Who has the top single person burst DPS server wide?

[Velael]

You must be an endless source of entertainment for the few players on SZ that have a clue

Those few gets to be a smaller and smaller club every day ... it's a shame, SZ was a ball of own when it started.

Oh, and Sam. Sean would kill all 6 of your chars 1 on 6, and not break a sweat doing it. I would dare say you wouldn't even land a spell. I would pay to see it.

[frott]

[quote]Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
.Just as all posters here have all but conceeded that I beat most any single individuals at most any measument.][quote]

Woah, I just had de ja vu, because the logic what defines reality has just been anally-ripped and it's moaning like the head from Time Bandits.

There are humans IRL, m'kay?
We are, for the sake of argument, one of them.

There are what you refer to as "toons" in EQ, m'kay?
We, as individuals in reality, can control multiple "toons" in EQ.

By the generally recognized standards of EQ, an individual is not the aggregate of their toons. By your own standards, they painfully obviously are.

Put it in a way that you might understand and benefit from...

6 EQ chars beating 1 EQ char, not impressive.

1 human with 6 EQ chars, fairly disturbing.

1 human with a rig that resembles Serpentors skiff, or that fat fuck's floating chair from Dune: amusing at best, trivia.

1 human with 6 EQ chars representing the highest DPS per human, simple math more than impressive.

Like, yes, you win the TOTT "Tard of the Tards" award. But, again, go where there are others who care: won't it mean more to you, then?

You are only interested in one skewed/cooked/molested statistic that noone knew they were in a race for the prize regarding.

I'v had sex with 349 different women, and am 49 years old - you can try the "you're a fag" routine on someone else. Go the the SZ board and you can try out your amature flames on professionals.

Woah! Them's fightin' words! How long is your dick? How much money do you make...

See, the problem, again, is that you're splashing the upper class with your pissing contest.

Umm the fact that I have 6 toons dosnt mean I cant find another 6 friends to do a raid almost any time. I'v done pick up raids and many unguilded and non uber guiled people are happy to join up with me for a common goal.

Loser or whatever the simple fact 1 person v 1 person is I can mob the floor with your toon, or any other single toon, spin it any way you want.....

See, but again, you're saying "YOU" as in you=6 toons, would beat me, as in "me=1 toons" would win.

I agree! You would! 6 > 1

But I'd win the "not trapped in an earthbound hell of crying myself to sleep at night after a long, hard day of defending the semantics of how I am successful" award.

Nothing you could ever have would make me, and most all of the others here (just a guess!), perceive you as successful. But you might acheive expediting our own personal growth by making us realize how sad it must be that this is your among your attempts at making a difference in people's lives. . .

[hammerdown]

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Originally posted by Furor Planedefiler
a bad case of Montezuma's Revenge
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sounds familiar - is this a reference to ninja scroll? or have i been watching too much anime?

Montezuma's Revenge is the nickname for a condition some travellers get when they go to Mexico and eat real mexican food... mostly involves nausea and diarrhea.

[Sam DeathWalker]

Vel no one has even suggest how a warrior would have any possibility to beat a cleric, chanter and 4 wizards.

Can u suggest a viable stratagy?

Who is the best nootz or gootz warrior maybe they will fight me and we can lay that to rest.



Whatever none knew they was in competion, I win a race that none entered.....

Win is win, I takes whats I can gets.


Only the PROUD or the FOOLISH dare to challenge the MIGHTY DEATHWALKER!

[frott]

Hey, has anyone posted that pic of the retard crossing the finish line, with the STFU and etc?

q: what's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

a: not being retarded!

[Velael]

Sam, since you can't control characters for shit, anyone with a bow can kite your dumbass around and finally kill you. It would talk hours, but Furor would win just doing that, and hell .. it wouldn't take a kickass ranger like Sean more than 3-5 minutes to drop all 6 of you.

Remember I helped referee your first duel? You couldn't pvp your way out of a wet paper sack, let alone against anyone with half a fucking clue.

[Hayley McGinnish]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
I'v had sex with 349 different women, and am 49 years old - you can try the "you're a fag" routine on someone else.

You shouldn't count the times you've propositioned some poor, unsuspecting female character (which we all know is probably male anyway) for some l33t cyberz in your number of 349 different women you've "sexed." I mean it's CLEARLY evident in how much time you've spent "dinging 4000 times" and the time and effort it took to setup your pig sty of utter laziness that you can manage fucking all these women at once, right? I highly doubt that you've had 349 different partners and unless you can have each and every one of them post here to prove otherwise....which, Jesus, I wouldn't put it past you to do (create 349 different bogus accounts here, you seem to have that kind of time on your hands) then don't even bother flinging your self-absorbed bullshit.

Now as far as DPS goes, I know that Furor could fuck up your pathetic ass. As far as I'm concerned, Furor equipped this guild including every single person's DPS. I'd be willing to wager that if he chose to 3-box, or maybe even 2-box any of our characters vs your 6-boxed band of gimps you would pathetically lose.

[Furor Planedefiler]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
I am sure many people care about FoH, none dispute that fact.

Well dosn't TR have higher DPS than FoH? And I am very sure that there are guilds with more members than FoH, which would mean they have higher DPS. I conceed that multiple individals can beat me at most any measument. Just as all posters here have all but conceeded that I beat most any single individuals at most any measument.

I'v had sex with 349 different women, and am 49 years old - you can try the "you're a fag" routine on someone else. Go the the SZ board and you can try out your amature flames on professionals.

Umm the fact that I have 6 toons dosnt mean I cant find another 6 friends to do a raid almost any time. I'v done pick up raids and many unguilded and non uber guiled people are happy to join up with me for a common goal.

Loser or whatever the simple fact 1 person v 1 person is I can mob the floor with your toon, or any other single toon, spin it any way you want.....

I am convinced that you actually don't know how to play Everquest at any level of competence. Your grasp on the form and function of players and guilds, raiding guilds in particular, is akin to what a 9 year old would know about world politics.

"Daddy the Russians have such a big country, are they going to kill us?"

You are basically a moron coming from a very long line of morons (I was actually linked to your pathetic message board). The pictures of your setup actually made me 'woozy.' It was a disgusting sight to behold.

In the end, though, you are just another dumbass that bottom feeds and mine sweeps 3 year old content. The difference between you and any ordinary bottom feeder is that you have six cripples as characters whereas most of them just have one.

And to the guy that actually alluded to me being griefed had I been on Sullon Zek. You obviously don't know who the fuck you are talking to. Had I played on Sullon Zek, they would have had to rename the server in honor of my guild and me. SZ would be on its knees, bobbing the collective knob of FoH's cack. I was griefing people in PvP before you even knew what a computer was, let alone 'teh internet,' junior.

BTW, TEAM PVP/Diety Specific/Good vs. Evil is not PVP, not even in the bullshit simulated PvP world of Everquest. Rallos Zek is about as close to real PvP as you will get in EQ, and SZ is a far, far cry form RZ. You're all a bunch of pussies that pound 'F5' all day on your little message board, masturbating and laughing about who can spell the word 'nigger' with the fewest spelling mistakes. Good job wannabe racists. You are so fucking inept that you can't even 'do' being a racist properly. Something the most ass backwards, inbred, country dipshits in the deep south have no problem handling, you fuck up. GG.

I must say I am impressed by the sheer amount of stupidity and lack of common fucking decency displayed on that server board and the server as a whole. Sony would be wise to nuke that shitpile into oblivion and use the parts from the server as door stops.

[Sam DeathWalker]

Well there is no way to claim pvp skillz against people of different servers. So and So could beat so and so is almost impossible to prove. Vel, Im going up again Hodas, the best ranger on SZ this weekend, Ill probably lose but we'll see, at any rate my toons will only get stronger as time goes on whereas Hodas and others are maxed out, even if he takes me this weekend Ill get him sooner or later.

Who can solo the highest level mob or who has the most DPS can be measured.

I can do a level 65 mob by myself. Whats the highest Furor or anyone FoH can do by themselves if you have a screen shot lets see it. Dosnt matter how many toons you have just so you control all of them during the battle.

Furor you are the last person to talk about rude, I find it hard to belive you and the rest here can argue without the use of profanity.

I am in PoN every night, hardly 3 year old content.

I'm 49 I was playing wargames (I sold hot dogs for Gary Gygax at the FIRST GenCon) before you were born "junior" .... I have a copy of the worlds first wargame Tactics II with the round HQ units - the first version ever made in 1958.

And I am highly respected at MFO for my AOK DM accomplishments, a site that gets a LOT more hits then this one.

If you can solo a level 66 mob you can beat me currently, if you can't then I win Teh prize, if you dont want to compete I win TeH prize.

You're not on SZ all I have seen of FoH is beating computer AI not human oppenents. If you have a SS of beating a human oppenent lets see it.

SZ has the hardest core players in the game. If you have a job I put in more hours a day on EQ than you do....

Of course blewbee servers have done more content then pvp servers.

[frott]

Originally posted by Furor Planedefiler
9 year old 'woozy' dumbass mine bobbing cack bullshit pussies masturbating 'nigger' ass fuck lack shitpile parts

To all involved parties,

Furor has extended a warm invitation to Washington.

(Washingtons of sperm down your throat)

[Sam DeathWalker]

Well I am going to start posting less. this is like 8 hours a day so far....

I have to come up with some way to beat a top ranger this Sunday and better start working on that.

And when was that first dual Vel - so long ago no one knows, how many hours have I played EQ since then?

[frott]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
Dosnt matter how many toons you have just so you control all of them during the battle.

Jesus hell! You think that furor couldn't come and beat you out of your wheelchair, log on his "toon" and 5 other FoH toons, and rip you a 3rd asshole?

"proff it" right?

0/10 blings *R.Kelly goes to prison*

[Seij]

Sam, no one fucking cares about how much you can accomplish with 6 computers and 6 characters. Good job 6-boxing, but you can't compete with it.

Sorry to crush your dreams so harshly, but go deck out one character and then use him to claim your 'most DPS' or 'best player' title. Otherwise you don't mean shit.

[frott]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
I'm 49 I was playing wargames (I sold hot dogs for Gary Gygax at the FIRST GenCon) before you were born "junior" .... I have a copy of the worlds first wargame Tactics II with the round HQ units - the first version ever made in 1958.

Ok, ignoring that chess has been around forever, and that other abstract games could be considered wargames... stratego was invented pre-WWI, and by wwii rather complex rules and units had been devised for it which essentially qualified it as the first "wargame."

See, there you are again having a pissing contest with everyone and noone: yourself.

[Alamando]

Hey Sam,

I have a lv 54 Magician on Povar. This is my only "box". I have no AAs and am currently unguilded. I farm empty world dungeons for Fine Steel and ghetto drops to sell and twink out new characters for the fun of twinking out new characters.

My challenge to you is how well can you farm the following spawns in Solusek's Eye (Sola) - Inferno Goblin Captain, Fire Goblin Foreman, Kindle, Singe, and CWG EXE. In 3 hours, I can make 1,000 pp and gate out to bank and come right back. While I'm sure you can keep the mobs dead as well, I would doubt you can drag your 6 toons to sell, gate, and bank with such ease.

I can hear your reply now, "what does farming some gimpy ass dungeon like Solusek's Eye have to do with anything?" And now you know what every person who read your original post was thinking. My farming abiliaties have nothing do do with your 6-boxing abilities which have nothing do do with FoH's abilities. Please stop your crusade to convince the world that 6-boxing vs 1-boxing is a relevant competition and go back to your lightlie-griefing, bluebie-hating, ego-stroking, I-wish-I-was-real-PvP server.