Found this funny post!

Sark_Wotzlynn · 09-20-2002, 02:51 PM

One day Furor was feeling a bit horny.

So, he began to ask his Super UBER friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.

"Hey Denron! Who's good in the sack?"

"Well, Furor, everyone knows that Millie is the best sex
in Norrath. Why don't you try her?" replied Denron.

"I'd love to, but Millie and I are friends. So I don't
really want to take advantage of her."

"Damn shame," said Denron as he waved good-bye to Furor and
rode off.

Ten minutes later Furor was levitating over a dead corpse when he saw
Dregor pulling an Ancient Cyclops. He raced over.
"Hey Pal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging
bachelor, who's the best babe in Norrath?"

"Hey, Furor! Everyone knows that Millie's far and away
the best lay why don't you try her?"

"Well, we're sort of friends," Furor said, "but I didn't realize she
had gotten around so much," and he flew off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later he was porting over to Sro when he saw Millie
lying naked in the middle of the desert, with her legs apart and up
in the air. Furor was tempted!

"Goddamn it!" he thought to himself, "I've gotten all the UBER loot, killed all the UBER mobs, hell I even have more haste items than superman himself, I can be in and out before she even knows I'm there."

So with alittle lag and a click of his horse he was down, in--and gone.

Millie stared up into the sky with a dazed expression.
"What the HELL was THAT??!!" she exclaimed.

"I don't know," said an invisible Frozboz as he rolled off, "but my
ass is KILLING me!"

Masakari · 09-20-2002, 02:59 PM

Wasn't there a superman/wonder woman version of this?

James · 09-20-2002, 03:26 PM

Yeah...think it was in Hollow man.

09-20-2002, 02:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sark_Wotzlynn Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 1 +0 Internets	Found this funny post! One day Furor was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his Super UBER friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Denron! Who's good in the sack?" "Well, Furor, everyone knows that Millie is the best sex in Norrath. Why don't you try her?" replied Denron. "I'd love to, but Millie and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Denron as he waved good-bye to Furor and rode off. Ten minutes later Furor was levitating over a dead corpse when he saw Dregor pulling an Ancient Cyclops. He raced over. "Hey Pal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Norrath?" "Hey, Furor! Everyone knows that Millie's far and away the best lay why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Furor said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much," and he flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later he was porting over to Sro when he saw Millie lying naked in the middle of the desert, with her legs apart and up in the air. Furor was tempted! "Goddamn it!" he thought to himself, "I've gotten all the UBER loot, killed all the UBER mobs, hell I even have more haste items than superman himself, I can be in and out before she even knows I'm there." So with alittle lag and a click of his horse he was down, in--and gone. Millie stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the HELL was THAT??!!" she exclaimed. "I don't know," said an invisible Frozboz as he rolled off, "but my ass is KILLING me!" __________________ Disclaimer: I in no way represent the opions of myself. The facts stated above aren't facts but simply graphical anomalies caused by your crappy video card working in conjunction with Microsoft DirectX. All content copywrite 2002 and may not be display in any monitor other than mine!

09-20-2002, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Masakari of Asskickatari Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Colorado Posts: 40 -65 Internets	... Wasn't there a superman/wonder woman version of this? __________________ Masakari Matterhorn --60th Season Elven Warlord --Follower of Karana --Worshipper of Millie --Zebuxoruk

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09-20-2002, 03:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
James Remember what the doorknob said. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 6,670 +32 Internets	Yeah...think it was in Hollow man.