Who has the top single person burst DPS server wide? - Page 26

Kaylum · 02-12-2003, 08:32 AM

hey sam, ive killed the sleeper. in one hit, with one character. thats several million dps. can you beat that?

and yes, i created and controled the character, no ebay involved.

so does that settle this pathetic arguement of yours? i win.

what did i win? oh right, nothing, because we werent competing for anything, and no one gives a fuck.

Sam DeathWalker · 02-12-2003, 09:05 AM

Now the mods are editing my posts lol. Clearly there is some panic at being on the losing side of this argument.

The only way any of you will "own" me is if the road to supremacy is paved with conclusory allegation instead of hard work.

Check out my nice pictures, some good pbaoe and nice FG pictures, and my super interface.

Guild Lackey · 02-12-2003, 09:19 AM

Don't you mean "SUper Gay" interace?

Nice use of big words btw. Get a dictionary, or did a hooker educate you?

Rexfelis · 02-12-2003, 10:10 AM

"Now the mods are editing my posts lol."

No, they just know what you want to say better than you do. You should thank you.

"Clearly there is some panic at being on the losing side of this argument."

Sam, really, you are delusional. In what way have they "lost" this arguement? Every benchmark that you have offered up as "the road to supremacy" has been won by someone else.

You are to EQ what Little Richard was to music.

"The only way any of you will "own" me is if the road to supremacy is paved with conclusory allegation instead of hard work."

First of all, where did you hear this because it didn't come from your brain.

Second, before you start repeating things that sound "smart" to you, realize that 99% of your posts are shining examples of poor grammar and structure that anyone who made it through the 8th grade would have corrected by now, and thus we fully know that phrase isn't of your own construction - not that it's impressive any way. It's smart in a Homer Simpson kind of way though "I am smart! S-M-R-T!"

Third, if you consider hooking 6 EQ characters up to one keyboard and mouse and lying in a Craftmatic adjustable bed whilst a yeasty whore removes her dental bridge to begin the long task of finding your dick so that she can suck it for 3 seconds and earn the $20 needed for her next fix, as hard work, you're a contributing factor to the decline in North American productivity.

"Check out my nice pictures, some good pbaoe and nice FG pictures, and my super interface."

This is sad. You clearly are looking for some recognition and deep in the murky, cobweb-ridden recesses of your brain you aspire to becoming "Sam Deathwalker - Most Successful EQ Player there is!" with dreams of your name being mentioned on SOE official newsletters and Access Hollywood and Wired Magazine and CG Gamer and...and...and...

Wake the fuck up.

You are not doing ANYTHING that other people haven't already done in a manner superior to you, and in fact you are missing out on the most enjoyable and challenging aspects of this game.

So whilst you hope that someone checks our your "super interface", I got some super allupinyourface shit for you to look at:

DONATE YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PREVENT THIS FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN!

Millie · 02-12-2003, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
Now the mods are editing my posts lol. Clearly there is some panic at being on the losing side of this argument.

Sam, they don't even exist. It's all in your head. See Furor's little daughter over there? She's hasn't been aging or changing clothes.

Get back on the meds, Sam. I love you. I want to help you.

aychamo_aycono · 02-12-2003, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
IEAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLSI EAT BALLS

So cool!

nozflubber · 02-12-2003, 03:29 PM

According to the tests that just came in from Coronado, this thread contains 89.56 % RickShaw, and has a 95.12 % likeliness of being Hall of Fame.

Worfless · 02-12-2003, 04:12 PM

we need more retardation to send it to the rickshaw hall of fame, get cracking boys

Buzze · 02-12-2003, 04:28 PM

A level of retardness like no one has seen before.

Alamando · 02-12-2003, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
Now the mods are editing my posts lol. Clearly there is some panic at being on the losing side of this argument.

Because the mods are so deeply involved in this arguement...?

<--- Just wants a place in a Hall of Fame post. :P

Uber Uberest ~Rathe · 02-12-2003, 06:03 PM

Hall of Shame without a doubt, we just gotta keep it alive for a few more weeks as ordered by Captain Furor Planedefuckerupper.

Rexfelis · 02-12-2003, 06:03 PM

"A level of retardness like no one has seen before."

While I haven't sifted through ever single post in the Rickshaw Hall of Fame to the level of, oh say old Pathologist Jay on Hawaii Five-0, I think it's safe to say that you won't find any posts by Sam Deathstalker in there.

Now even one granule of a Sam Deathwalker post has more parts per million of pure condensed retardedness than a screenshot storyboard put together by Fansy the PK Bard. Thus I'm not quite sure what you're looking for, because reading through this thread, I've certainly been exposed to more retard then the volunteers at the Special Olympics (I'm going to hell now).

I guess the only way to push this over the top is for Ayachamo to begin defiling the chick on Sammy's sig by airtighting her with Ayachamo Brand (tm) tubsteaks.

nozflubber · 02-12-2003, 06:06 PM

Good Defensive Practice is churning it it's grave ATM

Uber Uberest ~Rathe · 02-12-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Good Defensive Practice is churning it it's grave ATM

you are dutch? no?

nozflubber · 02-12-2003, 06:24 PM

No, I'm from the States, but I just happen to be Amish.

I'm a bad, bad, Mennonite

02-12-2003, 09:05 AM	#377 (permalink)
Sam DeathWalker Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Sam DeathWalker RoXoRs yur BoXoRs! Posts: 760 +50 Internets	Sam DeathWalker RoXoRs yur BoXoRs Now the mods are editing my posts lol. Clearly there is some panic at being on the losing side of this argument. The only way any of you will "own" me is if the road to supremacy is paved with conclusory allegation instead of hard work. Check out my nice pictures, some good pbaoe and nice FG pictures, and my super interface. __________________

02-12-2003, 09:19 AM	#378 (permalink)
Guild Lackey Samurai Blue Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Omaha Posts: 337 -1 Internets	Don't you mean "SUper Gay" interace? Nice use of big words btw. Get a dictionary, or did a hooker educate you? __________________

02-12-2003, 10:10 AM	#379 (permalink)
Rexfelis Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 168 -1 Internets	Retards! They're made out of people! "Now the mods are editing my posts lol." No, they just know what you want to say better than you do. You should thank you. "Clearly there is some panic at being on the losing side of this argument." Sam, really, you are delusional. In what way have they "lost" this arguement? Every benchmark that you have offered up as "the road to supremacy" has been won by someone else. You are to EQ what Little Richard was to music. "The only way any of you will "own" me is if the road to supremacy is paved with conclusory allegation instead of hard work." First of all, where did you hear this because it didn't come from your brain. Second, before you start repeating things that sound "smart" to you, realize that 99% of your posts are shining examples of poor grammar and structure that anyone who made it through the 8th grade would have corrected by now, and thus we fully know that phrase isn't of your own construction - not that it's impressive any way. It's smart in a Homer Simpson kind of way though "I am smart! S-M-R-T!" Third, if you consider hooking 6 EQ characters up to one keyboard and mouse and lying in a Craftmatic adjustable bed whilst a yeasty whore removes her dental bridge to begin the long task of finding your dick so that she can suck it for 3 seconds and earn the $20 needed for her next fix, as hard work, you're a contributing factor to the decline in North American productivity. "Check out my nice pictures, some good pbaoe and nice FG pictures, and my super interface." This is sad. You clearly are looking for some recognition and deep in the murky, cobweb-ridden recesses of your brain you aspire to becoming "Sam Deathwalker - Most Successful EQ Player there is!" with dreams of your name being mentioned on SOE official newsletters and Access Hollywood and Wired Magazine and CG Gamer and...and...and... Wake the fuck up. You are not doing ANYTHING that other people haven't already done in a manner superior to you, and in fact you are missing out on the most enjoyable and challenging aspects of this game. So whilst you hope that someone checks our your "super interface", I got some super allupinyourface shit for you to look at: DONATE YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PREVENT THIS FROM EVER HAPPENING AGAIN!

02-12-2003, 06:03 PM	#386 (permalink)
Uber Uberest ~Rathe B + Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boston Posts: 1,894 +70 Internets	Hall of Shame without a doubt, we just gotta keep it alive for a few more weeks as ordered by Captain Furor Planedefuckerupper. __________________ Kate had a hoof. Millie had a dick. Mippo sucked at EQ.

02-12-2003, 06:03 PM	#387 (permalink)
Rexfelis Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 168 -1 Internets	Seeing the forest for the trees. "A level of retardness like no one has seen before." While I haven't sifted through ever single post in the Rickshaw Hall of Fame to the level of, oh say old Pathologist Jay on Hawaii Five-0, I think it's safe to say that you won't find any posts by Sam Deathstalker in there. Now even one granule of a Sam Deathwalker post has more parts per million of pure condensed retardedness than a screenshot storyboard put together by Fansy the PK Bard. Thus I'm not quite sure what you're looking for, because reading through this thread, I've certainly been exposed to more retard then the volunteers at the Special Olympics (I'm going to hell now). I guess the only way to push this over the top is for Ayachamo to begin defiling the chick on Sammy's sig by airtighting her with Ayachamo Brand (tm) tubsteaks.

02-12-2003, 08:32 AM	#376 (permalink)
Kaylum <>X<> Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: FL Posts: 193 -2 Internets	hey sam, ive killed the sleeper. in one hit, with one character. thats several million dps. can you beat that? and yes, i created and controled the character, no ebay involved. so does that settle this pathetic arguement of yours? i win. what did i win? oh right, nothing, because we werent competing for anything, and no one gives a fuck.

02-12-2003, 03:29 PM	#382 (permalink)
nozflubber Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 62 -1 Internets	According to the tests that just came in from Coronado, this thread contains 89.56 % RickShaw, and has a 95.12 % likeliness of being Hall of Fame.

02-12-2003, 04:12 PM	#383 (permalink)
Worfless Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,680 +3 Internets	we need more retardation to send it to the rickshaw hall of fame, get cracking boys

02-12-2003, 04:28 PM	#384 (permalink)
Buzze Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: SATX Posts: 311 +0 Internets	A level of retardness like no one has seen before.

02-12-2003, 06:06 PM	#388 (permalink)
nozflubber Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 62 -1 Internets	Good Defensive Practice is churning it it's grave ATM

02-12-2003, 06:24 PM	#390 (permalink)
nozflubber Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 62 -1 Internets	No, I'm from the States, but I just happen to be Amish. I'm a bad, bad, Mennonite

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