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Old 05-14-2009, 01:06 AM   #556 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2009, 02:04 AM   #557 (permalink)
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I seriously can't believe anyone is this retarded... now his yard stick is just that whoever pays for the most accounts wins? Atleast it use to be top dps on multiple characters with the stipulation they have to be owned by you. Then it was who could take down the hardest outdoor boss (which there are none in WotLK) and now it's just whoever has the most accounts?

First, I didn't know you could even win a never ending carrot on a stick time investment based game. Second, how big of a fucking retard do you have to be to think anyone in their right mind would give up even one ulduar/arena geared level 80 for your 30 scrubs in greens. I wouldn't trade my level 70 warlock disenchant bot for all of your accounts combined.

How can anyone be this fucking retarded? You couldn't make this shitload of fuck up on a bet. I have run across some chin-strapping water-heads in my time, but Sam takes the cake. This is an altogether new level of chromosome malfunction. Watching this thread is like making sense out of a season of Heroes. Listening to Sam is like studying the tenets of Scientology.

Congratulations on winning World of Warcraft. All it took was you saying you did. Never go full retard. I liked you better when you were counting hookers.
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:17 AM   #558 (permalink)
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I think that this, somehow, is the funniest bragging point.
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Old 05-14-2009, 10:18 AM   #559 (permalink)
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The sheer irony is that even if sam somehow does manage to reach the skill level and requirements for making these rocket launchers is that Blizzard will nerf it to either have diminishing returns or reduce its damage.

Sam, you really need a reality check. Seriously i think those hookers gave you a disease which is now fully infesting the logical center of your brain.
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:36 AM   #560 (permalink)
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Why would they nerf it. 31 characters should one shot a single character, dont you think?

Again if you attack 31 characters with yur character and you get wiped they gonna nerf that?

That would be like saying that Boss mobs should ahve immunity the more times they are hit with Lightning Bolt or something.

My yardstick is whoever has the strongest in game force they can control at the same time is the winner. Who can take down the strongest PvE mob is a good indication. I suppose if I could solo the allience equivient of thunder bluff that few could do that. Not saying I can but if they go to level 85 it might be doable.
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Old 05-14-2009, 12:42 PM   #561 (permalink)
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Because you fail to understand even the simplest of concepts. Lets say you do make it to 80 Sam.... By the time you are 80, everyone else will be so far ahead of you in terms of gear and experience that you are still going to be outclassed.

Having 31 characters means nothing. You counter every argument with something even more retarded "but but, no one can get in range of 45 yards!" "how can you live through 20 rocket blasts?"

When the reality is that;

A.) By the time you are level 80 everyone will be 2 years older and that content will be old news and everyone will be working on level 90.

B.) There will be bigger and better things that you likely will be unable to obtain.

C.) A few coordinated players can ruin your measuring bar quite quickly.

So to sum it all up; This isn't Everquest, You are about 10 years to late and to stupid to realize it, yes, that last hooker you fucked did give you aids, oh, and you are going to die in 3 weeks time.
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Old 05-14-2009, 01:07 PM   #562 (permalink)
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If he can really get there in just 1 year, he might get a month or two where the level 80 game actually matters. however, if he is just a little slower, he'll get there when everyone has moved on. Then he can claim to be the King of Northrend when nobody is left there.
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Old 05-14-2009, 01:43 PM   #563 (permalink)
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Why would they nerf it. 31 characters should one shot a single character, dont you think?

Again if you attack 31 characters with yur character and you get wiped they gonna nerf that?

That would be like saying that Boss mobs should ahve immunity the more times they are hit with Lightning Bolt or something.

My yardstick is whoever has the strongest in game force they can control at the same time is the winner. Who can take down the strongest PvE mob is a good indication. I suppose if I could solo the allience equivient of thunder bluff that few could do that. Not saying I can but if they go to level 85 it might be doable.
31 gimped characters is nothing to brag about, you cant kill any world bosses, you cant even get all your toons to fucking 60, your rocket launcher idea is fucking stupid and you wont beable to take out any alliance bosses because people will fuck with you so bad in your attempt it will be impossible to even get to/kill the boss. Have fun with 31 gimped characters, once you actually try and attempt to aoe mob grind in outlands youll realize its a big waste of time, if you actually make it to northrend in the next year aoe mob grinding will be even harder and longer to do then in outlands. You lose at WoW and will never be on top of anything in wow expect being the biggest loser who tryed to level the slowest way possible.
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If I recall correctly many doubters made many of the same arguments when I first posted about my Everquest achivments.

Those doubters are now just another corpse on the pile while the MIGHTY DEATHWALKER has claimed ligit VICTORY over all those in Norrath!

I think it would be more productive that instead of this negativity that you would just relax and bask in my glory. Also soon Ill have my photo that you can use for inspirational purposes on sale for a resonable fee.
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If I recall correctly many doubters made many of the same arguments when I first posted about my Everquest achivments.
and they were proven correct.
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If I recall correctly many doubters made many of the same arguments when I first posted about my Everquest achivments.

Those doubters are now just another corpse on the pile while the MIGHTY DEATHWALKER has claimed ligit VICTORY over all those in Norrath!

I think it would be more productive that instead of this negativity that you would just relax and bask in my glory. Also soon Ill have my photo that you can use for inspirational purposes on sale for a resonable fee.
What exactly again were those accomplishments in EQ? Oh right. There were none. Sam you achieved nothing. Just like in EQ you came a day late and a dollar short.

6 Million PP in EQ? I had over 50 when i quit. And i just 4 boxed a cleric, warrior, wizard and a ranger.

Tradeskills all maxed? So fucking what. I sold old world drops in EQ en mass for millions once upon a time. Who really freaking cared about tradeskills except those who wanted a novelty.

Where was your BoTB title or anything noteable in EQ? Oh right. There wasn't one. My cleric had a title unique to the entire freaking realm of Povar for gods sake but you don't see me coming here lording it over anyone.

Your claim to fame is having the largest single burst dps in EQ but what you fail over and over and over again is that WoW is not EQ. It shares literally nothing with it's aged brethren.

Dude seriously take a fucking gun, put it in your mouth and pull the trigger already. You are a diseased hooker fucking slobber tongue jackass who is a waste of space. Seriously i hope they do pass the law requiring sex offenders like you to post your real credentials to use the internet.

On second thought. Shoot your dick off first. I don't want you breeding and getting anywhere near any females. Hookers or not we can't take the chance you would create a spawn.
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How so I won EQ. Who could beat me in in game power pre SoD? 13 wizards level 75 plus, 5 clerics, warrior, chanter, shaman etc.

Name a single person (link to profile) who has a chanch.

Look as time goes on the gap lessens.

Year 1

Me Zero Others 80 difference is 80

Year 2

Me 65 Others 80 difference is 15

Year 3 level cap increase

Me 75 Others 85 difference is 10

Year 4

Me 80 Others 85 difference is 5

.... assuming i level that slow.
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If I recall correctly many doubters made many of the same arguments when I first posted about my Everquest achivments.
You just made people laugh at you, because your claims were so ludicrous. And, tbh, your claims in WOW sound just as outlandish, and I don't think many are going to buy into your claims. See, Sam, we aren't going to take your word for it. In fact, you'll have to prove us wrong.

You'll have to prove to us that you'll be a force to reckon with in PvP, because so far, you've been a non-factor. Prove us wrong.

You'll have to prove to us that you are able to level at a speed other than something akin to Blizzard's speed at releasing content, because so far your speed has been pathetic. Prove us wrong.

You'll have to prove to us that you'll be able to do some sort of instanced content (AKA, "Not grinding World trash), because so far, we've seen jack and shit from you in this concern as well. I don't think you'll ever be able to do ANY 5/10/25 man content WITHOUT gearing up from a subsequent expansion and/or outlevelling it (as in, doing TBC content at 80 with WOTLK gear). Prove us wrong.

You'll have to prove to us that this entire engineering scheme is worthwhile, because it's sounds doubtful at best. Argue to your hearts desire, but the only way anyone will buy it is if you show us that it actually works out the way you claim. Your track record for "Sam's Theorycrafting" versus "Game Reality" makes me doubt you...greatly. Prove us wrong.

You can 'Flap your gums' about how you are going to 'win' at WOW, but you are going to need to show people. The simple act of boxing a large number of characters will be largely meaningless unless you do something exceptional with them. You were slow as shit and missed the bus, so to speak, in EQ. You have another chance at impressing people, but you are going to squander it again, is my guess.
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:20 PM   #569 (permalink)
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Lol YOU'RE Pathatic 4 toons beat me in EQ LOLOLOL

Link them and let the other readers decide:

Me:

EverQuest Players - Guild Profile for The Death Walker Empire
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Don't get me wrong, in WoW I am like 6 millionth right now even my by measurement (I can kill a level 60 mob - I am sure millions on millions can do better then that). But thats today we will see what tommorow brings.

And face it, none has come up with a faster way to get 5 level 60's raf with a level 80 account then I did theory craft wise.
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