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Old 06-06-2003, 09:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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EQ Rappers Release!

My Buddy EQ Rapper Has Just Realest A Short (Shitty) Version Of His Newest Realest! Give Some Feedback And IM Him At His Sn: PattyMcFatty.. If U Would Like To See Him Improve It Which He Can Easily Show Some Support For Ur Homeboy EQRapper!

Comments From EQRapper, "sup motherfuckers!!! if u want more l33t phat rhymes i can improve this easily just show some support if u want to see a classic EQ rap made!!!!!"

(Note: EQ Rapper Didn't Even Finish The Verse Or Try On This One And The Quality Is Bad, Still U Know He Is An Ill Phat Rapper, Show Some Support So He Will Improve It!!)

http://home.swbell.net/ptradeco/ohmygod.mp3
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Old 06-06-2003, 09:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If you didnt present it so stupidly, and if the clarity was better, it would be pretty damn funny, hell, its pretty funny as it is ;P Nothing will ever beat good old Richie Truxillo though..
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Old 06-07-2003, 04:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This is EASILY

the most hilariously retarded thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

Great work all.

Ever.

Laughing still....
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Old 06-07-2003, 04:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2003, 05:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Finish the song and make it so you can hear the words properly and it would be funny...
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Old 06-07-2003, 05:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Two-clicks of the mouse then Furor's dead, I-!-LOVE-!-IT
Rap always talks about two clicks of the nine or whatever and that was just a perfect fucking touch.
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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It's funny, plus the beat is a classic. Man that guy is hard! I guess anything is possible since the asian guy started smoking people in the freestyle rap competitions on MTV.
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:23 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hahahaa.. that was great, i just talked to the kid on AIM... to damn funny.. Make more, and make it easier to understand!
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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mr mcfatty is in the process of updating the song under my guideance

stay tuned for an updated version
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Old 06-07-2003, 08:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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haha that was pretty good actually.... the best part being how similar the lyrics are to the real lyrics of the song:


I see no changes, wake up in the mornin and i ask myself
is life worth living should i blast myself
I'm tired of being poor and even worse i'm black
my stomach hurts so i'm so lookin for a purse to snatch
cops give a damn about a negro
pull the trigger kill a nigga hes a hero
give the crack to the kids who the hell cares
one less hungry mouth on the welfare
first ship em dope and let em deal with brothers
give em guns step back watch em kill each other
its time to fight back thats what huey said
two shots in the dark now hueys dead
i got love for my brothers
but we can never go nowhere unless we share with each other
we gotta start makin changes
learn to see me as a brother isntead of two distant strangers
and that's how it's supposed to be
how can the devil take a brother if he's close to me
I'd love to go back to when we played as kids
but things change.... and that's the way it is.

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Old 06-07-2003, 08:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Lyrics?

Hey yo, what happening Everquest?
Check it

I see no changes;
Log in the morning and ask myself
is EQ worth playing should I delete myself.
I'm tired of being a cleric
and even worse I'm no good.
I got no platinum so I'm lookin for a goon that could
Don't give damn about a halfling,
casts mana burn, kill em, steal his staff 'G'.
Give purse to newbies, who the hell cares;
One less fucking green on the welfare.
First give swords that we gave to other's,
give 'em spells, step back, watch em kill each other.
It's time to fight back, that's what Furor said;
Two clicks of the mouse, now Furor's dead.
I got love for my brothers
but we could never PK nobody unless we fight with each other
We need to start made changes.
When they see me as a brother instead of two distance strangers
And that's how it's suppose to be;
How could you ever think a halfling could be close to me.
I love you, goodluck.

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Italics are the words or phrases I reall couldn't make out. Some other stuff might be a little off too.
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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i think your lyrics are abit wrong.


Quote:
Don't give damn about a halfling,
its...
GM's give a damn about a halfling


Quote:
Give purse to newbies, who the hell cares
its...
give poison to the newbies who the hell cares
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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official lyrics here mates

I see no changes - Log on in the morning and I ask myself//
is EQ worth playin should I delete myself?//
im tired of being cleric an even worse im a good//
I got no plat so im lookin for a green that could//
GM's give a damn about a halfling//
Cast manaburn kill em an steal his staff G//
Give the poison to the newbie who the hell cares//
one less fuckin green on the welfare//
First ship em swords let em deal to others//
give em spells step back watch em kill each other//
its time to fight back thats what furor said//
two clicks of the mouse now furors dead//
I got love for my brothers//
but we could never PK nobody unless we fight with each other// we need to start makin changes//
learn to see me as a good insteada 2 distant strangers//
an dats how its sposed to be//
how could u ever take a halfling if hes close to me?//
I love to go back to when we played as newbs//
but things change- thats the way it is//
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm tired of being a cleric and even worse i'm a good
hahahha best line in the entire thing.... its so true!

Yes Sullon Zek!
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