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Old 06-09-2009, 11:21 PM   #736 (permalink)
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You guys can bable all you want but the simple fact is that I basically won EQ. I was killed 1000 times more in eQ then I have been in WoW and still basically won in the end. This guy is some amature ganker that wouldn't last 2 days on the old SZ, the hardest server in any game to level up upon.

This is cake by comparison.

Professional means Ill put in way way more hours playing (i.e. 40 hours a week over the year) then you will. Amature is like 10-20 hours a week.

I have a life outside the game but because I already won at life I can play when I choose not when someone else chooses ....
i love how you put "basically" in there. You didn't win anything jackass. You spent like 12 years sitting in your basement screwing ugly whores playing by yourself because nobody fucking liked you.

You're old; You're creepy as fuck; And the only thing you did win is a best case scenario of avoiding aids thus far.

Professional by any real definition does not mean playing more than someone in terms of hours. It means learning the trade you are interested in and becoming an expert in it. I dare say that your only real accomplishment in EQ was to become the biggest douche bag game wide. Seriously. Do you really sit here and fucking think you accomplished something????

We've looked at your Magelo gear for your characters and by any real stats comparisons to people past and present, your shit is lacking hardcore. Most of your guys are in either crafted items or bazaar bought which in EQ pretty much means jack shit. It means you never fucking touched even a 5th of any real content.

In terms of PVP your claim to fame was burst dps in EQ which amounting to you ganking either solo people or 1-2 man groups. Big FUCKING DEAL Sam. Against any raid force you were slow as fuck then and you are slow as fuck now. Video after video shows you getting raped by even the most mediocre of single player persons or groups both in EQ and WoW.

And now in WoW you are trying to prove once again just how much of a fucking total idiot you are. I mean really. You haven't pioneered jack shit, your characters level slower than two old people fucking waiting to die on life support in some backwoods nursing home, and people prove to you over and over just how much of a stupid fuck you really are.

Your rebuttals are nothing short of weak pathetic attempts at grasping to something that you just aren't fucking good at. Take my advice. Quit Online Gaming, move out of your parent's basement, get a fucking tan, and stop fucking whores. Sooner or later your going to pickup a whore with some nasty disease whos going to do you in for good.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:34 PM   #737 (permalink)
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I see that you feel you have to be higher level then I am to stand a chanch against me. Why didn't you stay at 60 like you were months ago? Cause you know you'll get slaughtered if you are the same level as I am. So much for yur pvp skillz being better then mine.
The differences between you and I are many but the important one here is the fact I never claimed to be good. I didn't make any type of promises. I realize I am just a guy playing a video game. You don't see me shouting to anyone that will listen about how fabulous I am and how I have won this or that or even that I am the best in the world or any of the many other ridiculous claims you make.

I'm just a guy that got sick of your attention whoring and decided to roll over you a few times. That would have been the end of it but you carry on calling everyone out. While everyone else may have something better to do I find running over that huge ego of yours one of the funner things to do in the game these days.

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Although today was a fight without others around and you can say what you will last night there were way to many others involved to claim anything, you claim that you took 2 80's yet dont mention the 34K HP guy with you and the other level 80 allience.
I only died one time last night and there was nobody around but myself and a pair of horde 80s when it happened. I claim I took one 80, a hunter that must have learned how to play the game from watching you or something. The mage that was there with you all night attacked me, the hunter(I was camping while waiting for you to come back) rezzed and didn't even call his pet before he jumped in. Stupid.

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You guys can bable all you want but the simple fact is that I basically won EQ. I was killed 1000 times more in eQ then I have been in WoW and still basically won in the end. This guy is some amature ganker that wouldn't last 2 days on the old SZ, the hardest server in any game to level up upon.
I don't think anyone is arguing that wow is hard, all I see is people laughing at you for how hard you make it look. You did just as much in EQ as you have done in wow, spend a bunch of money to look silly and never accomplish a thing. The fact that you were killed 1000s of times more in that game then you were in wow doesn't mean you somehow won, it just means you sucked as bad or worse then you do at wow. The good news is you still have plenty of time to die many more thousands of times before this game dies and you can claim victory!

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Professional means Ill put in way way more hours playing (i.e. 40 hours a week over the year) then you will. Amature is like 10-20 hours a week.
You don't get paid nor is playing wow considered a learned profession. You are a guy paying to play a video game, there is not a single part of this that can remotely be considered professional. Perhaps you meant to say that you are training to some day become a professional which would make you what? That's right, you are in fact an amateur(that is how you spell the word btw). Find a sponsor that will pay you to have a team of gimps run around HP and then you can be a professional. I wish you luck, if you can get someone to sponsor that I'm sure I can get one of their competitors to sponsor me sitting on your corpses all night.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:46 PM   #738 (permalink)
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Sam always says that to be the best, one must be able to "solo" kill the most powerful PvE mob.

Ok, Sam. Here is your competition:

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Someone has 10-boxed Flame Leviathan in Ulduar-10. People are running marathons with their multiboxing skills while you are still trying to learn to tie your shoes.

You haven't even gotten to level 80 with a single character in over a year of playing. The thing you keep reminding people of is that leveling in WoW is like "EQ Easy Mode" but you have even failed to level anything. EVERYONE has a level 80 character in this game. Many people have 5, 10, or 20 of them. You're right, it is easy to level in WoW. That's why nobody cares about your leveling process. You're pretending that it's some difficult journey, but if you had any sense you could have had 30 level 80s in the time it has taken you to get a handful to 60.

The game is played in instances, whether it's PvP or PvE. You have yet to accomplish a single PvP or PvE feat. Why don't you take 20 of your level 60 characters into Zul'Gurub and get just a small taste of the real game? Then when you're 80, take five of your best characters and make an arena team. See how you fare, and show off your awesome PvP Skillz.
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Old 06-09-2009, 11:55 PM   #739 (permalink)
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The game is played in instances, whether it's PvP or PvE. You have yet to accomplish a single PvP or PvE feat. Why don't you take 20 of your level 60 characters into Zul'Gurub and get just a small taste of the real game? Then when you're 80, take five of your best characters and make an arena team. See how you fare, and show off your awesome PvP Skillz.
Please make a ZG video Sam. I'm talking about from the time you enter until you give up, that would be one of the most hilarious videos of all time.

Awhile back he was talking about that was how he was going to level when he got everyone to 60, he was going to gather up the whole instance and aoe them all. I would actually pay to see that, maybe this is how he plans to be a professional!
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Old 06-10-2009, 01:28 AM   #740 (permalink)
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I see that you feel you have to be higher level then I am to stand a chanch against me. Why didn't you stay at 60 like you were months ago? Cause you know you'll get slaughtered if you are the same level as I am. So much for yur pvp skillz being better then mine.
We see that you feel you have to have more characters than your enemy deos to stand achance against them. Why don't you play just 1 character instead of 31? Caues you know you'll get slaughtered if the numbers are equal. So much for yur pvp skillz being better than anyone elses.

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dumbass posts bullshit once again. Words lose their meaning when he opens his mouth.
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Old 06-10-2009, 02:02 AM   #741 (permalink)
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First as to EQ1, I can EASY beat ANY other single person when I stopped playing.

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SHOW ONE person in EQ that could take that force at that time. Link any single persons characters at that time and I would tear them completly apart, even the dumbest theorycrafter can see that. Videos show me losing in EQ? Umm..

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If someone beat me in EQ1 then say their name and link their toons.

Now as to wow, the only person who could possibly beat me is prepared, his shaman have been at 70 for 6-8 months now .... I dont see anyone claimin he levels slowly.

Ya I could have leveled faster, no doubt, but Im having fun so whats the rush. Lots of people zoom out of the gate, burn out and leave. I'm here and I'v got time.

The simple fact is to be the best you need more then one character. And yes he who can kill the strongest pve mob is the best; right now millions are ahead of me but I gain strenght every day.

Seems that anyone who puts more then 40 hours a week into something can call it a job, which makes them professional. What the person who puts in the LESS time is the professional and the one who puts in more time is the amature?

I think I need to be 50 to get into a raid instance but frankly the mobs Iv seen so far in this game are nothing.

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Ya it takes a raid to beat me.... that just kinda makes my argument now dosn't it.

Don't get me wrong, I won EQ but I am like what 5 millionth in WoW still ... I have a long way to go but as stated my strenght grows daily.
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You can't find 20 people who have killed Hodas:

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Old 06-10-2009, 03:05 AM   #743 (permalink)
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First as to EQ1, I can EASY beat ANY other single person when I stopped playing.

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SHOW ONE person in EQ that could take that force at that time. Link any single persons characters at that time and I would tear them completly apart, even the dumbest theorycrafter can see that. Videos show me losing in EQ? Umm..

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If someone beat me in EQ1 then say their name and link their toons.

Now as to wow, the only person who could possibly beat me is prepared, his shaman have been at 70 for 6-8 months now .... I dont see anyone claimin he levels slowly.

Ya I could have leveled faster, no doubt, but Im having fun so whats the rush. Lots of people zoom out of the gate, burn out and leave. I'm here and I'v got time.

The simple fact is to be the best you need more then one character. And yes he who can kill the strongest pve mob is the best; right now millions are ahead of me but I gain strenght every day.

Seems that anyone who puts more then 40 hours a week into something can call it a job, which makes them professional. What the person who puts in the LESS time is the professional and the one who puts in more time is the amature?

I think I need to be 50 to get into a raid instance but frankly the mobs Iv seen so far in this game are nothing.



Ya it takes a raid to beat me.... that just kinda makes my argument now dosn't it.

Don't get me wrong, I won EQ but I am like what 5 millionth in WoW still ... I have a long way to go but as stated my strenght grows daily.



First off. Learn to spell you stupid cunt. Why don't you post all the images of your team failing over and over in EQ.

The simple fact is you don't get it. It won't take a raid to beat you. Hell it took 1 guy to decimate your little diatribe over and over in WoW. You think its going to be any different when you finally get to 80 in 2016?

You're a wannabe asshat who just doesn't have a clue. The simple fact that you think all the instance raid bosses are nothing proves just how little you really know about this game. Why don't you stroll into Ulduar and see just how far you get. Oh wait. You can't. Ok lets make this a little bit easier for your level.

Go get Molten Core Attuned. It shouldn't be too terribly hard for you to do so. I've been two manning it with a rogue for about 6 months now so i know that given your level of almost 60 it should be quite a challenge for you still.

Once you get there lets see if you get past the first bridge. If you can manage that without some weird explanation and actually down a boss that will earn you a +internet.

If you cannot however then delete all your characters and go back to EQ.

All these people give you advice and you spit it back in our faces pretending that you know better. Wow PVP is NOT EQ PVP. The mechanics are different in almost every way and quite frankly whats left of it is Arena. Unless Blizzard opens up a new 31 man arena (doubtful); You are going to be left with World PVP or Large Instanced PVP which lets face it, people have already proven you are just to fucking slow and stupid to even attempt it.

If i wasn't afraid of being locked down for a few months id transfer to your server and smash your face in myself. Hell. I might just move my lock over to be your own personal poltergeist.
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Old 06-10-2009, 03:06 AM   #744 (permalink)
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Old 06-10-2009, 04:59 AM   #745 (permalink)
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First off. Learn to spell you stupid cunt.

If i wasn't afraid of being locked down for a few months id transfer to your server and smash your face in myself. Hell. I might just move my lock over to be your own personal poltergeist.
Roll a dk on that server. It takes a couple hours to get to 60 but you can start killing some of his characters right then. If a couple people team up they can probably take his whole squad at that level.

I have a little alt guild on that server if anyone wants an invite.
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Old 06-10-2009, 05:47 AM   #746 (permalink)
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Ya it takes a raid to beat me....
Your own force is a raid, you twit. It doesn't matter what grouping gymnastics you do, you run with a raid. It's not like people needed 50 to kill your 20 or anything, rather people needed 10 to kill 20 of yours. Which, IMO, doesn't make it look good as to your "winning".

The fact that people are killing you with a single character now is an aberration, we all realize that. But you'll get to 80 (eventually), and then your retarded metric will be "Can any force controlled by a single person beat my 25+?". Like in EQ, people won't need even numbers, they'll be able to smoke you with 5-10. But, again, you'll run around claiming that means you won. You'll be the only one who'll believe it, but we all know your pathetic claims.

Newsflash, Sam: people here have heard your claims and convoluted logic before. No one cares that you are running these all by yourself. What I would consider a fair match for you, you would probably decry as it would contain characters played by more than one person. Whatever. You'll never, NEVER, do anything that will impress us here. You'll do no PvE content, Arenas, etc. you'll find something that no one cares about, and use it to make some claim that you won WOW. You're so hardheaded, you don't realize that you are losing spectacularly.
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i love how you put "basically" in there. You didn't win anything jackass. You spent like 12 years sitting in your basement screwing ugly whores playing by yourself because nobody fucking liked you.

You're old; You're creepy as fuck; And the only thing you did win is a best case scenario of avoiding aids thus far.

Professional by any real definition does not mean playing more than someone in terms of hours. It means learning the trade you are interested in and becoming an expert in it. I dare say that your only real accomplishment in EQ was to become the biggest douche bag game wide. Seriously. Do you really sit here and fucking think you accomplished something????

We've looked at your Magelo gear for your characters and by any real stats comparisons to people past and present, your shit is lacking hardcore. Most of your guys are in either crafted items or bazaar bought which in EQ pretty much means jack shit. It means you never fucking touched even a 5th of any real content.

In terms of PVP your claim to fame was burst dps in EQ which amounting to you ganking either solo people or 1-2 man groups. Big FUCKING DEAL Sam. Against any raid force you were slow as fuck then and you are slow as fuck now. Video after video shows you getting raped by even the most mediocre of single player persons or groups both in EQ and WoW.

And now in WoW you are trying to prove once again just how much of a fucking total idiot you are. I mean really. You haven't pioneered jack shit, your characters level slower than two old people fucking waiting to die on life support in some backwoods nursing home, and people prove to you over and over just how much of a stupid fuck you really are.

Your rebuttals are nothing short of weak pathetic attempts at grasping to something that you just aren't fucking good at. Take my advice. Quit Online Gaming, move out of your parent's basement, get a fucking tan, and stop fucking whores. Sooner or later your going to pickup a whore with some nasty disease whos going to do you in for good.
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:31 AM   #748 (permalink)
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I <3 this thread. If it wasnt for me getting my paladin to 80 recently I would so jump on his server and make a Unholy DK and faceroll him all day. On second thought...sam what are your playing hours? I could fit some time inbetween heroics to slaughter you since DK starting gear is vastly superior to anything you have right now.
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IF those 5 or 10 are controlled by the same person and accounts they own they they beat me, but if it takes 5-10 other perople to beat me well that just means Im worth 5-10 other people dosn't it.

So give a link to a boxer who could beat me in EQ1....

I have 2 more level 60 mages, Im moving them to other accounts so I have 7 (and 1 war and 1 Pal), gonna move to Frost SPec from Fire (he closes just 2 fast and has appently got his Fire Resilance way way up there), for the elemental. I think I killed his main once last night, at least it showed zero HP, but I don't know something about DK's go to zero HP and still are alive. Also I can make a DK myself and move him to another account, but lets see how the mages do, 7 water elementals should cause some pain I hope. Also Ill be doing fears in pvp now with my lock, and I hope the shaman can purge a higher level character.
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