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Old 12-25-2005, 09:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Merry Christmas All! :)

Hi guys, merry X-Mas. I hope you are all having a lovely day and remember Christmas only comes once a year , so be nice to eachother at least for today

What presents did you all get? I got some really nice jewerly, money, an ipod player thing!!!

yourselves?

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Old 12-25-2005, 09:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Just a reminder that Brittney was willing to trade you access for boobs.
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Old 12-25-2005, 09:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2005, 02:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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MERRY XMAS TO YOU LUCYKEMP OXOXOXOXOXXXoxoxoxxXOXOXXXXXXXXX
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Merry Christmas Lucy!

I got an I-Pod as well. And about 10 outfits, 3 pairs of shoes, 300 in gift cards and cash, a 27 inch flat screen tv with DVD burner, the complete Douglas Adam's Hitch Hiker's collection, 3 or 4 DvDs, a PS2, a all in one Brother fax, scanner, copier, and printer, 3 sets of diffrent insense collections, and a couple diffrent sets of bath body washes and things like that.

Over all it was a great Christmas and my family and I are so blessed to be able to share with one another so well and have such love between all of us.

Here's hoping all of you have a blessed and Merry Christmas and may the Lord bless you all and keep you and your's safe this holiday season.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I can't let you feel COMPLETELY left out here, so here ya go: merry xmas!

Now to be able to have a cock of that size ( 11 to 12 inches ) you'll have to have your colon moved out of place by force, and squeezed into a small portion of the small intestine area, which is not fatal in any way unless there is a clog within your intestine region.

So basically our rectum itself is NOT deep enough to have something of almost 1 foot in length shoved into it without altering anything inside, therefore his Sigmoid Colon is now in a straight line with his rectum and his small intestines are now of place. The only side effect from that will be a major discomfort feeling while desecating in which I dont THINK will be painful, I could definetly be wrong about it.

Another for the people who will try to look for a way to counter act with my beliefs and study the video as if it were their own porno movie. Someone will throw at me something like....
" Hey Sorcerer! Did you notice the horse came to a stop while he sweetly penetrating that guys moisturized anus? As if something was blocking the other 10 foot portion of his cock? How the fuck was his intestines in a straight smooth line if the horses cock came to a stop?!?! SoX you're a fucking assraping clown!!! "

Ok! Imagine his colon in a straight line going through his intestines. Now think.... Look at the video....Look at the guys position and the horses position....Notice the guy is not exactly at a 90 degree angle? Notice how the horses cock is around a 120 degree angle??? I'll let you guys figure it out
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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fuck did I mess up; and I can't edit.

that was all SorcererOfXegony's gold.
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Old 12-25-2005, 03:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 12-25-2005, 06:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
AND IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR
YO HO HO THE MISTLETOE
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CHRISTMAS IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
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