Who has the top single person burst DPS server wide?

[Sam DeathWalker]

So I say;


I grouped a Forboding Guardian?



Wootzor I Grouped a level 65 mob!!!!!!!!

[Uber Uberest ~Rathe]

So a single mana burning wizard has more DPS than the whole FoH guild cuase you have to take the total guild DPS and divide it by the total number of members.

Ok if the guild wants to calculate the average DPS per person they do this. If they want to calculate Raid DPS they just take the total damage done, the guild never says they solo'd the mob. You're saying you solo a mob with 6 people- How does that make sense. Do you live in some fantasy world were 6 people = one because then I could see it making sense. Oh what a fantasy world, where mullets are cool, being single for life is awesome and people who think 6 = 1 rule the world. Sounds liek a beautiful place.

[Physics Theory]

DKP? Jesus Christ, this cannot be for real. This has to be one of the most creative trolls ever. I simply cannot 49 year old man that hosts images at nationwidemorgage.com can be saying these things.

[Physics Theory]

*cannot believe a

[Rexfelis]

"Sir, no one would take a super uber level 65 warrior and one computer over 6 computers and 2 level 64 wizards 2 level 55 wizards and 63 cleric and 63 chanter. I would not trade my stuffs for 2 uber greared toons like furors lol..... "

Lemme think: own a toon named Furor, the most infamous character in Everquest whose reputation was forged through sheer ballz and brains...or....own the Apple Dumpling Gang of Inbred-Jeds: Samchoder, Samchowder, Samsaladtosser, Samnewtard, Samwhorebanger and Samalcoholrubber. A sextet whose reputation was forged by displays of, unfortunately, non-lethal virtual Darwinian stupidity.

As for the 6 computers associated with said sextet...I think anyone with sense would steer clear of them on the off chance that one or more of those cheapass boxes required some servicing. Even the remote likelihood of some computer techie recognizing the computers from the incriminating pictures that have been posted, would not be worth the sheer embarrassment that would result if said techie was to make such a connection.

In short, I dare say that "Sam Deathwalker" is not a brand name by which you will find much success in the marketting of cheapass computers, EQ characters, or even sex that you would be willing to pay for.

Sir, you have mutated the trait of idiotic stubborness to a wholey new level

However fortunately:

"...but then again I don't plan on having children..."

That ear-splitting, earth-shaking, deafening roar that you hear is the collective sound of several thousand sighs of relief.

"I can buy amost any toon in everyqest for $2,000."

Seeing as you readily pay for stinky, yeasty whore-sex, paying for an EQ account must be much more palatable...but do you scrub your monitor and keyboard with rubbing alcohol afterwards?

"Offer to swap me the 3 best FoH toons and their computers for my toons and set up and I would take the opportunity to decline."

The worst part about the above, is that at some point you have to wake up and face the reality: Sammangina, Samalchoholdouser and Samthumbinmyass =/= Fansy.

"Its possible right now a guild would perfer a toon like furors to my 6, but when all hit 65 and have some AA points I will be way more valuable."

You would be more valuable as Soilent Green. However here is where you and the concept of lucidity miss each other: Furor is only valuable because the fucker playing him happens to be a very smart and very funny fucker. On the other hand, the fucker playing Samnobgobbler, Samturdburgler, Samcockgargler, Sampipsmoker, Samcumgurgler and Samshitbubbleblower is the diametric, Bizarro-world opposite of someone like Furor. In short, you have actually proved the contradictory theorem that more can be less.

"It unfair to compare because 6 toons are so clearly better that its "unfair". Just admit thta 6 toons are better than 1 toon and move on..... geezzz"

What's "unfair" is the one-sidedness of this battle of text unfolding before our eyes. If this was an actual, physical beating, the sheer, overwhelming magnitude of the beating would force the very essence of your genetic material to be pounded in upon itself such that space-time would collapse and result in some long-lost, but assuredly dim, ancestor of yourself having his existence snuffed out, which in turn would move another, yet slightly less dim, tard into the position of village/clan/cavedweller idiot, which would have a hitherto unknown, and possibly negative, impact upon our lives.

"but then again I don't plan on having children"

Jesus...despite the reassurance that phrase brings, your demonstrated lack of sense, coupled with the admissions that you found the use of rubbing alcohol necessary in your stinky-yeast-whore post-coital cleanup makes me worry...did you use condoms or at least submit yourself to a vasectomy long ago?

I'm sure the mixing of your seed with some yeasty-cottage-cheese-whore's eggs = something foretold in the Book of Revelations.

[Alamando]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
So I say;

I grouped a Forboding Guardian?

Wootzor I Grouped a level 65 mob!!!!!!!!

No, you don't say Wootzor. =/

Yes, you say your group killed a mob. In your case, you control the group. If that's your obsession, go for it. But your characters did not solo the mob, because they had assistance from other characters.

If I get five friends and go kick someone's ass, did I solo that person?

[Sam DeathWalker]

You know what I am asking. On a raid if someone in FoH multiboxs does that person get a greater share of the loot than someone who does not multibox? Its not a hard question to answer is it?

[Worfless]

So a single mana burning wizard has more DPS than the whole FoH guild cuase you have to take the total guild DPS and divide it by the total number of members.

no you just don't understand....

you have six characters available to you where as everyone else has one, so lets equal the ratios, multiply furors dps by 6 or just divide yours by 6

i really have just given up on trying to explain anything to you

So a single mana burning wizard has more DPS than the whole FoH guild cuase you have to take the total guild DPS and divide it by the total number of members.

don't call me a fine gentleman.

we have answered your questions, you just don't want to hear the answers so you shut it out, hence the four year old remark. Now you're just changing your question

i don't want to fucking talk to you anymore, you're too dumb, i'd like to pass motion on the fucking moron, its now a fact

you're interrupting my watching of pornography, pls stop

[Uber Uberest ~Rathe]

You fine gentlemen havn't answered my questions does anyone in FoH multibox and how do you award DKP on raids to them.

Theres no DKP in FoH, so plz drive thru with that arguement.

What about other multiboxers, are you saying they are no skill ebay buffons because they have more than one toon? What about that wreaking crew guy on the Rath who is his own guild or something Furor better than him also? Anyone in FoH mutlibox? Does the multiboxer contribute less to the raid then Furor? When you give out DKP points does the multiboxer get points for each toon or for just himself. If he gets it for each toon then you give him more than Furor gets per raid is that correct?

First question- No no one ever said multiboxers were unskilled, but the key word is MULTIBOXER NOT SOLOBOXERS WITH MULTIPLE CHARACTERS ON DIFFERENT COMPUTERS BUT SAME PERSON PLAYING SO ITS 1 PERSON IN MY FANTASY WORLD .

Second Quesiton- I played on the Rathe and Thuud's wrecking crew was 2 people with 6 characters each. he minded his own business in fungus grove and wasnt a fucking moron like you.

Third Question- Yes Furor is better than Thuud.

Fourth Question- NO DKP IN FoH goto afterlife and ask this question.

Quesiton five- SEE ABOVE FUCKTARD.

[Worfless]

Wootzor I Grouped a level 65 mob!!!!!!!!

a feat that countless groups of total strangers have accomplished?

wtg you

its really amazing how fast we all respond to this topic, i hit reload and theres a new page of msgs hidden beneath my porn

[Sam DeathWalker]

Ok no DKP in FoH, are there multi boxers in FoH. And when someone does multibox do they get more loot (no matter what system is used to divide the loot) than someone who does not multibox.

[Uber Uberest ~Rathe]

I'm pretty sure with FoH like most other high end guilds (note guilds and not groups which can solo lvl 65 mobs with a group) guild a certain character for a reason, because they want that character most people multi box to power level themselves. If a cleric is needed at a raid someone with the clerics info may log them in on a 2nd comp to be safe, but they do not receive anything extra, because when your in a guild you do it for the guild not for the loot. Theres a better feeling when you help your guild kill a mob something better than loot. Although youll never know what thats like Sam, so stick to killing Lord Dojo or somehting.

[frott]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
Oh ya "this is raid guild board NO ONE HERE IS INTERESTED IN PVP"

Top post on the first page right now in the general section with 5618 views:

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showt...&threadid=5348

Whats your next argument BotB isnt PvP lol.......

You would lose Botb.

[frott]

Originally posted by Sam DeathWalker
If he has 6 computers and can control all the toons himself sure thats fair. Maybe he would win.... Still using other peoples toons would be like me going to EBay and buying a bunch of high level toons but ya the only rule is that during the fight he controls all the toons by himself.

All you guys are getting way off subject here. If you have a screenshot of you soloing a mob level 66 or better then show it, otherwise you are just arguing off subject. I'v went from DPS (which my pbaoe group has the edge at) to who can kill the highest level mob alone (give those with lower burst dps and those good at pve a better shot). If Furor or anyone in FoH or anyone reading this has a SS of you or anyone soloing (meaning you can use as many toons as you can control in game at one time) a level 66 plus mob lets see it.

Otherwise its just all opinion and everyone has one.

You have many people wishing you didn't exist.
Anyway, yeah, my guild soloed a level 65 mob.

[frott]

Originally posted by Rexfelis

"...but then again I don't plan on having children..."

That ear-splitting, earth-shaking, deafening roar that you hear is the collective sound of several thousand sighs of relief.

Actually that's the sound of several hundred thousand women ovulating.