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Old 01-27-2003, 03:34 PM   #91 (permalink)
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If he has 6 computers and can control all the toons himself sure thats fair. Maybe he would win.... Still using other peoples toons would be like me going to EBay and buying a bunch of high level toons but ya the only rule is that during the fight he controls all the toons by himself.

All you guys are getting way off subject here. If you have a screenshot of you soloing a mob level 66 or better then show it, otherwise you are just arguing off subject. I'v went from DPS (which my pbaoe group has the edge at) to who can kill the highest level mob alone (give those with lower burst dps and those good at pve a better shot). If Furor or anyone in FoH or anyone reading this has a SS of you or anyone soloing (meaning you can use as many toons as you can control in game at one time) a level 66 plus mob lets see it.

Otherwise its just all opinion and everyone has one.
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:36 PM   #92 (permalink)
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So like....
If im at max range on my bow and pop trueshot and kill your "toons" while you are madly running around trying to find your hidden adversary, I'm obviously at that moment putting out more DPS than you are since your 6 "toons" are doing nothing but being hammered from twice the range you could ever hope to land a spell on me on. Does that also make me a better PVP'er?
OH OH IF I SIX BOX SIX RANGERS WITH AM3 AND EQ AND TRUESHOT YOU DOES THAT MEAN I ROX0R YOU 2 DUDE??!?!??!!
CAUSE LIKE I'D TOTALLY OWN YOU AT LONG RANGE OMG I'D BE SO L33T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah.....
Fact of the matter is, king of DPS? there is something called a variable. I could slash for 1's 1000 times in a row due to chance. Your superwizards could be resisted every spell. Does that mean that a level 20 wizard that lands a spell on a mob that resisted all yours has better DPS? By your reasoning yes.
I could if i wanted to 6 box 6 foh wizards (well not really i have 2 computers and would never ever in my wildest dreams ever want to lay in a bed like someone who is bedridden and play everquest with 6 computers...but i digress) and im betting hey guess what, i'd outdo you cause they all have equipment that im pretty sure blows away anything you have. Not saying that to be smug, or arrogant but its true. Doesn't mean I'm king of DPS cause king = one person.
Six people does not equal a king, that equals a ruling party or at best a council. But frankly, the reason behind your posting is to brag. Brag that you have a "super set up" - i'll admit I'm impressed, its a neat set up but frankly you wanted to show off what you had. Proof - you first posted about your set up. You then decided to make up a topic using horribly flawed logic to make us pay attention to you again and allow you to brag. Hooray for you. Now your talk about PVP...I have to agree with Furor, Rallos Zek is the only "good" example of PvP and even then its not that good. All PvP on SZ allows you to do is log on with your little friends and pick on the "good guys" or "bad guys" or something horribly assinine like that. And being 49 and having sex with a made up number of women doesn't make you cool, maybe to a 15 year old but not to the standing majority of FoH which the average age is 24. We do not care...
Anyway I'm at work and taking up valuable time (hahahaha yeah...) posting this so bye bye now and have a nice day.
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:47 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Sam, i got a question for you? Have you ever fucking been laid? Or is your ass permintly bolted to that halacious contraption of yous. I mean for shit's sake, stop arguing like a little 6 year old and get a life. I mean it must be that your package is like 2 inches long or something, hense why you make such dumb ass claims and try to look all bad ass. Kinda like those rich fuckers who drive sports cars and are total dumbasses, they do it for attention/booty. We'll you're prolly not gonna get any either way so why don't you go fuck you mom with a cat tail that has a fork shoved up it or something..... damnit your one dumb fucker.

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Homosexuality, sexual orientation toward people of the same sex. Homosexuality contrasts with heterosexuality, sexual orientation toward people of the opposite sex. Homosexuality appears in virtually all social contexts—within different community settings, socioeconomic levels, and ethnic and religious groups, but by far more in Sam's bedroom. The number of homosexuals in the population is difficult to determine, and reliable data do not exist. However, current estimates suggest that the term homosexual may apply to 2 to 4 percent of men, most of which can be found in Sam's bed. Estimates for lesbians are Higher but that's cool. Not all people who engage in homosexual activity necessarily identify themselves as homosexual, by sam likes to consider himself a poop-shoot-paratooper.

God damn, i prolly spelt alot wrong but Damnit, you are one dumb fucker.
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Old 01-27-2003, 03:58 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Sam, i got a question for you? Have you ever fucking been laid?
Yes, he brags incessantly of the 346 (or whatever) whores he's payed for, even going so far as to informing the entire SZ community of the body types and blow by blow action every time he gets a new one. I'm sure he'll comment on them now, this thread is headed for the record book already, a few whore stories is all that's needed to put it over the top.
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:05 PM   #95 (permalink)
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A whore story

Travling accross the desert sands,
In Our trusty Carvan,
Camels walk two by two by two,
On our way to Timbuck Two
Tim and I came accross three whores in a tent,
They looked good so we went in,
They be three and we be two,
I bucked one and Tim Bucked Two
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:18 PM   #96 (permalink)
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The burst DPS test is not a varible you show a log of one minute of your best dps - you can use your best one mintue and I can use my best mintue.

At any rate we've moved from that to who can kill the highest level mob. No confusion there easy to prove.

Well of course if you had 6 rangers and computers to control them all you would beat me, so get 6 rangers to level 65 and enough AA and do it. Thats what competion is about. You don't think that if you could actually do that it would not be an accomplishment? Of course it would you could solo mobs from 300 feet away lol..... high level mobs.

Alamando if you or others don't care then don't post.... fewer then 1 percenct of the readers of any forum are interested in one particular post, you can tell from the title what its about, if you're not interested you're not interested.

My first post on this board was a no word post with a link to my post on my board, just like I did on the other boards, and it was deleted.

Again we are getting off subject here, if you have a SS of you soloing a level 66 mob or more then lets see it - if you don't then move on to a thread that is of more interest to you as there is nothing here to argue about or say that has not already been said.
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:23 PM   #97 (permalink)
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There are two main reasons why claiming a title such as this while using a multi-box setup is completely ludicrous.

- Anyone can multi-box. It doesn't take skill to buy several computers and set them up to play multiple characters in EverQuest at once. It may take skill to actually play them efficiently, but this is obsolete because of the aforementioned concept. Anyone with enough money could buy 20 computers and set them up, put in the time to either buy or level up 20 characters, and then use them to put out the most DPS in EverQuest. The second reason why competing with a multi-box setup is competely pointless coincides with the first.

- Proving that you're honestly playing each character is seldomely done, and I sincerely doubt that anyone is going to go to the necessary lengths to reach such a conclusion. Right now all we have to judge whether or not you're actually playing all six characters is based off of pictures. This may be solid evidence to a majority of people, but they're still just pictures. Phone calls are still just phone calls. The only way to truly determine this is to meet in real life. Like I said--fat chance, and even after this is achieved, the evidence of proof still becomes word of mouth.

So what do you get for 6-boxing in EverQuest? That's right, you're very own 'I bought six computers and set EverQuest up on each one and can perhaps play them with measurable eptitude' award!

Grats, now stop trying.
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:26 PM   #98 (permalink)
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My point is that you can't seem to figure out why no one gives a damn... Or you're just stubborn. Either way, it seems like you're digging yourself a new hole with a soloing competition. For 99% of the world, soloing is using one character to beat a monster. If you're gonna insist that your 6-boxing equals soling, then this thread will get worse before it gets better.
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Old 01-27-2003, 04:43 PM   #99 (permalink)
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If the user populace of this board had access to the old old posts of Sam's daily whore doins there would be many dead people from laughter. Aoii's SZ@War, and all the later board incarnations, have had some of the saddest Sam posts. His exploits with rubbing alcohol to ward off whore diseases, his trips to nevada where the whores are legal, how he has won at life at 49.. you have all missed the glory of S4m. Please post and sticky this in the hall of shame, for anything less is an insult to the MIGHTY DEATHWALKER!
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Old 01-27-2003, 05:04 PM   #100 (permalink)
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From browsing over this thread here are some things I noticed that would make people assume you to be a newbie:

1) You think DPS is the defining factor of character quality in Everquest
2) You think we are still in Kunark where casters cannot sustain high dps
3) You think mob level dictates their difficulty
4) You think people on the FoH board give a shit about PvP. If I were to go to a sewing and knitting message board and brag about catching a 4 foot fish no one would give a shit. This is quite similar to you going to a RAIDING board and posting about PVP.

Btw on Torvonnilous someone 8-boxed Tmax so I guess he owns you at Everquest and you can shut the fuck up.
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Old 01-27-2003, 05:46 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Fighting PCs > NPCs/Mobs.
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:02 PM   #102 (permalink)
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What do you claim defines character quality in everquest?

Wizards have a higher burst and sustained dps than all other classes huummmm.....

Mob level is rough guid as to their difficulty, like every rule of thumb there are exceptions. The same mob is open to all.

Ya I can see from the number of replies none is interested....

Heresay means nothing

All my toons talk at the same time saying the same thing, cause I use one keyboard, and you can see from my set up that there isn't any room fro anotherperson on the bed. Whatever belive as you wish.

Well of course anyone can multibox, I'm not even the first... but clearly there is no way to argue it takes more skillz to run ONE toon then to run SIX at the same time. And its almost foolish to even attempt to claim that one toon is better than two toons etc. obviously the more toons you control the stronger you are.

Still no screenshot of someone soloing a level 66 plus mob.......

And as Loid said fighting PC's is a lot harder than fighting Mobs.

Purhaps the word soloing is misleading. It everything you have in the game at one time under your control against everything I have in the game at one time under my control. By "solo" I mean everything you have in the game at one time under your control.

Look I dont care how you slice it, if we compare my best toon against your best toon 1v1 I lose, and I admit it. If we compare everything I have in the game at one time under my control against everything you have in the game at one time under your control I win, is that fair?

Again when you compare Furor to another PC you don't ask him to remove 5/6ths of his gear to make the comparision. Do you ask mages and necros to not count pet damage in calculating their DPS?
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:03 PM   #103 (permalink)
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What do you claim defines character quality in everquest?

Wizards have a higher burst and sustained dps than all other classes huummmm.....

Mob level is rough guid as to their difficulty, like every rule of thumb there are exceptions. The same mob is open to all.

Ya I can see from the number of replies none is interested....

Heresay means nothing

All my toons talk at the same time saying the same thing, cause I use one keyboard, and you can see from my set up that there isn't any room fro anotherperson on the bed. Whatever belive as you wish.

Well of course anyone can multibox, I'm not even the first... but clearly there is no way to argue it takes more skillz to run ONE toon then to run SIX at the same time. And its almost foolish to even attempt to claim that one toon is better than two toons etc. obviously the more toons you control the stronger you are.

Still no screenshot of someone soloing a level 66 plus mob.......

And as Loid said fighting PC's is a lot harder than fighting Mobs.

Purhaps the word soloing is misleading. It everything you have in the game at one time under your control against everything I have in the game at one time under my control. By "solo" I mean everything you have in the game at one time under your control.

Look I dont care how you slice it, if we compare my best toon against your best toon 1v1 I lose, and I admit it. If we compare everything I have in the game at one time under my control against everything you have in the game at one time under your control I win, is that fair?

Again when you compare Furor to another PC you don't ask him to remove 5/6ths of his gear to make the comparision. Do you ask mages and necros to not count pet damage in calculating their DPS?
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:06 PM   #104 (permalink)
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First off, Furor owned Sam so completely that I just had to laugh out loud and scare my girlfriend while she was cooking.

Second, your argument is flawed. Short term DPS has 0 to do with skill and everything to do with choice of class. In fact, I would imagine that if I bought a 60+ wizard with all his nukes, I could outdamage Furor, its not an accomplishment if anyone could do it.

Perhaps the most humorous part of this is that you think that you are some kind of hot shit because you 6-boxed a level 65 mob. Do you want a cookie motherfucker? All you did was kill a mob in a full group, like thousands of people do everyday.

As for your PvP bullshit, your on Sullon Zek on the evil team, that means that the vast majority of players couldn't attack you if they wanted to. Also, one skilled ranger with the right AAs could eliminate your group with no sweat. In fact, I would be willing to wager that I could have done it before I quit and I never even had AM3.
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Old 01-27-2003, 06:14 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Oh and about your ridiculous claim to have laid 349 or whatever women:

I would rather have sex with one woman in a committed relationship than that many.
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