Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo... - Page 2

Arakkis · 10-14-2009, 07:44 AM

A buddy of mine stole the guitarist of Fuel's gf. She turned out to be a cunt.

The Ancient · 10-14-2009, 07:51 AM

Oh we are doing this? My friend's Girlfriend dumped him for the lead singer of Hot, Hot, Heat.

Ham n Cheese · 10-14-2009, 07:56 AM

Two guys who tour with Muse (they play guitar and drums on tour I believe, not actually part of the band) showed up to my friends afterparty at ACL the year they were there. The showed up in their van and were clearly there just to fuck anyone who would consider them part of Muse. They were real tools, one guy whispered to the other, then he whispered to us "hey bros, any of you got a condom for my boy?" We didn't, but my friend yelled across the field at the host (our other friend) HEY ARTHUR DO YOU HAVE ANY RUBBERS!? Not even saying who they were for.

The dude who asked for his friend flipped the shit. HEY MAN KEEP IT ON THE DL, WTF etc. Like some fucking papparazi was going to jump out of the bushes "muse wannabes bang college chics - tmz". We had some good laughs at their expense until they left after that. Don't think either of them got play.

James · 10-14-2009, 08:12 AM

LOL, the only thing anyone would write about you in a song is "...and then there was this fool that ate the shit out of our ass, and we pissed on his face." You're about as memorable as a fart, and in all the wrong ways. You're about as interesting as a wet fucking turd. On the food chain, you're ranked somewhere below a fucking parasite because you have to convince someone else to carry you. If given the option between fucking a badger and fucking you, 9 out of 10 girls would go for the badger. The 10th girl is dead and has no say in the matter, and you'd still manage to fuck that one up, "Hi, err, my name is err Mippo, err, MY YOU LOOK CLAMMY TONIGHT! ...shit"

You're about as pretty as a train wreck full of retards that have just shit and pissed themselves for the past three hours. You have the intelligence of a fucking rock, and none of the charm. Most people would rather have that rock thrown at their face than be introduced to you, in fact. Your mouth is perfectly formed for one thing, and that thing is sucking dick. Unfortunately for you, the closest you can get to a dick is watching the director's cut of The Watchmen, because your own is far too small to be considered an actual dick. It's more like a big clit. Well, not even a big clit. It's more like a small clit, and your dick is actually a vagina, because you're a pussy. A giant, gaping pussy with all the courage of a fucking gnat.

Speaking of gnats, you're about as well built as a stack of hay. In a wrestling championship, you'd place below last place, managing to find some way to lose to the pimply faced teenager at the fucking concession stand before you even get there. You'd have been there to buy a hotdog to shove up your own ass, since that's the closest thing you'll get to having sex in the next 50 years. Nicole Richie in the depths of her Anorexia is better built than you. You have trouble opening your own car door, preferring instead to sometimes crawl your way to your destination like the pathetic fucking dipshit that you are.

In short, GO FUCK YOURSELF you stupid piece of shit. No one here thinks you're anything but a clueless fucking halfwit.

roger · 10-14-2009, 08:15 AM

wish i still had that old pic when mippo and other vallon zeker's went to a fan fair ,got drunk and waited for him to pass out, and then put some make-up on him.

Ryoz · 10-14-2009, 08:23 AM

My best friend's sister is a supreme band slut. She dated Mikey, bassist from Weezer for a while and up until about 6 months ago Dom, the drummer from Muse. That one lasted probably three years or so. It was fun while it lasted. I wasn't married or locked into a mortgage yet so we took free trips across the country to see their shows when the opportunity presented itself.

I kind of miss it, although I wish there was more vagina. Everyone thinks all bands have chicks ready to put out, but Muse members were all locked into serious relationships so no females really. We'd have girls hanging with us but mainly just to stay backstage. Their eyes and mouths were for musician cock only.

Phoenix · 10-14-2009, 08:59 AM

Yup, Im officially the next Miss Cleo

Eyashusa · 10-14-2009, 09:07 AM

Oh yeah well... my friend's sister is friends with the drummer from the Fray!

Also: posting in a definitely epic thread.

Vagoo · 10-14-2009, 09:15 AM

this thread started with a delusion but is now about name-dropping awful, shit bands. proceed.

Nazbuk · 10-14-2009, 09:28 AM

At my last job I worked with the Ex-wife of the drummer from Wild Cherry. They sang 'Play that funky music white boy'.

While at a G-love and Special Sauce show G-love totally macked on my friends girlfriend. He got pissed and they broke up.

I used to hang out with the guitarest from The Lemonheads/Blake Babies. He's so down to earth I never thought of him as someone who used to be famous.

I lived in the same apartment complex growing up as the black girl on Fringe. I told her not to let fame go to her head and she went all crazy on me. =P

I once got into a thread before it was sent off to the shaw....true story.

James · 10-14-2009, 09:57 AM

I'm sorry, but you guys are doing it all wrong.

Back in 2000 when I was raiding with Fires of Heaven and part of their shadow leadership circle where I basically told Furor every strat and even how to play his warrior, I was living with Danny DeVito, Brian Austin Green, and Tila Tequila.

Well, and this is pretty funny here, one night when I was raiding in EverQuest I blew off sex with Tila Tequila because, well, I had shit to kill. But then after blowing her off, I beat the dragon furiously, and then had sex with her. Brian Austin Green gave me a high five, and jumped right in to hit that shit too. Danny DeVito was in the other room playing A Link to the Past. I think he was stuck on the water temple because he was cursing at it A LOT.

To make a long story short, some of my jizz got on BAG's dick and 9 years later he got Megan Fox pregnant with it, so she's going to have my baby here in a few months. Danny DeVito and I still keep in touch from time to time, but those were some crazy months.

And that's why Aerosmith wrote Dream On.

Ham n Cheese · 10-14-2009, 10:21 AM

Wasn't digging it until the epic final line. excellent ending

Hatorade · 10-14-2009, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

I'm sorry, but you guys are doing it all wrong.

Back in 2000 when I was raiding with Fires of Heaven and part of their shadow leadership circle where I basically told Furor every strat and even how to play his warrior, I was living with Danny DeVito, Brian Austin Green, and Tila Tequila.

Well, and this is pretty funny here, one night when I was raiding in EverQuest I blew off sex with Tila Tequila because, well, I had shit to kill. But then after blowing her off, I beat the dragon furiously, and then had sex with her. Brian Austin Green gave me a high five, and jumped right in to hit that shit too. Danny DeVito was in the other room playing A Link to the Past. I think he was stuck on the water temple because he was cursing at it A LOT.

To make a long story short, some of my jizz got on BAG's dick and 9 years later he got Megan Fox pregnant with it, so she's going to have my baby here in a few months. Danny DeVito and I still keep in touch from time to time, but those were some crazy months.

And that's why Aerosmith wrote Dream On.

Fucking LOL, cool story bro indeed.

Mippo · 10-14-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryoz

Haha, I'm not going to start drilling you until I find out if you honestly believe this.

Let me just say, get Claudio's twitter and have him admit to this shit. Not a fucking bassist, who knows dick about the writing. Musicians do this shit all the time to bang chicks.

The song is not about Claudio, it's about Mic. I don't know who does the writing or what not but I know exactly what that song is about. Just wait a little.

The Ancient · 10-14-2009, 10:39 AM

Your story was complete shit. There was no "Water Temple" in the Link to the Past that shit was from Ocarina of time. And before you say some stupid shit about the dungeon where you have to blow the dam in the light world in order to get in and fight a bulbous octopus thingy, that place was called the "Swamp Palace", so save it, pussy.

10-14-2009, 07:56 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ham n Cheese The sky calls to us Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 12,412 +58 Internets	Two guys who tour with Muse (they play guitar and drums on tour I believe, not actually part of the band) showed up to my friends afterparty at ACL the year they were there. The showed up in their van and were clearly there just to fuck anyone who would consider them part of Muse. They were real tools, one guy whispered to the other, then he whispered to us "hey bros, any of you got a condom for my boy?" We didn't, but my friend yelled across the field at the host (our other friend) HEY ARTHUR DO YOU HAVE ANY RUBBERS!? Not even saying who they were for. The dude who asked for his friend flipped the shit. HEY MAN KEEP IT ON THE DL, WTF etc. Like some fucking papparazi was going to jump out of the bushes "muse wannabes bang college chics - tmz". We had some good laughs at their expense until they left after that. Don't think either of them got play. __________________

10-14-2009, 08:12 AM	#19 (permalink)
James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,383	LOL, the only thing anyone would write about you in a song is "...and then there was this fool that ate the shit out of our ass, and we pissed on his face." You're about as memorable as a fart, and in all the wrong ways. You're about as interesting as a wet fucking turd. On the food chain, you're ranked somewhere below a fucking parasite because you have to convince someone else to carry you. If given the option between fucking a badger and fucking you, 9 out of 10 girls would go for the badger. The 10th girl is dead and has no say in the matter, and you'd still manage to fuck that one up, "Hi, err, my name is err Mippo, err, MY YOU LOOK CLAMMY TONIGHT! ...shit" You're about as pretty as a train wreck full of retards that have just shit and pissed themselves for the past three hours. You have the intelligence of a fucking rock, and none of the charm. Most people would rather have that rock thrown at their face than be introduced to you, in fact. Your mouth is perfectly formed for one thing, and that thing is sucking dick. Unfortunately for you, the closest you can get to a dick is watching the director's cut of The Watchmen, because your own is far too small to be considered an actual dick. It's more like a big clit. Well, not even a big clit. It's more like a small clit, and your dick is actually a vagina, because you're a pussy. A giant, gaping pussy with all the courage of a fucking gnat. Speaking of gnats, you're about as well built as a stack of hay. In a wrestling championship, you'd place below last place, managing to find some way to lose to the pimply faced teenager at the fucking concession stand before you even get there. You'd have been there to buy a hotdog to shove up your own ass, since that's the closest thing you'll get to having sex in the next 50 years. Nicole Richie in the depths of her Anorexia is better built than you. You have trouble opening your own car door, preferring instead to sometimes crawl your way to your destination like the pathetic fucking dipshit that you are. In short, GO FUCK YOURSELF you stupid piece of shit. No one here thinks you're anything but a clueless fucking halfwit. __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

10-14-2009, 08:23 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ryoz Mr. Unlikely Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Harrisburg, PA Posts: 185 -8 Internets	My best friend's sister is a supreme band slut. She dated Mikey, bassist from Weezer for a while and up until about 6 months ago Dom, the drummer from Muse. That one lasted probably three years or so. It was fun while it lasted. I wasn't married or locked into a mortgage yet so we took free trips across the country to see their shows when the opportunity presented itself. I kind of miss it, although I wish there was more vagina. Everyone thinks all bands have chicks ready to put out, but Muse members were all locked into serious relationships so no females really. We'd have girls hanging with us but mainly just to stay backstage. Their eyes and mouths were for musician cock only. __________________ "If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence that you tried." - David Brent Last edited by Ryoz; 10-14-2009 at 08:29 AM..

10-14-2009, 09:07 AM	#23 (permalink)
Eyashusa Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,305	Oh yeah well... my friend's sister is friends with the drummer from the Fray! Also: posting in a definitely epic thread. Last edited by Eyashusa; 10-15-2009 at 11:30 AM..

10-14-2009, 09:15 AM	#24 (permalink)
Vagoo Fires of Heaven WoW Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,832	this thread started with a delusion but is now about name-dropping awful, shit bands. proceed. __________________ the artist formerly known as FuckYou PAL \| DRU \| WLK \| DK \| ROG fires of heaven \| patchtimer.org

10-14-2009, 08:15 AM	#20 (permalink)
roger Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 87	wish i still had that old pic when mippo and other vallon zeker's went to a fan fair ,got drunk and waited for him to pass out, and then put some make-up on him.

10-14-2009, 09:28 AM	#25 (permalink)
Nazbuk MC 900 Foot Jesus Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,142 -8 Internets	At my last job I worked with the Ex-wife of the drummer from Wild Cherry. They sang 'Play that funky music white boy'. While at a G-love and Special Sauce show G-love totally macked on my friends girlfriend. He got pissed and they broke up. I used to hang out with the guitarest from The Lemonheads/Blake Babies. He's so down to earth I never thought of him as someone who used to be famous. I lived in the same apartment complex growing up as the black girl on Fringe. I told her not to let fame go to her head and she went all crazy on me. =P I once got into a thread before it was sent off to the shaw....true story. __________________ Nazbuk -----------

10-14-2009, 09:57 AM	#26 (permalink)
James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,383	I'm sorry, but you guys are doing it all wrong. Back in 2000 when I was raiding with Fires of Heaven and part of their shadow leadership circle where I basically told Furor every strat and even how to play his warrior, I was living with Danny DeVito, Brian Austin Green, and Tila Tequila. Well, and this is pretty funny here, one night when I was raiding in EverQuest I blew off sex with Tila Tequila because, well, I had shit to kill. But then after blowing her off, I beat the dragon furiously, and then had sex with her. Brian Austin Green gave me a high five, and jumped right in to hit that shit too. Danny DeVito was in the other room playing A Link to the Past. I think he was stuck on the water temple because he was cursing at it A LOT. To make a long story short, some of my jizz got on BAG's dick and 9 years later he got Megan Fox pregnant with it, so she's going to have my baby here in a few months. Danny DeVito and I still keep in touch from time to time, but those were some crazy months. And that's why Aerosmith wrote Dream On. __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

10-14-2009, 10:21 AM	#27 (permalink)
Ham n Cheese The sky calls to us Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 12,412 +58 Internets	Wasn't digging it until the epic final line. excellent ending __________________

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