better. after a week or so she has trained herself and no longer has the problem of not wiping good. so G-strings are worn because somepeople dont know how to wipe their ass properly. /runs around in a circle flaping his arms while meowing like a cat. __________________ Cats in Hats Don of the Ak'anon Mafia Aakla's Profile "I'm not retarded people are just boring"

10-16-2002, 05:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
DcDohl Taking one for the Team Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Massholeville, Assachusette Posts: 138 -1 Internets	Dude... ...that's fucked up. You just ruined my erection for every future girl in a g-string. __________________ What's your excuse for cheating? You trip, fell, landed on his dick?!

10-16-2002, 05:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ajilon TM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 6 -1 Internets	you tard stop drinking the bong water.

10-16-2002, 02:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
gn0me so much h8 Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Ak'Anon Posts: 640 -1 Internets	Sounds like Aakla's pulling the Rickshaw today. __________________ The Gnome of Own

10-16-2002, 07:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
smokah Radient - Saryrn Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: D.C. Posts: 207 -1 Internets	Aakla I hate you so much.

10-16-2002, 03:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
Eager Val'Sharess Long-winded. Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Old Hickory, TN Posts: 543 -1 Internets	If he is, I'll be the first to trip him and shove him under the wheels.

10-16-2002, 07:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Samus Aran Sons of the Storm Heal Bitch Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 773 -1 Internets	You.. fucking suck Aakla. Jesus christ. I did NOT need that imagery(I'm a very visual person)

10-16-2002, 08:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
aakla Da Warbeast Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawaii Posts: 284 -1 Internets	/bursts into tears __________________ Cats in Hats Don of the Ak'anon Mafia Aakla's Profile "I'm not retarded people are just boring"

10-17-2002, 01:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
Furor Planedefiler A Relic Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,227 +9 Internets	Wtf Who authorized this Rickshaw? I didn't Rickshaw this post.

10-17-2002, 09:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
aakla Da Warbeast Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawaii Posts: 284 -1 Internets	/em Dresses Furor up in a cute little pink bunny costume /em Hugs the cute little pink bunny __________________ Cats in Hats Don of the Ak'anon Mafia Aakla's Profile "I'm not retarded people are just boring"

10-17-2002, 11:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
Shuyo Undeniably forgotten Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 286 -1 Internets	mayong wont spawn anytime soon dude, heh sorry, I know so many camping hours wasted ^.^

10-17-2002, 01:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Wychway Rar. Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 74 -1 Internets	Methinks your sig says it best, warbeast! __________________ Yeah, I still play FFXI. So?

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