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Old 08-04-2005, 11:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2005, 11:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Why is he wearing a Chicago Cubs hat?
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Old 08-05-2005, 12:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Im surprised that none of those Children of the Corn turned around and wtfpwned everyone.

edit: haha did anyone else notice the Bush-Cheney T-shirt the kid had?
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Old 08-05-2005, 01:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This video hurts my liberal vagina, but my republican testicles swell with pride.
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Old 08-05-2005, 02:02 AM   #6 (permalink)
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So let me get this straight. You retards think that because we shoot guns, have fun with our families, and support not giving money to fucking losers on welfare, that we are bad? Fuck you liberal cock suckers and your stupid views on how life is and should be.

Reminds me of a quote Paul Harvey used the other day and it made so much sense.

I've been choking on something for weeks. Lets get it, up and get it out, for what it's worth. After the attack on Pearl Harbor, Winston Churchill said that the American people, and this is a direct quote, "We didn't come this this far because we are made of sugar candy." That was his response to the attack on Pearl Harbor. That we didn't come this far because we are made of sugar candy. And that reminder was taken seriously and we proceeded to develop and deliver the bomb even though roughly 150,000 men, women and children perished in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

With a single blow, World War II was over. NewYork'ss September 11 Pearl Harbor, Winston Churchill was not here to remind us that we didn't come this far because we are made of sugar candy. So following the New York disaster we mustered our humanity, we gave old pals a pass even though men and money from Saudi Arabia were largely responsible for the devastation of New York and Pennsylvania and our Pentagon. We called Saudi Arabia our partners against terrorism and we sent men with rifles into Afghanistan and Iraq and we kept our best weapons in their silos. Even now, we're standing there dying, daring to do nothing decisive because we've declared ourselves to be better than our terrorist enemies, more moral, more civilized. Our image is at stake, we insist.

But we didn't come this far because we are made of sugar candy. Once upon a time we uh, elbowed our way onto and into this continent by giving smallpox infected blankets to Native Americans. Yes, that was biological warfare. And we used every other weapon we could get our hands on to grab this land from whomever and we grew prosperous. And yes, we greased the skids with the sweat of slaves.

And so it goes with most great nation-states, which feeling guilty about their savage pasts, eventually civilize themselves out of business and wind up invaded and ultimately dominated by the lean, hungry, up and coming who are not made of sugar candy.

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This will happen to us one day because of you liberals.

Also Churchhill said this at a Canadian parliment address before you get your panties all in a bunch.
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Old 08-05-2005, 03:07 AM   #7 (permalink)
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is it true what they say about they empty can rattles the most?
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Old 08-05-2005, 03:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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If I was made of sugar candy I would eat one of my fingers right now. True story.
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Old 08-05-2005, 03:58 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sweet, knew this was gonna turn into a political thread.

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Old 08-05-2005, 04:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You liberal queerasses need to get back to queertown.
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is it true what they say about they empty can rattles the most?
If you are saying Paul Harvey is an empty can then you are more of a retard than I previously thought.
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Old 08-05-2005, 04:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I'll tell you what Paul Harvey isn't. Paul Harvey isn't no sugar fucking candy ass.
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Old 08-05-2005, 05:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Amen! :-)
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Old 08-05-2005, 05:19 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't like political debates, but for the record my last post was in jest. I found the "yes we killed those japs, yes those weak sons of bitch indians deserved them some small pox, AND WHO ELSE WAS GOING TO PICK OUR GODDAMN COTTON?!" quote pretty funny.
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And so it goes with most great nation-states, which feeling guilty about their savage pasts, eventually civilize themselves out of business and wind up invaded and ultimately dominated by the lean, hungry, up and coming who are not made of sugar candy.

Paul Harvey - Good Day[/i]

This will happen to us one day because of you liberals.

Also Churchhill said this at a Canadian parliment address before you get your panties all in a bunch.
Paul Harvey was born in 1918. Churchill, a great man, was born in 1874. for those men, sugar candy looked like this:


Candy today looks like this:


In this case, how can you apply the words of a dead man (that are relevant to a different era) and the words of a man who will be dead in the next decade? Neither of them live 2005, and they most certainly don't have a stake in 2025.

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