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Old 07-16-2007, 11:44 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:39 PM   #92 (permalink)
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LOL.

Do the girls you hang out with carry rulers around with them at all times? If not, I guarantee they couldn't eyeball the inch count on your penis if they saw it. Most guys tell women they're 7 or 8 inches, so when women see their guys' units, they assume that's what 7 or 8 inches looks like. Consequently, if they think a 5-6 inch penis is 7-8 inches, they'll think your 4-inch penis is 6-7 inches.

I will give you credit for being honest, though. It's not everyday you run across a penis-size thread and see someone opening up about a sub-6-incher.
Does this mean you'll make me feel like I'm 6 inches?

You can call me Mr. Blackstone...
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:57 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Does this mean you'll make me feel like I'm 6 inches?

You can call me Mr. Blackstone...
Made me LOL in rl. Nice stuff, nice stuff.
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:58 PM   #94 (permalink)
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LOL.

Do the girls you hang out with carry rulers around with them at all times? If not, I guarantee they couldn't eyeball the inch count on your penis if they saw it. Most guys tell women they're 7 or 8 inches, so when women see their guys' units, they assume that's what 7 or 8 inches looks like. Consequently, if they think a 5-6 inch penis is 7-8 inches, they'll think your 4-inch penis is 6-7 inches.

I will give you credit for being honest, though. It's not everyday you run across a penis-size thread and see someone opening up about a sub-6-incher.
When they pull out a ruler, I just smile and hand them a yardstick.

(have I escalated the creepy factor in this thread even further?)
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Old 07-16-2007, 02:33 PM   #95 (permalink)
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Most guys tell women they're 7 or 8 inches, so when women see their guys' units, they assume that's what 7 or 8 inches looks like. Consequently, if they think a 5-6 inch penis is 7-8 inches, they'll think your 4-inch penis is 6-7 inches.
That's a really good point. When talking about this subject with some girls, it's happened on a couple different occasions that the ladies have been asked how long they think 6 or 7 inches is. And pretty much none of them can do an approximation that's within 2 inches. They're all over the place.

And yeah, having a ginormous dong can be a bad thing, especially if you like petite women. I've heard numerous stories from women who broke up with a guy because they didn't like being fucked by a baseball bat.

Personally my penis is 6 inches. In diameter.
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Old 07-16-2007, 02:34 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Damn, was gonna change that last bit to 180mm. Doesn't that sound huge?!
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Old 07-16-2007, 02:59 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Damn, was gonna change that last bit to 180mm. Doesn't that sound huge?!
I think thats a 180mm cannon, and the girls love it

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Old 07-16-2007, 03:30 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Does this mean you'll make me feel like I'm 6 inches?
No, because unfortunately, I carry a ruler around at all times just to call people out on their bullshit.
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Old 07-16-2007, 04:57 PM   #99 (permalink)
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No, because unfortunately, I carry a ruler around at all times just to call people out on their bullshit.
You can measure me anytime. ~.^
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:12 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Cool, I can finally make use of the centimeter side of the ruler. :P
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:23 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Cool, I can finally make use of the centimeter side of the ruler. :P
Measuring dick sizes, the best reason to convert to the metric system.
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Old 07-16-2007, 05:52 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 07-16-2007, 10:24 PM   #103 (permalink)
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new rule, chicks with tiny tits shouldnt bitch about tiny dicks
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Old 07-16-2007, 11:29 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Do they even? I'll be honest, I've never met a woman who had a real vocal complaint about dick sizes.
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Old 07-17-2007, 02:24 AM   #105 (permalink)
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I still don't understand why this is in the rickshaw, it's a quality thread. Should have been moved to SS.

Anyways, as far as women talking about the size of my member it's only really happened during sex. They like to make bold statements and get in the moment. Can't say I don't like it, it's like motivation. Holy shit little buddy, you're working this chick over! Gogogogoogogog. FIFTY!
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