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Old 07-24-2007, 01:39 PM   #151 (permalink)
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To any men unable to make their girl cum with insertion alone (65% or something of women AREN'T capable of cumming from insertion alone), then I suggest toys.

May hurt your ego a bit at first, but when she has a fucking seizure orgasm, you'll understand that when the girl comes, she makes it a LOT better for you the next time (when she can be sure of satisfaction)
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Old 07-24-2007, 01:48 PM   #152 (permalink)
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To any men unable to make their girl cum with insertion alone (65% or something of women AREN'T capable of cumming from insertion alone), then I suggest toys.

May hurt your ego a bit at first, but when she has a fucking seizure orgasm, you'll understand that when the girl comes, she makes it a LOT better for you the next time (when she can be sure of satisfaction)
Also sucks when you have one of the chicks that is only capable of orgasms with penetration and you're having an off day. Blow too soon and you're not left with any solutions that don't involve 35 minutes of carpal tunnel.

Not that I'm complaining..it's saved me tons of time in the last 8 years, but would be nice to have some kinda happy medium action instead of one or the other.
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:32 PM   #153 (permalink)
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To any men unable to make their girl cum with insertion alone (65% or something of women AREN'T capable of cumming from insertion alone), then I suggest toys.

May hurt your ego a bit at first, but when she has a fucking seizure orgasm, you'll understand that when the girl comes, she makes it a LOT better for you the next time (when she can be sure of satisfaction)
I came across this video awhile ago surfing for pr0n

¿RedTube - Orgasm School
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:36 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Dude that was exactly what I was thinking. GG man
Haha, great minds think alike! And wtf? I didn't know chicks squirting, much less a lot, was a common phenomenon, I thought it was extremely rare?
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:39 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Considering my girl tends to get a bit gun shy after one go--I might have to try that one some time...Introduce her to multiple orgrasms.
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Old 07-24-2007, 09:04 PM   #156 (permalink)
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I came across this video awhile ago surfing for pr0n

¿RedTube - Orgasm School
I'll have to see how this works tomorrow, this technique is a little different than mine
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Old 07-25-2007, 04:33 PM   #157 (permalink)
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I came across this video awhile ago surfing for pr0n

RedTube - Orgasm School
Woah.

Is this guy supposed to be the Cesar Millan of women or something?
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:02 PM   #158 (permalink)
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I dunno about that one. The concept is sound, as I've pretty much got my GF's g-spot nailed doing nearly exactly that (pressing down on her mound/waist with one hand, while pressing up with the other hand inside her) but she doesn't keep coming after I stop. Usually if I stop cause my wrist is killing me, she gets pissed and starts whining.
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:52 PM   #159 (permalink)
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If my girlfriend blows up with half the epilleptic seizure and subsequent jizz fouintain the chick in that video had, then I'm finding out who that guy is and sending him an enormous check. I've always dabbled with the c'mere method when fingering her, which isn't too different from this, but it doesn't really do anything for her.
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:48 PM   #160 (permalink)
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If my girlfriend blows up with half the epilleptic seizure and subsequent jizz fouintain the chick in that video had, then I'm finding out who that guy is and sending him an enormous check. I've always dabbled with the c'mere method when fingering her, which isn't too different from this, but it doesn't really do anything for her.
Did you try it yet? You can send me the cheque; I'll forward it to him
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Old 07-26-2007, 07:15 PM   #161 (permalink)
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it always hurts my wrist unless i do the straight shooter method.

The ole index middle with thumb clitoris is the moneymaker with less wrist pain!
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Old 07-27-2007, 01:20 AM   #162 (permalink)
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Woah.

Is this guy supposed to be the Cesar Millan of women or something?
I have the full video somewhere, like 20 minutes long, think i got it off puretna. I think this was actually the middle of the video, there's like some 10 minutes of massage shit you're supposed to do before hand to get her whole body relaxed.
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Old 07-27-2007, 02:44 AM   #163 (permalink)
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At any rate, a girl once asked why Michelangelo's David was uncircumcized. This should not be the case, because David was Jewish, and circumcision was routinely practiced by the Jews long before David's birth. The answer was that Michelangelo used an uncircumcized Italian model while sculpting. Kinky!
The original Biblical circumcision of Abraham's time was a relatively minor ritual circumcision procedure in which only the redundant end of the foreskin extending beyond the tip of the glans was removed. This was called "Milah". Following "Milah", a penis so circumcised would still contain a considerable portion of the foreskin and the penis would have continued to go through its natural development since most of the foreskin would have remained intact. Protection of the glans would still have occurred. The foreskin would not be stripped back off the glans and would naturally separate from the glans gradually as the child matures, much as it would had the child not been circumcised. This type circumcision continued throughout the ages and during the time of Christ. Michelangelo presented David precisely as he should have appeared following an infant "Milah" circumcision. His glans is essentially covered with only the tip of the glans showing.
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Old 07-27-2007, 06:05 AM   #164 (permalink)
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So somehow they people doing the circumsision got greedier and greedier over the generations and took more and more eh?
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Old 07-28-2007, 12:37 AM   #165 (permalink)
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I think I will use this thread to ask a question I have been wanting to ask for awhile. I take Adderall for my ADD, and when I am on it first of all I have cold dick whenever it is soft. Then when it is hard it gets much larger than average (average being when I am not on Adderall...it is about 1 inch bigger) and hurts like a mother fucker. Now it is a pain I have learned to tolerate, but it kind of worries me that my dick may explode due to severe hypertension. 6.6 without Adderall and 7.6 with it btw.
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