I need help with revenge - Page 6

Believe · 08-22-2007, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Duppin

But then, I don't know why I expect anything other than retarded from this forum anymore.

Logic and maturity has no place the 'shaw.

Nyuk · 08-23-2007, 05:56 AM

write "I'm a giant pussy who can't be the bigger man, can't stop fucking my cheating ex girlfriend, and feel the need to vent on an internet forum" on the side of his house. It'll take him fucking forever to get it off.

Then put videos here

Lejina Bloodbath · 08-23-2007, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Duppin

The ideal, of course, is that he act like an adult and realize that sometimes people are going to fuck you over and that you can't spend your life trying to get them all deported.

... and to kick his ass is the adult way to do it? Yeah, clearly he cannot deport em all, but he can get in a fist fight with them all, right?

Duppin · 08-23-2007, 07:46 PM

So, was the line you quoted the only part of my post you read, or what?

Nyuk · 08-23-2007, 07:48 PM

So deporting and fist fight are now the only options?

What happened to movies put on the internet and other creative avenues for revenge that don't involve being a massive pussy (deporting) or dumbass (fistfight) but instead fuck them over and make all of us happy? I still stand by give them both stds or man up and move on with life.

p0wl · 09-02-2007, 02:48 PM

So..... closure?

Kilivek2.0 · 09-02-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by p0wl

So..... closure?

Elmo Blatch killed his ex girlfriend and lover, OP got the blame and life sentence.

The Ancient · 09-02-2007, 08:57 PM

You people are all so goddamn closed minded. Deportation? That's so simple and short-sighted. Fake forgiving them so you can bone her later while she is with him is such an obviously superiour solution.

Srsly learn2revenge.

Dabamf · 09-03-2007, 07:27 AM

Hmm...girlfriend cheating on you or getting deported...yes, clearly girlfriend cheating is the worse of the two.

Taranatar · 09-03-2007, 07:24 PM

Deport.

Regime · 09-03-2007, 10:44 PM

Kill the girlfriend with a nailgun like Christian Bale in American Psycho.

Now for the illegal. Deporting is pretty lame brah

Invited him over to the house than knock him out with a louisville. Cut off his eyelids with a exo knife and than put some testers super glue on the remainder of his wound and seal the fuckers shut.

Thats just 15 minutes man. You can really make it last I dunno 1-2 weeks. Go watch Ogrish or Man Bites Dog for some inspiration. Play some Beethoven 9th preferably eh my now new droogie and go back in and have some fun!

Cut off his pinkie and make him eat alpo. Make him suffer like Christ did if you want. The point is if you deport, deport in pieces.

Salshun · 09-04-2007, 04:51 PM

I always like that "I have to get him back" shit, but "nevermind the girl".

Takes two to tango. She spread her legs willingly, duder. Can't be more mad at him than her and I would probably say you should be more mad at her. It was hers/your job to make your relationship work or at least call it off before she fucked around. I always fucking hate that shit where guys act like their girlfriend was a gentle flower and your buddy did all the bad shit.

I've seen a similar situation in which the girl even told the buddy that the old relationship was over before fucking him. Seen more than one guy beg his friend for forgiveness because he didn't know and some whore told him she was free to do it.

Goltana_R-Zek · 09-16-2007, 10:43 PM

Not sure if this was covered already.. been awhile since I last read the thread.. but fairly certain it's easier for him to get vengeance on the guy atm, than the girl.. at least in severity.

Derivator · 09-17-2007, 12:33 AM

He should fuck her mom.

Vatoreus · 09-17-2007, 05:18 AM

Clearly it's the only option.

09-02-2007, 02:48 PM	#81 (permalink)
p0wl Registered User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: VA Posts: 488 +7 Internets	So..... closure? __________________

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Goltana_R-Zek Voyager Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,304	Not sure if this was covered already.. been awhile since I last read the thread.. but fairly certain it's easier for him to get vengeance on the guy atm, than the girl.. at least in severity. __________________

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08-23-2007, 05:56 AM	#77 (permalink)
Nyuk Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 367 +0 Internets	write "I'm a giant pussy who can't be the bigger man, can't stop fucking my cheating ex girlfriend, and feel the need to vent on an internet forum" on the side of his house. It'll take him fucking forever to get it off. Then put videos here

08-23-2007, 07:46 PM	#79 (permalink)
Duppin Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,714	So, was the line you quoted the only part of my post you read, or what?

08-23-2007, 07:48 PM	#80 (permalink)
Nyuk Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 367 +0 Internets	So deporting and fist fight are now the only options? What happened to movies put on the internet and other creative avenues for revenge that don't involve being a massive pussy (deporting) or dumbass (fistfight) but instead fuck them over and make all of us happy? I still stand by give them both stds or man up and move on with life.

09-03-2007, 07:27 AM	#84 (permalink)
Dabamf Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Seoul, Korea Posts: 2,338 +15 Internets	Hmm...girlfriend cheating on you or getting deported...yes, clearly girlfriend cheating is the worse of the two.

09-04-2007, 04:51 PM	#87 (permalink)
Salshun Holy fuck 6 years already? Where does the suck go? Join Date: May 2003 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 2,151 -11 Internets	I always like that "I have to get him back" shit, but "nevermind the girl". Takes two to tango. She spread her legs willingly, duder. Can't be more mad at him than her and I would probably say you should be more mad at her. It was hers/your job to make your relationship work or at least call it off before she fucked around. I always fucking hate that shit where guys act like their girlfriend was a gentle flower and your buddy did all the bad shit. I've seen a similar situation in which the girl even told the buddy that the old relationship was over before fucking him. Seen more than one guy beg his friend for forgiveness because he didn't know and some whore told him she was free to do it.

09-17-2007, 12:33 AM	#89 (permalink)
Derivator Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: in the universal mind Posts: 111 +4 Internets	He should fuck her mom.

09-17-2007, 05:18 AM	#90 (permalink)
Vatoreus Forza Roma! Forza Azzuri! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Angelo, TX Posts: 3,861 -22 Internets	Clearly it's the only option.