DeathWalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW! Go to Page 100 For Surprise!

[Erronius]

I am not. however, all about blasting you for your incompetence, Sam. I'll offer suggestions and tips if I can. We try, but most advice you scoff at and ignore for lack of "proofs" or something similar. But what I am about to tell you, might seriously turn this around for you.

























Have you tried Cinnamilk yet, Sam?

[Yari_Arkanum]

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Don't Hurt me. I've never made a movie!

[lenore]

This is AoEing, Sam. And this was done like three years ago, pre-TBC.

[glostylez]

For my 100th post I wanted something special. Unfortunately all I got was a very small sample of Sam doing the PVE

Don't get too excited all I did was condense 10 or so minutes of following Sam into a 7 minute video. I sped it up when he was taking forever to rez and standing around, other then that there is no editing at all.

[GrobbeeTrull2.0]

Damn you guys. I'm still uploading my video to YouTube. How to be faster?! It's my 65 Priest questing and killing a mob every 16 seconds for 6:15. Faster than sam, anyway!

[The Ancient]

Originally Posted by glostylez

For my 100th post I wanted something special. Unfortunately all I got was a very small sample of Sam doing the PVE

Don't get too excited all I did was condense 10 or so minutes of following Sam into a 7 minute video. I sped it up when he was taking forever to rez and standing around, other then that there is no editing at all.

This might be a little bit late, but there is no longer any question in my mind. Sam is retarded in the medical sense. He obviously possesses the capacity to use the internet and type (albiet not well) and he understand our money system well enough to figure out he can buy sex with money, but he definitely doesn't possess the faculties of a normal human being. Thankfully reaching this conclusion goes a long way towards preventing my brain from hemorhagging every time I read his posts.

But...I'm leaning back towards supporting euthanizing retarded fetuses. Look at what we get as a result. Look at what the world could be spared.

[SalaciousTunare]

Originally Posted by glostylez

For my 100th post I wanted something special. Unfortunately all I got was a very small sample of Sam doing the PVE

Don't get too excited all I did was condense 10 or so minutes of following Sam into a 7 minute video. I sped it up when he was taking forever to rez and standing around, other then that there is no editing at all.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to glostylez again."

TWO MOB KILLS PER MINUTE rofl yeah right. More like 2 mob kills per 10 minutes.

So there you have it Sam. We can take all your bragging and theory crafting as gospel, or we can watch frapsed game footage of you failing miserably.

My favorite part of this video, is the part where your shaman are warstomping and chain healing before Glostylez has even come near you.

[aznpinktuv]

hey sam...

5 minutes, i killed more mobs then you did in an hour !

Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 585 experience.
22:23:25> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:23:26> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 575 experience.
22:23:28> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:23:29> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 573 experience.
22:24:01> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:24:01> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 515 experience.
22:24:11> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:24:11> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 573 experience.
22:24:23> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:24:23> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 549 experience.
22:24:30> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:24:31> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 537 experience.
22:24:49> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:24:49> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 539 experience.
22:24:57> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:24:58> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 575 experience.
22:25:11> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:25:11> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 549 experience.
22:25:26> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:25:27> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 549 experience.
22:26:01> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:26:01> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 561 experience.
22:26:07> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:26:08> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 573 experience.
22:26:14> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:26:14> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 540 experience.
22:26:48> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:26:48> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 549 experience.
22:26:57> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:26:57> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 585 experience.
22:26:58> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:26:59> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 537 experience.
22:27:33> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Crusher]!
22:27:34> [Boulderfist Crusher] died.
Boulderfist Crusher dies, you gain 540 experience.
22:27:48> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:27:48> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 549 experience.
22:27:53> [Holymoalface] has slain [Boulderfist Mystic]!
22:27:54> [Boulderfist Mystic] died.
Boulderfist Mystic dies, you gain 585 experience.

[Chrisb3]

He wanted to see evidence, but didn't realize that 2 mobs/minute is THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM you should hit in a populated spot when grinding.

Some classes can hit 4-6 a minute easily when doing one at a time.

[Chrisb3]

I think that 1 Mob every 15 seconds is fairly normal for an equal level mob at any level.

[GrobbeeTrull2.0]

There we go, Sam. Here's a video I JUST MADE, for you. Here is the kill count, that you can watch. Enjoy.

23 mobs die in 6:15. That's one kill per 16.304 seconds. Also, faster than you. AND I'm finishing a quest!

Kill count in spoilers

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

0:19
0:25
0:48
1:01
1:07
1:23
1:55
2:08
2:13
2:34
2:45
3:04
3:18
3:37 (offscreen)
3:50
4:18
4:34
5:04
5:16
5:41
5:47
6:09 (offscreen)
6:15

[Laven]

Those vids are great guys, until sam actually does something with his gimpsquad I here by claim any of sams inane claims to be completely unoffical. Meaning he IS NOT THE BEST PRE 66, sorry sam but your not youll never be the best at anything in this game except for of course being the worst and last at everything. Its not our fault you choose to do what you do with all those characters at once, millions of wow players can handle 36 characters better then you, has it been proven? no but you arent proving that youre doing it right either.

[Lejina Bloodbath]

Originally Posted by Sam DeathWalker

A bit over 2 mobs a minute. Thats 1200/min or 72000/hour.

Hate to break it to you, but there's 60 seconds in a minute.

It also shows 11 mobs killed over 20 seconds, as well as 4 mintues with no kills. Thats kinda how aoe works ....

Uh, are you even drinking/eating? To go from 1hp/1mana to full takes 30sec. So we're looking at a maximum of 30sec of downtime between fights.

A protadin should have no downtime aoe'ing, unless you're doing large ass groups of mobs (9 mobs isn't) and you need to burn more mana to kill them faster, in such situation the cockblock is the respawn rate, but in your case a lack of mobs to kill isn't the issue. By dancing between seals you can keep your health and mana to full while fighting. Hell, I remember in the 60s, it was faster to regen mana/hp by pulling 3-4 mobs and play with seals than by sitting down and eating/drinking.

Even if you run out of mana between pulls, 4minutes of downtime makes no god damn sense. Drink water, this isn't EQ.

Do you open your spellbook to meditate?

[Tolin]

The thing that blows my mind is Sam doesn't really think about anything in terms of efficiency. If he were to instance grind his lvl 11s to say, 44 in a few hours, they wouldn't die nearly as often.

Now he'll reply "Well, I'm not lvling my other guys when I'm instance grinding lol". But, he fails to realize that if his guys weren't dying every pull, forcing him to spend 5 minutes hitting all the keys on the keyboard in hopes of getting a rez, those 5-6 hours he'd spending getting them 44 would be FAR less then the amount of time he's wasting rezing his guys every pull. So even though Sam, you wouldn't be leveling your 66 paladin, you would be saving time in the long run .

[Quineloe]

Is Sam actually controlling 36 characters? I disagree. Most of the time he is not controlling all of his characters. He just has 36 characters logged in at a time.