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Old 07-03-2007, 08:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Loveline is the greatest radio show ever. I wish it was still on the air around here.
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Old 07-03-2007, 08:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 07-03-2007, 08:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I have 59" penis. I get an inch for every 100 posts.
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:16 PM   #19 (permalink)
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You know, lying about the size of your wang is really pointless. The only people that give a shit about it will be seeing it, and it won't matter what you say, so there's really no point in even saying anything on the subject is there?

Edit: That wasn't in response to Tuco...or anything for that matter, just putting it out there. I know for a fact Tuco has a 59" dick.
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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You know, lying about the size of your wang is really pointless. The only people that give a shit about it will be seeing it, and it won't matter what you say, so there's really no point in even saying anything on the subject is there?
someone has a below average penis.
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:19 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I have 59" penis. I get an inch for every 100 posts.
So you had no penis before you started posting here?
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Old 07-03-2007, 09:19 PM   #22 (permalink)
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someone has a below average penis.
Yah, probably you! OH!
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:46 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Dr. Drew says this all the time. He says it's like a huge misconception that women become loose with more sex or with bigger men.

Good news as far as I'm concerned.
I'm obviously not as knowledgleble as Dr Drew, but I call BS. Varying the length of time between sex sessions and I can tell a difference in tightness. Yes it contracts back to its original size, but it doesnt take as much pressure to open up again. So while yes they can feel it, it just doesnt feel as "snug" as before. Given enough time though it shrinks back down, as going for a week or more without sex definitely gives a different feeling, but doing it about 2x a day, for a few days and things get a little sloppy. Or maybe I'm just over analyizing things.

Seriously though, a girl isnt just born able to take a coke can or whatever else crazy shit people put up there. Its got to be stretched out to get to that point.
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Old 07-03-2007, 11:04 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Also, just like penis', vaginas vary in size/length. Some women are born loose.
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Old 07-03-2007, 11:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Also, just like penis', vaginas vary in size/length. Some women are born loose.
Reminds me of something John Leguisomo said in one of his comedy routines -

"I prefer to think of it as your vagina is too big."
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Old 07-04-2007, 12:36 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Reminds me of something John Leguisomo said in one of his comedy routines -

"I prefer to think of it as your vagina is too big."
"it's like a delicate flow-w-w-w-wer"

Freak was so awesome.
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Old 07-04-2007, 12:50 AM   #27 (permalink)
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I used to be self conscious about this type of shit till I found out I've got a above average size dick... I was so overwhelmed with joy I made love to my hand 4 fucking times.
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:15 AM   #28 (permalink)
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So... it was just like any other day?
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So... it was just like any other day?
You jack off 4 times a day?
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I've jerked it 17 times in one day. True fucking story.
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