Does size matter? - Page 9

Nehrak · 07-17-2007, 10:20 PM

But is it prehensile?

Zarcath · 07-18-2007, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mario Speedwagon

My dick is 11 inches....AROUND. Think about that.

I believe you have what we commonly refer to as a "chode".

tikkus · 07-18-2007, 04:01 AM

4 inches long, 1 inch around.

But don't worry girls, it may be short and thin but back home they call me the human sewing machine.

Zarcath · 07-18-2007, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by tikkus

4 inches long, 1 inch around.

But don't worry girls, it may be short and thin but back home they call me the human sewing machine.

because once you're through with a woman she'll never open her vagina to you again?

Wurstsalat · 07-18-2007, 05:43 AM

I do hope you mean 1 inch diamter there, not "around".

Wurstsalat · 07-18-2007, 05:44 AM

That cant be either - well whatever.

Aulirophile · 07-18-2007, 09:07 AM

The whole "it needs to be big" thing doesn't have any basis in biology, according to studies I've read. They made up molds of a vagina and put variously sized penises in it and simulated a thrusting motion. It didn't have any effect at all on where the ejaculate ended up or how quickly it got into the cervix. So long as the penis is big enough to touch the walls so the head can create a vacuum and the lip can pull out other guy's sperm (yeah, that is why the penis is mushroom shaped, removing competing ejaculates). In fact, excessively large penises were detrimental because of the chances that a particular mate would be afraid or injured, especially if they were particularly small, limiting your mating options.

Though come to think of it, assuming humans involved in similar groups, so small girls having sex with guys with big dicks would only happen across large areas, which is a relatively recent thing. Might explain something.

Oh, and if you feel bad about having a small penis just remember, it'll be much easier to convince a girl to take it in the ass. You may get less pussy, but more ass.

Mario Speedwagon · 07-18-2007, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zarcath

I believe you have what we commonly refer to as a "chode".

I like to call it "the cheese wheel."

Soygen · 07-21-2007, 06:24 AM

I used to have a friend that used to constantly brag about his "nine inch nail" to everyone. Then we found out he measured from the bottom of his balls. Who the hell measures their nutsack into the equation?

TheCutlery · 07-21-2007, 08:15 AM

I believe it was Adam Corolla who standardized penis measurement. It's the distance from your anus to just past the tip of the penis.

Sithro · 07-21-2007, 12:27 PM

If you're like 3 inches flaccid than you should be fine, really. The crazy thing about guys with small flaccid penises is that when they get erect, they can grow like twice the size, while a guy with a large flaccid penis doesn't grow much at all.

If you're 3 inches erect, well.. :/

Algol Devilstar · 07-21-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCutlery

I believe it was Adam Corolla who standardized penis measurement. It's the distance from your anus to just past the tip of the penis.

Haha Adam Corolla, I listen to him occasionally.

Wurstsalat · 07-22-2007, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sithro

If you're like 3 inches flaccid than you should be fine, really. The crazy thing about guys with small flaccid penises is that when they get erect, they can grow like twice the size, while a guy with a large flaccid penis doesn't grow much at all.

If you're 3 inches erect, well.. :/

I have no clue how you call these in english, but in german its "Blutpenis" ( blood-dick ) and "Fleischpenis" ( meat-dick ) ... free translated there.

You talk about a "Fleischpenis" if size does not grow more than 1,9 of what normal size is . For example: 10cm -> 18cm ( 3.9inch -> 7,09inch ) , and everything above factor 2 is than a "Blutpenis" .. like 6cm -> 18cm etc. ( 2.36inch -> 7.09inch )

Average for these 2 types of dicks is factor 1,6 meat one and blood version is 3,2.

I am exact at factor 1,6 with 10cm to 16cm ( 3.9inch -> 6.3inch )

So i am curious now, whats your factor?

Dildo Faggins · 07-22-2007, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sithro

If you're like 3 inches flaccid than you should be fine, really. The crazy thing about guys with small flaccid penises is that when they get erect, they can grow like twice the size, while a guy with a large flaccid penis doesn't grow much at all.

If you're 3 inches erect, well.. :/

Ill admit it, my penis likes to turtle. My penis looks a lot smaller than it should while flacid, which is why i try to warm myself up for first impressions.

The Dauntless One · 07-22-2007, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dildo Faggins

Ill admit it, my penis likes to turtle. My penis looks a lot smaller than it should while flacid, which is why i try to warm myself up for first impressions.

Next time don't warm up... show them you're a grower not a shower

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Aulirophile Ultima Ratio Regum Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: California Posts: 1,581 -2 Internets	The whole "it needs to be big" thing doesn't have any basis in biology, according to studies I've read. They made up molds of a vagina and put variously sized penises in it and simulated a thrusting motion. It didn't have any effect at all on where the ejaculate ended up or how quickly it got into the cervix. So long as the penis is big enough to touch the walls so the head can create a vacuum and the lip can pull out other guy's sperm (yeah, that is why the penis is mushroom shaped, removing competing ejaculates). In fact, excessively large penises were detrimental because of the chances that a particular mate would be afraid or injured, especially if they were particularly small, limiting your mating options. Though come to think of it, assuming humans involved in similar groups, so small girls having sex with guys with big dicks would only happen across large areas, which is a relatively recent thing. Might explain something. Oh, and if you feel bad about having a small penis just remember, it'll be much easier to convince a girl to take it in the ass. You may get less pussy, but more ass. __________________ "Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire." ~Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

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TheCutlery 2k rating -- So easy a caveman could do it. Join Date: May 2003 Location: MN Posts: 1,396	I believe it was Adam Corolla who standardized penis measurement. It's the distance from your anus to just past the tip of the penis.