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Old 11-02-2002, 03:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"Was" drunk, just 15 minutes ago?

Hate to break it to you, but you don't go from blaming your inane spam on drunkenness to not being drunk at all a few minutes later.

Therefore, we'll just call you on being a dumbass and thinking you're being funny for copying and pasting insults into someone's thread, effectively ruining it.
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:20 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I would still like to add that by "bang", we all mean "merciless post-wedding reception, drunken, hate-how-rotten-and-sinful-you-are-in-the-morning, make-Quineloe-proud" type of banging.
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Ok you ignorant fucktard, YOU try mixing henn and coke in a pitcher, drinking it all in under 10 minutes, drinking a fourth of it each chug, and then tell me you don't FUCKING FALL LIKE A BRICK when you're almost sober again. Just try it buddy. I'm still a little drunk, but the point is now I'm sober enough to realize how much of a dumbass I made out of myself on this thread, so I edited the things I posted earlier.

I'm not gonna post on this thread anymore, so just forget it goddamnit.
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You have been pwned

So you're saying that you were so drunk you almost fell over like a brick but you were able to type and post all of that stupid crap?
On top of that you must be one lonely motherfucker to be drinking Henny at lunch time. What? Nobody wanted to play with you and your big black corvette? So sad, Well at least you did the right thing getting drunk and copy-pasting someone elses flame.

You are more than a dumbass

You are a fucking idiot.
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I would still like to add that by "bang", we all mean "merciless post-wedding reception, drunken, hate-how-rotten-and-sinful-you-are-in-the-morning, make-Quineloe-proud" type of banging.
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:31 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Re: You have been pwned

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So you're saying that you were so drunk you almost fell over like a brick but you were able to type and post all of that stupid crap?
On top of that you must be one lonely motherfucker to be drinking Henny at lunch time. What? Nobody wanted to play with you and your big black corvette? So sad, Well at least you did the right thing getting drunk and copy-pasting someone elses flame.

You are more than a dumbass

You are a fucking idiot.
Ok you fucking idiot. First off, I can tell you've never been drunk before just by the "fell over like a brick" thing. Fucking idiot, whenever someone says that it just means how fast they return to being sober again, ok fucking idiot? Got that fucking idiot?

And hey fucking idiot, it's not lunchtime, it's dinnertime fucking idiot. I had nothing to do today fucking idiot, so I decided to chug some henn, is that ok with you fucking idiot? Want me to tell you each event of the day of my life you fucking idiot? Ok fucking idiot, walking into the other room to get some water. Ok back fucking idiot. Now typing you fucking idiot. That better for ya you fucking idiot?

Oh and hey you fucking idiot, not all people's typing skills are impaired when they're drunk you fucking idiot. Ever think of that you fucking idiot? And as far as me not having anyone to play with in my Big Black Corvette, I have a wife that fullfills my "playing" needs, something that you probably envy, you fucking idiot.

Did I forget to mention you're a fucking idiot?
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Re: Re: You have been pwned

Right.

It's blatantly obvious through evidence of your maturity that you DO INDEED have a job that affords you luxuries such as a new Corvette.

How could anyone have doubted that? I mean, really.
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Look at me! I can take pictures from E-bay and pretend I own the car!









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Old 11-02-2002, 03:46 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, and I'm unpwnable you fucking pussy.

Wanna test me? Bring your car so I can race you and beat you in the race, bet $1000 on the race(or the car), I'll key your car up, slash your tires, and take anything from it I want. Ofcourse this, along with beating the shit out of you physically. I'll be waiting for your bitch ass - Here's the place I'm staying at right now:

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Old 11-02-2002, 03:50 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, and I'm unpwnable you fucking pussy.

Wanna test me? Bring your car so I can race you and beat you in the race, bet $1000 on the race(or the car), I'll key your car up, slash your tires, and take anything from it I want. Ofcourse this, along with beating the shit out of you physically. I'll be waiting for your bitch ass - Here's the place I'm staying at right now:

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Right. I'm quoting this.

That way, you can't edit your post and not make yourself look like an incredible moron.
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Old 11-02-2002, 03:52 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Right. I'm quoting this.

That way, you can't edit your post and not make yourself look like an incredible moron.
You can't edit in the rickshaw. Who's the incredible moron now, moron?

And why not take a drive down here? You'll see that I DO own a corvette, and once you arrive you'll see that I DO own you too, you little faggot. You're scared you little faggot. Fucking pussy.
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Old 11-02-2002, 04:02 PM   #27 (permalink)
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The level 65 title was changed from Elder Grandmaster to Transcendent.

Might want to fix your sig.
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Old 11-02-2002, 04:04 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I don't think that most people care about whether or not you really own a Corvette. That's the part you don't get. In fact, most people probably think it's pretentious to go around bragging about how awesome your car is. You could even take it further and say that you are obviously trying to make up for some other inadequacy by bragging about the car you own. Not that I have a problem with owning a sports car, that's a nice car man. You could take it even further yet, and say that bragging about how much you drank on a message board full of strangers is infinitely more pitiful than bragging to a friend about how much you can drink. Hell, you could say it's downright shameful!

Also, I like the way you so effectively employ the word "fuck". You seem to have it down pat, bravo!
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Old 11-02-2002, 04:07 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2002, 04:15 PM   #30 (permalink)
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*insert sounds of Unleashed shitting a brick and crying*

God knows why he has the little logo in the bottom right of the picture of his Corvette? Is that you fucking idiot club symbol? Or did you not waste the time cropping in when you CUT-PASTED that as well? Obviously you can't think up and insult yourself with stealing it from some fucktards web site and have to make believe you have a Corvette.. Lets not mention the noon drinking =)

Once again. Say it with me.

YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
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