Coheed and Cambria writing about Mippo...

[Astrocreep]

Originally Posted by Mippo

Every single thing I posted is true although I just looked up the dates and it happened in 03, not 04 as I think I had previously posted. I don't have any animosity at all towards Michael, this shit happened over 6 years ago and this thread has gotten a little out of hand.

My goal was never to "out" Michael or Coheed, I was just told by this chick that he wrote about us, although obviously way more about her then me, and thought it was cool because the band is somewhat well known. Out of stupidity I underestimated the lengths the FOH boards take things. Probably due to a lack of sleep.

Whether or not the particular song was influenced by the events is obviously an opinion. I'd say it would be a mighty big coincidence if they weren't related, but the odds are very slim anyone would ever admit it even if it were true. If you liked a girl and she cheated on you, would you admit you wrote songs about her? Most people probably wouldn't.

I do think if I got to hear the rest of that video, the particular story about Orlando, Florida likely revolves around this specific girl. I would take a guess that if he's ranting during a concert, even on drugs, of ALL the chicks he probably has had thrown at him, why tell a story about a chick from 5+ years ago? How some people construed that as me contradicting myself or admitting I lied is beyond me. Nothing I said is a lie.

As I never meant to "out" Michael, there isn't much else to do. Clearly the vast majority of you don't believe anything I'm saying and think I'm delusional and that's fine. It's not like my reputation on the board is any different post-thread then pre-thread. I still stand by my story though and who knows, you guys might get your "confirmation" anyhow.

As Adam Savage from Mythbusters would say. "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"

[Screamfeeder]

Originally Posted by Erronius

Some band from Brisbane naming themselves after Screamfeeder is more believable than this, to be honest.

Those motherfuckers. Time to lawyer up.

[Alamando]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

Those motherfuckers. Time to lawyer up.

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

As your internet attorney I would advise you to retain the services of a real attorney.

That will be $2100.00.

:confuzzled:

[Screamfeeder]

Originally Posted by Alamando

:confuzzled:

Well obviously I'm not going to go pro se. Gotta give those thieving Aussies a chance.

EDIT - BTW I'm pretty sure I see Mippo everyday. I know I have seen him at least a couple times driving past the BJJ place on Mills. I'll say Hi next time.

[manslayer]

Just sort of randomly stumbled into this thread and actually read it in its entirety. AMAZING!

[Grimmlokk]

Originally Posted by Mippo

Out of stupidity I underestimated the lengths the FOH boards take things.

You must be new here. There's hooves and angry firemen and ladyboy lawyers that can fill you in.

[AtwaKom]

Hai, System of a Down wrote this song about me. No wait, they got it from Charles Manson who named his environmental group about me...



I can't give Mippo anymore negs =(

[Mippo]

Originally Posted by Screamfeeder

Well obviously I'm not going to go pro se. Gotta give those thieving Aussies a chance.

EDIT - BTW I'm pretty sure I see Mippo everyday. I know I have seen him at least a couple times driving past the BJJ place on Mills. I'll say Hi next time.

Yeah, I've been training Gracie Barra Jiu-Jitsu for over 5 years now. I started at the original school on Colonial near Mills. At the time it was the only Jiu-Jitsu / MMA school in Orlando so all of the fighters trained there. That's how I know all of the UFC fighters from Orlando. You can probably find me mentioning the fact that I know / have trained with several UFC fighters and getting called delusional if you search past posts. Most of Afterlife thought I was delusional and constantly made fun of me and my "delusional" UFC friends. Oh well, ignorance is bliss. The irony here is that people that finally meet realize that my "outrageous" stories are actually truthful, including this one.

Ironically, I was out drinking with Seth Petruzelli tonight but who knows, it might have just been another one of my delusions! Hell, I don't even know why I've spent years training Jiu-Jitsu and MMA when I could simply be an internet tough guy which is 10 times cooler. Why stop there, I could even be an NFL player like Utnayan! Man, now that I think about it, I'm obviously wasting my time at the Jiu-Jitsu school.

However, if you do stop in and say hi, I'd be more then happy to prove the story in this thread Then you can post it and get called delusional as well. It would be grand~

[Grooverider]

Dude, you are such a fucking prick.

[Neferata]

God, Mippo. You have fucking perfected doucheyness. Every time I call someone a douche from this point forward I'll be comparing them to you in my mind. You and your pouty-lipped, gigantic 4-foot tall spikey-haired 10 gallon bucket of a head. You are literally the epitome of the word. It really bothers me knowing that someone like you can exist. Man, I mean how do people end up like you? Is it nature? Is it nurture? You are such a douchebag, and I don't mean that in the "man that guy is a jerk!" kind of way. I mean that in the "man, that guy is just completely unaware of how other people view him" kind of way.

It's not that you're delusional, you fucking nitwit. Everything you claim on these forums could be 100% true and you would still be a gigantic douche for posting it. In fact, in a way it might be even worse if it all were true. I actually think it might make you more of a douche if these things were true and you felt the need to come here and tell us all about them completely unsolicited. Nobody gives a fuck about your real life you fucking imbecile. The fact that you seemingly don't realize this is why everyone hates you. The only reason people ever respond to your posts is because they're fucking dumbfounded that something as douchey as you is even allowed to exist.

Unfortunately for you there is no cure for this. Once a person is as broken and completely removed from reality as you are, there is no going back, and to normal, intelligent adults you can hardly even be considered a person. No opinion you have on any subject will be of any value to a normal person. You're like a piece of furniture that makes noise. I have no doubt you will completely misinterpret this entire post in the douchiest way possible. You can't help it. You're a talking ottoman. You might as well not even exist. In fact we would all appreciate it if you ceased to.

[Astrocreep]

was gonna say lock this thread up and send it home to the RRHOS but it looks like Mippo hasnt finished digging that hole to china yet.

[bofa]

You're like a piece of furniture that makes noise.

You're a talking ottoman

A+ sir...A+

[Ham n Cheese]

I like the guy who gave the claudio account +internets and wrote this

Assuming this is really you... you guys are awesome live

lol. I'm sure he really appreciates that

[The Ancient]

I'll never forget the first time I met Mippo. The world erupted into colors like you've never seen. An angelic choir began singing the most harmonious melody, and Pro Mixed Martial Artist Seth Petruzelli came forward to instruct me on how to properly adress him. That was the last I remember.

I awoke to the noisy bustle of the city around me. I inspected my pants and discovered sometime during the event I had both soiled myself and orgasmed. I went home to shower, head still struggling to comprehend what I had been witness to. It was there in the shower I discovered the mark. Just above my left ass cheek there was Mippo's name, burnt forever into my flesh.

MIPPO. Please let me bask in your glory once again, my life has been emptiness since that day!

[Soygen]

Originally Posted by Mippo

Ironically, I was out drinking with Seth Petruzelli tonight but who knows, it might have just been another one of my delusions!

Finally. Something I can believe.