This beef jerky is so good

Horse · 09-28-2008, 05:10 PM

Does it get any better?

I eat fistfuls of this stuff its like I need two packages, LEFT FIST RIGHT FIST before you know it, $10 down the shitter in mere seconds. Literally.

So good.

AladainAF · 09-28-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horse

Does it get any better?

I eat fistfuls of this stuff its like I need two packages, LEFT FIST RIGHT FIST before you know it, $10 down the shitter in mere seconds. Literally.

So good.

Yes, it gets better.

The Jerky Hut:: Beef Jerky - Official Site

This shit is good.

Horse · 09-28-2008, 05:16 PM

That song has me sold... haha

James · 09-28-2008, 06:07 PM

The best jerky you're going to find is typically in hole-in-the-walls out in the country, where you know the cow it came from was killed less than 100ft away from the store that sold it. Jack Links is probably my second choice for name brand jerky (behind the Harley Davidson brand which is totally badass), but certainly nowhere near my top 10 of jerky.

Kindnugs · 09-28-2008, 06:40 PM

Jack Links is fucking gross. Wtf is wrong with your taste buds. Go to costco and pick up some Pacific Gold Hot and Spicy Beef Jerky. For Real Men.

Kiely · 09-28-2008, 07:28 PM

Woah there manly god, I see a 97% fat free sticker.

Lenardo · 09-28-2008, 08:33 PM

umm kiely...you use lean meat to make jerky

pretty much ALL jerky is damn close to 97% fat free

Quote:

A typical 30 g portion of jerky contains 10-15 g of protein, 1 g of fat, and 0-3 g of carbohydrates.

thats...97%

LiquidDeath · 09-28-2008, 08:40 PM

Ugh, do you really like that Jack Links shit?

Beef jerky should be dry, not moist.

One of the few good things about living in Oklahoma is Robertson's Beef Jerky.

Also, we have a store called The Beef Jerky Emporium that stocks a ton of excellent, high-quality beef jerky. It is a bit pricey, but the taste more than makes up for it.

dak · 09-28-2008, 09:13 PM

Ugg, 11pm Sunday night and now I have to get dressed and venture out to buy some beef jerky.

Thanks a lot you pricks!

chaos · 09-29-2008, 03:30 AM

My favorite, which I never have anymore:

Kiely · 09-29-2008, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenardo

umm kiely...you use lean meat to make jerky
prett much ALL jerky is damn close to 97% fat free
thats...97%

Alright. Then the entire thing is a scam!

Eomer · 09-29-2008, 08:45 AM

Jack Links is some sick shit. I mean yeah if you're at some gas station in the middle of nowhere I guess it'll do. But there's a lot better shit out there. I'm partial to these guys: Longview Jerky Shop - Longview beef kerky, taditional style, pioneer jerky, peperoni, sausages, elk jerky, bison jerky

Conveniently it is located on the highway to Fernie, and being the bus guide, I ensure we stop to pick up mass quantities of beef jerky on the way.

Horse · 09-29-2008, 11:18 AM

Hey, I live in Chicago. I could be eating wharf rats or something...

All this custom, real jerky has me jealous but I'm limited to what's on sale at the gas station, CVS or chain grocery store. Maybe Whole Foods (aka whole check) has some natural, organic "rare" shit...

I'm going to drop some large $$$ and just buy over 9,000 brands and do a, um, jerk-off.

Will report on my findings asap.

Hatorade · 09-29-2008, 11:23 AM

I love Jerky but yeah 10 bucks on something I can eat in 5 mins so I rarely get it.

Dinthug · 09-29-2008, 11:30 AM

Only jerky I ever eat is from a local butcher. All that grocery store/gas station shit is complete garbage compared to the real shit. More expensive, but shitloads better.

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Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,970 -51 Internets	This beef jerky is so good Does it get any better? I eat fistfuls of this stuff its like I need two packages, LEFT FIST RIGHT FIST before you know it, $10 down the shitter in mere seconds. Literally. So good. Attached Images

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James You are just another normal! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,383	The best jerky you're going to find is typically in hole-in-the-walls out in the country, where you know the cow it came from was killed less than 100ft away from the store that sold it. Jack Links is probably my second choice for name brand jerky (behind the Harley Davidson brand which is totally badass), but certainly nowhere near my top 10 of jerky. __________________ Like a ship without an anchor, like a slave without a chain, just the thought of those sweet ladies sends a shiver through my veins. And I will go on shining, shining like brand new. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. Goodbye stranger, it's been nice. Hope you find your paradise. Tried to see your point of view, hope your dreams will all come true. Goodbye Mary, goodbye Jane, will we ever meet again? Feel no sorrow, feel no shame. Come tomorrow, feel no pain.

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Kindnugs Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Thousand Oaks Posts: 573 -15 Internets	Jack Links is fucking gross. Wtf is wrong with your taste buds. Go to costco and pick up some Pacific Gold Hot and Spicy Beef Jerky. For Real Men. Attached Images __________________ riptorn.hyjal

09-28-2008, 07:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kiely He who dares, wins Rodders. Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,225 +8 Internets	Woah there manly god, I see a 97% fat free sticker. __________________ Ban deep thought.

09-28-2008, 09:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
dak You don't have to agree. Just know I'm right. Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: France Posts: 4,750	Ugg, 11pm Sunday night and now I have to get dressed and venture out to buy some beef jerky. Thanks a lot you pricks! __________________ Stop being bad RIP Spiderman-Troupe 2002-2008

09-28-2008, 05:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,970 -51 Internets	That song has me sold... haha

09-28-2008, 08:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
LiquidDeath Let's hug it out, bitches. Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 354 -11 Internets	Ugh, do you really like that Jack Links shit? Beef jerky should be dry, not moist. One of the few good things about living in Oklahoma is Robertson's Beef Jerky. Also, we have a store called The Beef Jerky Emporium that stocks a ton of excellent, high-quality beef jerky. It is a bit pricey, but the taste more than makes up for it.

09-29-2008, 03:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
chaos Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NoVa Posts: 7,162 +29 Internets	My favorite, which I never have anymore: Attached Images

09-29-2008, 08:45 AM	#12 (permalink)
Eomer You mean I can change this? Neat! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 12,975 +66 Internets	Jack Links is some sick shit. I mean yeah if you're at some gas station in the middle of nowhere I guess it'll do. But there's a lot better shit out there. I'm partial to these guys: Longview Jerky Shop - Longview beef kerky, taditional style, pioneer jerky, peperoni, sausages, elk jerky, bison jerky Conveniently it is located on the highway to Fernie, and being the bus guide, I ensure we stop to pick up mass quantities of beef jerky on the way.

09-29-2008, 11:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
Horse Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,970 -51 Internets	Hey, I live in Chicago. I could be eating wharf rats or something... All this custom, real jerky has me jealous but I'm limited to what's on sale at the gas station, CVS or chain grocery store. Maybe Whole Foods (aka whole check) has some natural, organic "rare" shit... I'm going to drop some large $$$ and just buy over 9,000 brands and do a, um, jerk-off. Will report on my findings asap.

09-29-2008, 11:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
Hatorade Cause it's better than water Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 10,216 +79 Internets	I love Jerky but yeah 10 bucks on something I can eat in 5 mins so I rarely get it. __________________ Wii Friend Code 1729 2890 3780 7210 AION group

09-29-2008, 11:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
Dinthug Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 752	Only jerky I ever eat is from a local butcher. All that grocery store/gas station shit is complete garbage compared to the real shit. More expensive, but shitloads better.

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