I need help with revenge

Eliopia · 08-16-2007, 05:23 PM

Ok check this out. I'm a Sergeant in the US Army, I was recently put on a temporary duty for 2 months far enough from my hometown that I couldn't make visits. The first night I get back, my girlfriend tells me she was fucking my best friend the entire time I was gone, which started about the 2nd day after I left.

The obvious is out of the way, ie: he's not my friend anymore, she's not my girlfriend anymore. The issue I'm having is whether or not I should take some serious revenge on the guy or not. I could be the 'bigger man' and just leave it alone, but thats no fun. The girl doesn't mean anything to me, but him betraying me is what really got me, so I come to you for ideas. I've even thought as far as to try and get him deported (he's not here legally), but would that be excessive?

Hachima · 08-16-2007, 05:27 PM

No wonder your girlfriend left you. You sound like a jerk that just wants to be mean to people if you don't get your way.

Lejina Bloodbath · 08-16-2007, 05:27 PM

Wait for her to be pregnant from him then get him deported.

Lejina Bloodbath · 08-16-2007, 05:29 PM

Wow, talk about nearly instantaneous trip to the rickshaw.

Twobit Whore · 08-16-2007, 05:32 PM

Great friend!

Call immigration and have his deported, be there when they put him on the bus and smile and wave goodbye. And do not, under any circumstances, take the girl back.

Wurstsalat · 08-16-2007, 05:38 PM

Oh man what an asshole. Trying to get him deported is maybe a bit too extreme, but he deserves a really good beating and he should get you hookers for the next 2 months whenever you want

Friends > Girls

Zordak Ragefire · 08-16-2007, 05:44 PM

Act like the episode is in the past now and that you have moved on.

Wish them both the best of luck.

Become best mates with your ex-friend and ex-girlfriend again.

Screw your ex-girlfriend behind your ex-friends back.

Film it while you are doing it.

Show your ex-friend the video.

Become ex-ex-friend with your ex-friend.

Post the video in this thread.

You're welcome.

Brossann · 08-16-2007, 05:48 PM

if you ask me, theres too many illegals in the country right now as it is, if you know an illegal, report the bastard, after all, ITS ILLEGAL wtf report his ass

Rush · 08-16-2007, 06:30 PM

get her drunk, fuck her on the ass on film, get him deported and hand him a video tape to hold on to during his bus ride home. itll be a nice welcome home present.

James · 08-16-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hachima

No wonder your girlfriend left you. You sound like a jerk that just wants to be mean to people if you don't get your way.

What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT. Doesn't get his way? Are you fucking retarded? This man serves his fucking country, and to be repaid for it, his girlfriend sleeps with someone who should have been his friend and helping fucking support his ass, and that's NOT GETTING HIS WAY?

Fuck. You are fucking scum. Get hit by a buss full of dicks, shitwad.

I vote for deporting, both because he's illegal, and because he's a fucking dick.

Duppin · 08-16-2007, 06:46 PM

I think you should get a Livejournal.

Big W Powah! · 08-16-2007, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duppin

I think you should get a Livejournal.

I think you should be sodomized with a rusty rail road spike.

Hachima · 08-17-2007, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT. Doesn't get his way? Are you fucking retarded? This man serves his fucking country, and to be repaid for it, his girlfriend sleeps with someone who should have been his friend and helping fucking support his ass, and that's NOT GETTING HIS WAY?

Fuck. You are fucking scum. Get hit by a buss full of dicks, shitwad.

I vote for deporting, both because he's illegal, and because he's a fucking dick.

Doesn't mean the guy still isn't a jerk towards other people...Theres always another side to the story.

OneofOne · 08-17-2007, 12:59 AM

Call the INS. That would be great!

Zarcath · 08-17-2007, 01:31 AM

Thats what happens when you get illegals in here. They don't learn "bro's before ho's" and they don't give a shit if you're off protecting a country they snuck into. Deport his ass.

08-16-2007, 05:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Eliopia Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 15 -1 Internets	I need help with revenge Ok check this out. I'm a Sergeant in the US Army, I was recently put on a temporary duty for 2 months far enough from my hometown that I couldn't make visits. The first night I get back, my girlfriend tells me she was fucking my best friend the entire time I was gone, which started about the 2nd day after I left. The obvious is out of the way, ie: he's not my friend anymore, she's not my girlfriend anymore. The issue I'm having is whether or not I should take some serious revenge on the guy or not. I could be the 'bigger man' and just leave it alone, but thats no fun. The girl doesn't mean anything to me, but him betraying me is what really got me, so I come to you for ideas. I've even thought as far as to try and get him deported (he's not here legally), but would that be excessive?

08-16-2007, 05:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
Twobit Whore Insert Quarter Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,168 -14 Internets	Great friend! Call immigration and have his deported, be there when they put him on the bus and smile and wave goodbye. And do not, under any circumstances, take the girl back. __________________ I got a list of demands written on the palm of my hand. I ball my fists and you gonna know where I stand.

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Wurstsalat fucks models Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 867 -6 Internets	Oh man what an asshole. Trying to get him deported is maybe a bit too extreme, but he deserves a really good beating and he should get you hookers for the next 2 months whenever you want Friends > Girls __________________ Made in Germany

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08-16-2007, 05:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Hachima Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,081	No wonder your girlfriend left you. You sound like a jerk that just wants to be mean to people if you don't get your way.

08-16-2007, 05:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lejina Bloodbath Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,661	Wait for her to be pregnant from him then get him deported.

08-16-2007, 05:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lejina Bloodbath Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,661	Wow, talk about nearly instantaneous trip to the rickshaw.

08-16-2007, 05:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zordak Ragefire Registered User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 80	Act like the episode is in the past now and that you have moved on. Wish them both the best of luck. Become best mates with your ex-friend and ex-girlfriend again. Screw your ex-girlfriend behind your ex-friends back. Film it while you are doing it. Show your ex-friend the video. Become ex-ex-friend with your ex-friend. Post the video in this thread. You're welcome.

08-16-2007, 06:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Rush Kenneth Kaniff, professional molestor Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 665 +10 Internets	get her drunk, fuck her on the ass on film, get him deported and hand him a video tape to hold on to during his bus ride home. itll be a nice welcome home present.

08-16-2007, 06:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
Duppin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,714	I think you should get a Livejournal.

08-17-2007, 12:59 AM	#14 (permalink)
OneofOne Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 922	Call the INS. That would be great!

08-17-2007, 01:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
Zarcath is a little tea pot. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Carlsbad CA Posts: 6,465 +75 Internets	Thats what happens when you get illegals in here. They don't learn "bro's before ho's" and they don't give a shit if you're off protecting a country they snuck into. Deport his ass.