Does size matter? - Page 23

Big W Powah! · 08-15-2007, 07:28 PM

In all honesty, I'm a professional jerker. I can whip three out in an hour, easy. and I use K-Y Warming Lube.

To add another facet to this discussion: Can eating some pussy real good make up for bad sex? We've all had those days when we are just ready to go in and bang it out, and we get too over zealous, and finish a bit too early.

This generally leaves the woman unsatisfied....Can licking that pussy til it squirts make up for this bad sex?

Millie, Mr. Blackstone would REALLY like to know.

Millie · 08-15-2007, 07:47 PM

My involvement in this thread will be as follows: you guys tell me when you've run out of ideas and are ready to have me Hall of Fame/Shame this puppy. Until then, please don't involve me. :P

Twobit Whore · 08-15-2007, 08:05 PM

When talking about dicks, vaginas, sex and bowel movements I don't think it is possible to run out of ideas.

James · 08-15-2007, 10:05 PM

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and vote for the lock/move. Now we're venturing into territory that even the most fortified of heterosexual men like to steer away from. If we continue down this path, it won't be long until Quineloe pops his head in here and throws us a soggy biscuit or three, and then from there it's a short hop, skip, and a skip away from what can only be described as a homosexual orgy of words. I dare say that unless you really, really want to see what it's like when Cad and Makata go ass to mouth via text, that we should probably lock this shit.

Seriously, people, you are fucking disgusting.

Nyuk · 08-15-2007, 10:22 PM

This thread and mental patient should join the hall of shame together, gay couple style.

Hotsauce · 08-15-2007, 11:59 PM

Size matters.

Mario Speedwagon · 08-16-2007, 12:19 AM

Millie, I beg you to HoF this thread and nuke this post so that the last post is a simple "size matters". I find that incredibly hilarious.

Wurstsalat · 08-16-2007, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big W Powah!

In all honesty, I'm a professional jerker. I can whip three out in an hour, easy. and I use K-Y Warming Lube.

To add another facet to this discussion: Can eating some pussy real good make up for bad sex? We've all had those days when we are just ready to go in and bang it out, and we get too over zealous, and finish a bit too early.

This generally leaves the woman unsatisfied....Can licking that pussy til it squirts make up for this bad sex?

Millie, Mr. Blackstone would REALLY like to know.

If you finish too early, wheres the problem? Just wait some, finger her, lick her or do whatever you want until you can fuck again.

And if you simply cannot do that, grab a dildo and fuck her with that.

Ofc, you should have a non-retarded gf that doesnt start crying after you got off to early - mine actually enjoys every time i offer her some sperm

And no - that doesnt mean that i get off to early every time, its just no problem at all if it happens.

OneofOne · 08-16-2007, 05:44 AM

The trick is to get her off first with your mouth, hands, toy, whatever. Then you can fuck however you want, cum as fast or slow as you want, and you can do no wrong.

Algol Devilstar · 08-16-2007, 11:33 AM

Actually I forgot to add that I can only go twice a day now. If I cum the third time it feels like someone smashed my nuts with a hammer.

Wurstsalat · 08-16-2007, 02:17 PM

You should visit an urologist. And in case you ve never done that before - thats nothing to be ashamed of. That guy has probably seen more dicks than you naked women ( including internet porn ^^ ).

Clericnon2boxed · 08-16-2007, 02:23 PM

I've always wondered why people choose that profession.

James · 08-16-2007, 03:00 PM

I'm guessing it's the money.

Big W Powah! · 08-16-2007, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

I'm guessing it's the money.

I'm guessing they like dick.

lendarios · 08-18-2007, 10:29 AM

I would not recommend anyone to jerk to much. Back in my HS times i used to wank it 2 times a day. But then after a while i found out that i gotten so used to the way i masturbate, that I was having problems ejaculating once i got a girl friend. Solution stop masturbating.

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Big W Powah! You pussies can -interwebs better than that. Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,139 -54 Internets	In all honesty, I'm a professional jerker. I can whip three out in an hour, easy. and I use K-Y Warming Lube. To add another facet to this discussion: Can eating some pussy real good make up for bad sex? We've all had those days when we are just ready to go in and bang it out, and we get too over zealous, and finish a bit too early. This generally leaves the woman unsatisfied....Can licking that pussy til it squirts make up for this bad sex? Millie, Mr. Blackstone would REALLY like to know. __________________ WTB - INTARWEBS Some clarification on my previous signature: I WANT NEGATIVE INTARWEBS YOU FUCKHEADS

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08-15-2007, 07:47 PM	#332 (permalink)
Millie A Relic Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,872	My involvement in this thread will be as follows: you guys tell me when you've run out of ideas and are ready to have me Hall of Fame/Shame this puppy. Until then, please don't involve me. :P

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Nyuk Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 367 +0 Internets	This thread and mental patient should join the hall of shame together, gay couple style.

08-15-2007, 11:59 PM	#336 (permalink)
Hotsauce Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 98 +0 Internets	Size matters.

08-16-2007, 12:19 AM	#337 (permalink)
Mario Speedwagon Banned Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,016 +0 Internets	Millie, I beg you to HoF this thread and nuke this post so that the last post is a simple "size matters". I find that incredibly hilarious.

08-16-2007, 05:44 AM	#339 (permalink)
OneofOne Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 429	The trick is to get her off first with your mouth, hands, toy, whatever. Then you can fuck however you want, cum as fast or slow as you want, and you can do no wrong.

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Algol Devilstar Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,497 +0 Internets	Actually I forgot to add that I can only go twice a day now. If I cum the third time it feels like someone smashed my nuts with a hammer.

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Clericnon2boxed this way Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,482 -4 Internets	I've always wondered why people choose that profession.

08-18-2007, 10:29 AM	#345 (permalink)
lendarios weeeeee Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 844	I would not recommend anyone to jerk to much. Back in my HS times i used to wank it 2 times a day. But then after a while i found out that i gotten so used to the way i masturbate, that I was having problems ejaculating once i got a girl friend. Solution stop masturbating.