Who has the top single person burst DPS server wide?

[Sam DeathWalker]

I posted Ubers comments about Thudd on the Rath Board to see what their position is pursuant to a sinlge FoH member being superior to Thudd.


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Sure if someone logs on a 2nd toon and camps the cleric in case things go bad I can see no extra lootz.

I find it hard to belive that if someone is running 2 toons compleltly and contributing the exact same that 2 seperate people do they dont get a larger share of the loot (they do have twice as many toons to equip, twice as many spells to buy). I am sure there has been some long arguments on this point. So all these multiboxer in FoH as just so loyal to the guild that they are willing to let PHATZ LOOTZ go to someone else doing less work killing the mobs.... I really have to wonder on that one.....

[Worfless]

If Furor or anyone in FoH or anyone reading this has a SS of you or anyone soloing (meaning you can use as many toons as you can control in game at one time) a level 66 plus mob lets see it.

i have some leet emulator pics. by your, and i use this term loosely, "logic" that counts as i win

i claim the title, i have the highest DPS and i can solo anything no matter what lvl because i can but stuff on the internet, and did you know there is PORN on here! kkthxla~

[Uber Uberest ~Rathe]

I have to goto bed, but Sam I hope by the time you come back down to reality you realize what a fucking moron you are.

[Sam DeathWalker]

Ya I am out to have to drink some coffee and kill 20 more FG's to get 14percent of a level so I am on track to level all my guys to be in shape for the pvp event against a top Ranger on sullon sunday.

[Heh]

sam go to SZNJA for a min and read one of the posts near the top directed to you and respond we eagerly await your input

[frott]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
I posted Ubers comments about Thudd on the Rath Board to see what their position is pursuant to a sinlge FoH member being superior to Thudd.


http://pub6.ezboard.com/ftherathetravelagencyfrm50.showMessage?topicID=496 .topic



Sure if someone logs on a 2nd toon and camps the cleric in case things go bad I can see no extra lootz.

I find it hard to belive that if someone is running 2 toons compleltly and contributing the exact same that 2 seperate people do they dont get a larger share of the loot (they do have twice as many toons to equip, twice as many spells to buy). I am sure there has been some long arguments on this point. So all these multiboxer in FoH as just so loyal to the guild that they are willing to let PHATZ LOOTZ go to someone else doing less work killing the mobs.... I really have to wonder on that one.....

Hey, hasn't your stance been that since you are one person, you are "soloing"? Looks like you have a problem with it when it comes down to you as one person getting one chance at the loot.

See, because the idea here is that noone fucking needs you to have six chars, when they could get six single boxers and have more control/flexability.

[Furor Planedefiler]

Originally posted by Rexfelis
"Sir, no one would take a super uber level 65 warrior and one computer over 6 computers and 2 level 64 wizards 2 level 55 wizards and 63 cleric and 63 chanter. I would not trade my stuffs for 2 uber greared toons like furors lol..... "

Lemme think: own a toon named Furor, the most infamous character in Everquest whose reputation was forged through sheer ballz and brains...or....own the Apple Dumpling Gang of Inbred-Jeds: Samchoder, Samchowder, Samsaladtosser, Samnewtard, Samwhorebanger and Samalcoholrubber. A sextet whose reputation was forged by displays of, unfortunately, non-lethal virtual Darwinian stupidity.

As for the 6 computers associated with said sextet...I think anyone with sense would steer clear of them on the off chance that one or more of those cheapass boxes required some servicing. Even the remote likelihood of some computer techie recognizing the computers from the incriminating pictures that have been posted, would not be worth the sheer embarrassment that would result if said techie was to make such a connection.

In short, I dare say that "Sam Deathwalker" is not a brand name by which you will find much success in the marketting of cheapass computers, EQ characters, or even sex that you would be willing to pay for.

Sir, you have mutated the trait of idiotic stubborness to a wholey new level

However fortunately:

"...but then again I don't plan on having children..."

That ear-splitting, earth-shaking, deafening roar that you hear is the collective sound of several thousand sighs of relief.

"I can buy amost any toon in everyqest for $2,000."

Seeing as you readily pay for stinky, yeasty whore-sex, paying for an EQ account must be much more palatable...but do you scrub your monitor and keyboard with rubbing alcohol afterwards?

"Offer to swap me the 3 best FoH toons and their computers for my toons and set up and I would take the opportunity to decline."

The worst part about the above, is that at some point you have to wake up and face the reality: Sammangina, Samalchoholdouser and Samthumbinmyass =/= Fansy.

"Its possible right now a guild would perfer a toon like furors to my 6, but when all hit 65 and have some AA points I will be way more valuable."

You would be more valuable as Soilent Green. However here is where you and the concept of lucidity miss each other: Furor is only valuable because the fucker playing him happens to be a very smart and very funny fucker. On the other hand, the fucker playing Samnobgobbler, Samturdburgler, Samcockgargler, Sampipsmoker, Samcumgurgler and Samshitbubbleblower is the diametric, Bizarro-world opposite of someone like Furor. In short, you have actually proved the contradictory theorem that more can be less.

"It unfair to compare because 6 toons are so clearly better that its "unfair". Just admit thta 6 toons are better than 1 toon and move on..... geezzz"

What's "unfair" is the one-sidedness of this battle of text unfolding before our eyes. If this was an actual, physical beating, the sheer, overwhelming magnitude of the beating would force the very essence of your genetic material to be pounded in upon itself such that space-time would collapse and result in some long-lost, but assuredly dim, ancestor of yourself having his existence snuffed out, which in turn would move another, yet slightly less dim, tard into the position of village/clan/cavedweller idiot, which would have a hitherto unknown, and possibly negative, impact upon our lives.

"but then again I don't plan on having children"

Jesus...despite the reassurance that phrase brings, your demonstrated lack of sense, coupled with the admissions that you found the use of rubbing alcohol necessary in your stinky-yeast-whore post-coital cleanup makes me worry...did you use condoms or at least submit yourself to a vasectomy long ago?

I'm sure the mixing of your seed with some yeasty-cottage-cheese-whore's eggs = something foretold in the Book of Revelations.

If we had an active suicide meter on this board, that post would be the one that pushed Sam to Defcon 5. An easy 300 bonus points for using Soilent Green. It's people you know...

[Bronyaur]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker


If you perfer one women to 349 thats cool also, I prefer varity but then again I don't plan on having children

Thank God.......

[GarilaXegony]

Tell us about the Hooker's Sam, you are already better than us at EQ. Tell us how you are better than us at real life.

















And doesn't the alcohol sting?

[Destinae]

ahehaehehaehaeh.

Personally I liked the guy in the first few pages who made 'jousting' in EQ PvP sound difficult. Anyone with 2 minutes of free time and less than 300 ping can 'joust'.

Remind me to take an SS of one of our wizards quad kiting four lvl 68 mobs at once for exp. They probably have better burst DPS than your special olympics bobsled team too.

[Abazagaroth]

I posted Ubers comments about Thudd on the Rath Board to see what their position is pursuant to a sinlge FoH member being superior to Thudd.

Who fucking cares?

Take your dumb shit back to SZ and off the rathe, no one likes self-aggrandizing cocksuckers there, no one gives a shit about your comments, and I seriously doubt Thuud gives a shit either, as he doesn't waste hours a day blathering about how superior he is, and just plays the fucking game the way he wants and leaves people alone.

Again, to give the general consensus you will find on our server about this thread and your sad attempt to try and make this about Thuud and not you (gotta love the thread title of "Furor better than Thuud?"):

Who fucking cares?

[Sam DeathWalker]

I asked the question is Furor better than Thuud and the response was the Furor is. Maybe you don't care, then why post. If Thuud dosn't care he wont post, none is forceing anyone to say anything. I am trying to enlist as much support as possible no doubt. Clearly most of the arguments here are against ALL multiboxers and not just me. And one of the poster here clearly came out and said that Furors single toon is superior to all of Thuuds toons put together. If I were Thuud I would take strong exception to that but he might prefer a lower profile or whatever, but its his call, not yours.

The whole concept that one well greared toon is worth more or is better than 6 toons is a slap in the face to all multiboxers.

Is it your position that Furors toon is superior to just my set up or to all multi boxers everywhere? If you belive he is better then all multiboxers then me thuud and other multiboxers should take offense to that, if you belive that some multiboxers are better then furor and furor is just better than me, then lets hear who.

I will grant that there are some who are not into the game for its competitive aspects but all this crap "we don't care who is the best" is junk - this thread has so many views, as does the BotB competion thread that to argue no one cares who is the best is ludercous.

This isn't a hooker thread Ill post more when I get another one (humm been a few months for a new one maybe I should get out more....).

I can understand that there are no 6 boxers in FoH but wehre are the 2 boxers? None around here 2 box on raids? And if they do is anyone suggesting that Furor's toon does more damage to the mob then both of theirs?

Furor posting comments of others is no more then repetition, seems you have run out of things to say.....

At this point I am interested in knowing if you have 2 boxers on raids and if they get more lootz then people playing only one toon.

[RoggOnRathe]

Did we ask you to bring anyone on our server into this?

Did we ask for your obvious attempt to salvage the tatters of your "I R L33T" post that blew up in your face like any one of the ten, 15, 20 guys that pass through your room in the run of a day?

I don't fucking think so.

If not for the fact that you've already been reamed out on these boards with the succession and genital fortitude of a stampede of elephants on viagra, I might feel the need to explain to you exactly why you are the living personification of a sexually transmitted disease.

As it is, I feel the need to post pictures of people eating their own feces to convay to you exactly how truly horriffic it is to even briefly consider the drivel that you have spewed over so many EQ related boards.

As for your porn-a-rama(tm) computer set up; that's very nice. Now, if you could just suspend those monitors just a little bit closer to the head of your bed, and loosen the supporting chains just a tad... do your part to make the world a better place, will ya?

Oh, and I just love how you "don't plan on having children".

At 49 years of age, with 6 monitors strapped to your ceiling above your bed, I think you have found the most effective form of birth control EVER DEVISED BY MAN!

Just to clarify for you, inasmuch as you can glaze over what "soloing" means, I suspect you are forgetting what the implications of the words "plan on" actually mean.

It implys you have *any* degree of choice in the equation. I suspect the last time any part of your body was in any part of a woman's body, the doctors were screaming "push" at your mother.

If only they'd known to tell her to not take the afterbirth home with her...


Love from the Rathe,
Rogg

[Snootay]

ALL U FUROR SALAD TOSSERS ARE JUST FAGS SHOW UP ON OUR SERVER SOMETIME AND WELL PWN UR ASS FAGS PVP IS WHERE THE SHIT IS FAGS AND UR ALL FUCKING FAGS FOR BRAGGING ABOUT UR SKILLZ IN A VIDEO GAME WHAT YES I WAS JUST BRAGGING ABOUT MY PVP SKILLZ WHY FAG HOMO GAY CUNT

[Sam DeathWalker]

Ok let me ask you this. Rate these 3 in order of which has the greater DPS:

1) The entire FoH Guild
2) My six toons
3) A single mana burning wizard

Next rate these three in order of which can kill the higher level mob:

1) The entire FoH Guild
2) My six toons
3) A single mana burning wizard

Then rate these three in order of which is over all superior

1) The entire FoH Guild
2) My six toons
3) A single mana burning wizard


I think it will be clear enough that for the exact same reasons the entire FoH guild can properly claim to be superior to my six toons, I can claim to be superior to a single mana burning wizard.


If you "don't care" then don't post, there are 50 posts in this forum I don't care about do I go and post "I don't care" 50 times in a row.