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Old 07-13-2007, 02:11 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I got to thinking is there ever a tactful way to get it out there that your unit is huge? ... Like who am I kidding, I'd never bother claiming mine is, I'd be ridiculed forever anyway. Hell now I will be anyway. Forget I asked.
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Old 07-13-2007, 02:30 PM   #77 (permalink)
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The subject of David's penis also came up in class. LOL, now that I think about it, my class was pretty penis obsessed. I guess it was an Art History class, after all.

At any rate, a girl once asked why Michelangelo's David was uncircumcized. This should not be the case, because David was Jewish, and circumcision was routinely practiced by the Jews long before David's birth. The answer was that Michelangelo used an uncircumcized Italian model while sculpting. Kinky!
Read into Adam's small penis size shown in the Sistine Chapel's center piece. Michelangelo was very purposeful in all of the proportions (whether or no they were realistic). Other things to note are the David's hands/feet and the masculine build in women depicted in the Sistine Chapel.

Michelangelo went way beyond simply recreating realism.

....god damn it art history, youve made me gay
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Old 07-13-2007, 02:32 PM   #78 (permalink)
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When your like kissing on some gay dude. And like, holdin' his like muscles 'cause his arms just are like wrapped around you. And you feel like so safe... 'cause your like... you know... not that you're gay or nothin' but God you just wanna like bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever...
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Old 07-13-2007, 02:43 PM   #79 (permalink)
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6.2inch or so and i have never had complaints. As long as you are not below 4 inch you ll do ok. Having an 8 inch or bigger dick could be fun of course, but i ve also heared that it "can" hurt in some positions. I dont know

By the way, more important than the lengths ( yea, as long as it does not look way too short ) is the diameter of your dick, so go check that maybe.
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Old 07-13-2007, 04:47 PM   #80 (permalink)
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So you're saying a 12 inch spaghetti penis isn't what the ladies want??
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Old 07-13-2007, 06:43 PM   #81 (permalink)
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When your like kissing on some gay dude. And like, holdin' his like muscles 'cause his arms just are like wrapped around you. And you feel like so safe... 'cause your like... you know... not that you're gay or nothin' but God you just wanna like bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever...
dude where's the club i haveta PISS
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Old 07-14-2007, 11:47 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Just date asian women. I am dating one who has only ever dated asian guys. I am pretty average sized but she told me it was huge.
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Old 07-15-2007, 12:02 AM   #83 (permalink)
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When your like kissing on some gay dude. And like, holdin' his like muscles 'cause his arms just are like wrapped around you. And you feel like so safe... 'cause your like... you know... not that you're gay or nothin' but God you just wanna like bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever...
Dude, you know what's hot? Unicorns
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Old 07-15-2007, 10:02 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Honestly, this entire thread reminds me of walking through high school with a giant dildo shoved down my pants hugging all the old female teacher's for fun (I was a fucking stoner, what can I say?)

And just to prove I'm not lying: I have a 4 inch cock.
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Old 07-16-2007, 03:52 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Just date asian women. I am dating one who has only ever dated asian guys. I am pretty average sized but she told me it was huge.
My best friend in and around my Junior High years was Korean. He would visit back to Korea once a year.

He would always tell me how I should go to Korea myself because "The women over there just love American men." He would then go into fantasy tales of how I could basically have almost any woman I wanted over there based on nothing other than the fact that I was an American.

At the time, I figured it had maybe something to do with culture and the American involvement in their war and maybe a sort of minor idolatry. (Yeah, silly)

It wasn't until later in life that I thought, "Maybe, just maybe, it had to do with relative penis size, yeah?" I've never been to Korea and I have no plans on going there anytime soon, so perhaps I'll never know for sure, but man, that has always been a 'back-of-the-mind' curiosity to me.
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Old 07-16-2007, 07:46 AM   #86 (permalink)
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My best friend in and around my Junior High years was Korean. He would visit back to Korea once a year.

He would always tell me how I should go to Korea myself because "The women over there just love American men." He would then go into fantasy tales of how I could basically have almost any woman I wanted over there based on nothing other than the fact that I was an American.

At the time, I figured it had maybe something to do with culture and the American involvement in their war and maybe a sort of minor idolatry. (Yeah, silly)

It wasn't until later in life that I thought, "Maybe, just maybe, it had to do with relative penis size, yeah?" I've never been to Korea and I have no plans on going there anytime soon, so perhaps I'll never know for sure, but man, that has always been a 'back-of-the-mind' curiosity to me.
Not to burst your bubble or anything, but I'm pretty sure the reason the Korean women are fascinated with American men has more to do with the "exotic" factor than anything else. Most guys in Korea don't look like Americans, and Americans are a rare sight. Also, there is probably some of that cultural fascination/envy/friendliness going on. But I would put penis size WAY down the list of reasons why an American would do well in Korea.

Contrary to popular belief, all women aren't running around looking to drop their pants at the mere mention of the fact that a guy may have a big penis. :P
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Contrary to popular belief, all women aren't running around looking to drop their pants at the mere mention of the fact that a guy may have a big penis. :P
Lies, as I have the exact opposite reaction upon mention of my below-average member.
"OH MY GAWD, YOUR PENIS ISN'T 6 INCHES MINIMUM?" And the pants go up as high as possible..
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Old 07-16-2007, 08:16 AM   #88 (permalink)
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Lies, as I have the exact opposite reaction upon mention of my below-average member.
"OH MY GAWD, YOUR PENIS ISN'T 6 INCHES MINIMUM?" And the pants go up as high as possible..
LOL.

Do the girls you hang out with carry rulers around with them at all times? If not, I guarantee they couldn't eyeball the inch count on your penis if they saw it. Most guys tell women they're 7 or 8 inches, so when women see their guys' units, they assume that's what 7 or 8 inches looks like. Consequently, if they think a 5-6 inch penis is 7-8 inches, they'll think your 4-inch penis is 6-7 inches.

I will give you credit for being honest, though. It's not everyday you run across a penis-size thread and see someone opening up about a sub-6-incher.
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Old 07-16-2007, 08:29 AM   #89 (permalink)
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So it's reverse psychology, is it? Yeah, my penis is like 3 inches hard. Love me for my honesty women!
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Old 07-16-2007, 10:07 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Not to burst your bubble or anything, but I'm pretty sure the reason the Korean women are fascinated with American men has more to do with the "exotic" factor than anything else. Most guys in Korea don't look like Americans, and Americans are a rare sight. Also, there is probably some of that cultural fascination/envy/friendliness going on. But I would put penis size WAY down the list of reasons why an American would do well in Korea.

Contrary to popular belief, all women aren't running around looking to drop their pants at the mere mention of the fact that a guy may have a big penis. :P
Well, one can still dream I suppose.
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